A/N: Hello! A quick little one-shot i made when i was bored - which is quite often!
anyway. this is also on my storywrite account, so...yeah.

DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own Fullmetal Alchemist! But I Am the proud owner of the entire series collection, three plushies and a gameboy game! YAY ME! xD

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Blonde Moment

Roy Mustang dozed in his comfortable chair, ignoring the high stacks of
paper covering his desk-top. Leaning his face on his palm, the Colonel
struggled to keep his ebony-eyes from fluttering closed. He was vaguely
aware of his Subordinates silently working at their respective desks.
Wait. What was that annoying buzz that sounded like a person talking,
then?

"- So I walked right up to him and-"

Maybe, Roy thought with a soft sigh, I've finally cracked. I'm insane.

"- went soaring over the rooftops. So it was actually him that caused
the dama- Mustang? Are you listening to me!?!"

Roy jumped, wide-eyed and alert. The voice had just addressed him!

"Wha...?" he spluttered out, still shocked.

Suddenly, his well organized papers where pushed aside; scattering
across the floor, and revealing a VERY Disgruntled Edward Elric.

"Dammit Mustang! You weren't listening!" The short blonde alchemist
accused his superior.

Roy blinked blankly. "Fullmetal? When did you arrive?"

"I've been here for half an hour giving you my report!"

"Oh. I didn't notice." Roy muttered, still drawing a blank.

"HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW!?!" Ed cried.

"I couldn't see you behind all my paper-work!" the coal-haired Colonel
stated dully.

"I'M NOT THAT SHORT!!!!"

"I beg to differ, Fullmetal. You're short."

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT HE COULD BE SQUASHED BY A FLEA!?!?!?!"
Yelled the enraged state Alchemist.

A smirk flickered on the Flame Alchemist's lips. "Okay. Try this. Edward
Elric, you are the world's tallest midget."

Silence.

Ed blinked blankly.

More silence.

Roy sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. This may take awhile.

"....." Ed frowned, his expression one of deep thought.

Roy rolled his eyes in exasperation, "Really Fullmetal! Some prodigy
you are!"
"........" The sixteen year-old boy blinked slowly, before turning
smoldering golden orbs onto his Colonel.

"I.....don't get it." He admitted reluctantly.

"Eh, Blonde moment," Roy said dismissively.

"I'm not blonde!" Ed snapped.

Silence.

"Dammit," Ed, sulking, turned and stormed from the room.

Roy Mustang let a small smirk grace his lips as he got up to collect
his scattered papers.

That was far too fun.

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Ehehehe....I did not intend to make Ed a total idiot, don't get me wrong - i love that guy!

but even a genius is bound to have a blonde moment, right?