Villager

You better not rest, or lay down

Not when Villager comes to town

Should we welcome him, and see if he's kind, and smart

Or should we trust that bloody fan art

The invitation letter was already sent

For some reason he can't pay rent

He helps out animals with tricky tasks

And tries on new close, and masks

He has his own games where he better save

Because dealing with Mr. Resetti is worse than the grave

But in smash you just need to trust me

Villager is defiantly just way too op

He uses a net made for catching bees

And don't get me started on his trees

Training to beat him might take an all nighter

But he might just fly away as balloon fighter

If you have a great move like a shadow ball

Don't bother using it on Villager at all

He'll just take that move and put it away

And maybe use it another day

So if you're as strong as a rock, or as fast as a rocket

You still have to watch out for Villagers pocket