(Zidane)
La, la, la" Zidane sang as he skipped down the hallway of the Prima Vista.
He soon walked into the dark store room in the ship.
"Sure is dark!" Zidane said to himself.
"Yes… yes it is!" A strange, eerie voice answered from the darkness.
"Who's that?" Zidane said, grabbing a nearby candle and holding it to his face.
"It's me… Cloud!" A blonde, spiky haired man said as he walked into the light.
"Hey… you shouldn't be in this game you belong in part 7" Zidane angrily pointed out.
"No…I belong in the spotlight. I am almighty!" Cloud blurted, laughed evilly afterward.
"No… But this is my game!" Zidane pouted.
"Not anymore!" Cloud yelled, he took outout his sword and slashed Zidane.
"AH!"
"Phase one of our plan is complete!" Cloud said as he talked into a phone. "Soon we will rule the Final Fantasy world. Mwa, ha, ha, ha!"
(Vivi)
"I'm sorry but this ticket's fake," A doglike ticket master said from behind a glass window in Alexandria Square.
"No," Vivi yelled in anguish. "I came all the way over here for nothing!"
"Sorry," The ticket master said, trying to comfort the Black Mage. "Don't cry here have these cards." The dog man slid three cards underneath the window, which Vivi eagerly took.
"What," Vivi yelled as he eyed the Tetra Master cards that were given to him. "These look like crap! It's bended and," He held up another card. "It looks like you spat on it!" His usual calm expression changed into one of anger. "Give me a real ticket or, or I'm gonna' rob you!"
"Uh… guards!" The man yelled. He pressed a large red button on his desk, soon, several female Knights ran in, surrounding Vivi and causing most of the male bystanders to develop nosebleeds.
"No! Don't hurt me!" Vivi yelled running into a dark alley.
Once the Knights were out of sight, he sat down onto the cobblestone streets. He thought he was safe until he heard a voice.
"Obsession!"
"Who's there" Vivi said nervously.
"I'm Aeris the flower girl, and I'm going to take your role in this game." A women with a horribly disfigured face said walking into the open.
"Bu…but you can't do th…that" Vivi nervously yelled.
"Come here" She held out her arms and walked towards him.
"No," Vivi tried to run away but was blocked by a clone of Aeris.
"Want to buy some flowers." The clone's face seemed to be locked in a smile, her rotten, cracked teeth shown to the whole world, her arm was held out, her fist clenched around a bouquet of withered Tulips. "What to buy some flowers, they're only one Gil, want to by some flowers, they're only one Gil." The clone kept repeating her phrase as she slowly began walking towards Vivi.
He looked back, the real Aeris was standing there evilly, taking her battle rod out. It was no use, Vivi had to either buy one of the clone's flowers or risk dying. He decided he'd rather die and walked towards the real Aeris.
"Take this," She yelled as she whacked Vivi on the head, knocking him out. "Ha,ha,ha! Phase two complete! And the best news is that I'm not going to die in this game. Ha, ha, ha!"
(Steiner)
"Pluto Knights… assemble!" Steiner yelled, standing on a platform high above the ground..
Two soldiers appeared in full armor and saluted their captain.
"There's only two of you where are the other six?" Steiner yelled.
"Knight IV ran away to become a writer, Knight V is taking a walk, Knight VI is exercising, Knight VII eloped with one of the Alexandrian Soldiers, Knight VIII is reading a Kingdom Hearts manga, and Knight IX is watching the performance." The short soldier answered.
"And you didn't stop them?" Steiner began to jump up and down, making a strange 'clank' sound every time his feet touched the ground. "Really, every time someone starts the game over you nitwits are always goofing off."
"Sorry!" The other soldier yelled.
"I have to go to the tower to trigger that FMV!" He yelled as he walked off to the dungeon tower.
As soon as he began to walk up the stairs of the tower he thought he heard the sound of a gun being loaded.
"What is that," he yelled. "No matter I must persevere!" He yelled again, sweating and panting.
"**** **** **** **** ************!" he heard a deep voice yell.
"What! Come out brigand, this is not part of the game's script!"
"I know" A big dark man yelled as he pointed a gun into his arm "Take this you ************!" The man fired his gun which was attached to his arm.
No!" Steiner yelled falling to the ground in pain.
The man pulled out a cell phone from his pocket. "Cloud…It's me Barret. I took care of the man. Phase three is complete! Ha, ha, ha. Soon we will all be the most famous people in Gaia!"
Before anyone asks, when Aeris' clone asks Vivi if he wants to by flowers there isn't a question mark at the end of her sentence because she isn't really asking you to by flowers, she's telling you!
