Ask Andy
Come on, go ahead! We dare you to confide your personal troubles to Andy, Layton High Schol's very own columnist! Replies will be featured in the weekly newsletter.
Dear Andy,
As you know, our school only accepts girls in K1-8. From Grade 9 onwards, it's all boys. Which accounts for why not a lot of people in our school have a girlfriend. I am a senior, and I only recently said goodbye to my girlfriend, who went to another school. Now I have my eyes set on a girl in Grade 7. My buddy told me that I'll go to hell if I don't stop. Is it acceptable or what?
Please reply ASAP.
From,
Lovestruck
Dear lovestruck,
It only means one thing. You're a sick pervert, and a paedophilic. I would advice you to see the school counsellor. By the way, you aren't going to hell. You're already in it. It's called Layton High School for Boys.
From,
Andy
Author's Notes: how is it? I got Layton from Clayton. Thought about Claypot and Claypole, but decide Layton sounds more authentic.
