Villager
You better not rest, or lay down
Not when Villager comes to town
Should we welcome him, and see if he's kind, and smart
Or should we trust that bloody fan art
The invitation letter was already sent
For some reason he can't pay rent
He helps out animals with tricky tasks
And tries on new close, and masks
He has his own games where he better save
Because dealing with Mr. Resetti is worse than the grave
But in smash you just need to trust me
Villager is defiantly just way too op
He uses a net made for catching bees
And don't get me started on his trees
Training to beat him might take an all nighter
But he might just fly away as balloon fighter
If you have a great move like a shadow ball
Don't bother using it on Villager at all
He'll just take that move and put it away
And maybe use it another day
So if you're as strong as a rock, or as fast as a rocket
You still have to watch out for Villagers pocket
