Dwarves version of a wonderful world
(Pwent singing in background flanked by drunk gutbusters.)
I see skies of blue,
And bloody red swords too.
And I say to myself what a wonderful world.
I see dwarves a bored.
And a minotaur gored.
I see dark elves trampled
And goblins squished.
And I say too myself what a wonderful world.
I see trolls that stink.
And a dwarvish wink.
And I pity the troll.
And I say to myself what a wonderful world.
Disclaimer: I feel sorry for pwent that I don't own him but we would have lots of fun together squishing stuff.
