Happy Cirno Day..
oh wait...
the day is 9/10/2015
It's World Suicide Prevention day!
Right after Cirno Day!
I have a great idea.
Nue Houjuu stepped out of her space house thingy (wherever Nue lives) and flew down to the surface. It was a beautiful day. Sun shone over the Misty Lake, and light reflected off of it. It wasn't so misty today, though, and she saw Cirno crying, and Dayousei trying to cheer her up. Clearly Dayousei wasn't succeeding.
As she flew over, Dayousei looked up and flew in front of Nue. "Nue! Cirno is going to commit suicide! We need to stop her!"
Nue sighed and said, "Why is she going to do that?"
"Because..." Dayousei whispered it into Nue's ear.
Nue had an explosive nosebleed and then said, "All ribht. By nose is glogged up wiv blud but ok."
Nue then blew her nose and flew down to Cirno, who was crying. "Cirno, are you all right?"
Cirno looked up, and Nue noticed all of her tears had frozen on her cheek, as expected. "No... I'm not. I just saw someone be stabbed through the chest with Gugnir that I really cared about..." She sniffed and continued. "I told them not to leave me! I can't live without them..."
"I heard about this 'will u fme' character. He betrayed you. You weren't the only one."
"WHAT? Am I that worthless?" Cirno continued crying for a second then said, "I feel terrible... everyone calls me a baka or a ⑨, but I never really considered..." She grabbed a nearby icicle and pointed the edge towards her heart.
"No! Cirno! Wait!" Nue shouted. "You're not worthless! You're so popular with the humans, and you're adorable and everyone wants a blue ribbon to put on their head because of you! Also, there's this picture of you and Meiling saying 'Yaaay~' together and it's really awesome and became a meme that three people were banned from Danbooru because of repeating too many times!"
Cirno lowered the icicle. "I never knew... that someone cared about me... that there was someone out there..." Cirno blushed. "Nue-onee-cha-"
"RUINING YOUR ANIME CLICHES, CUZ I'M NAZRIN!" Nazrin's voice came out from under the ice covering the lake. The ice shattered and Nazrin jumped out. grabbed Cirno's icicle and ran (not the Yakumo one though, the verb).
"H-hey! My icicle!" Cirno shouted.
"THIEF!" shouted Nue.
"Preventing your suicide, cuz I'm Nazrin!" Nazrin shouted back.
Dayousei fluttered down to Nue and said, "...you weren't the only one I asked for help..."
Cirno jumped up and clung to Nue's back. Nue tried to shake her off. "Hey! Get off of me!" she said
AN HOUR LATER...
Mamizou sat on her chair in the space house thingy, and sipped her tea.
Suddenly, Nue slammed the door open. She was covered in snow and had a small icicle stuck in her arm, but she was smiling.
"Mom, can we keep her?" Nue said.
"As long as you feed her," Mamizou replied. She reached down for her tea, attempted to sip it, but it was frozen. She put it down calmly, and then said, "But keep her away from my tea."
