Dwarves version of a wonderful world

(Pwent singing in background flanked by drunk gutbusters.)

I see skies of blue,

And bloody red swords too.

And I say to myself what a wonderful world.

I see dwarves a bored.

And a minotaur gored.

I see dark elves trampled

And goblins squished.

And I say too myself what a wonderful world.

I see trolls that stink.

And a dwarvish wink.

And I pity the troll.

And I say to myself what a wonderful world.

Disclaimer: I feel sorry for pwent that I don't own him but we would have lots of fun together squishing stuff.