What Were They Really Thinking?

Disclaimer: I don't own any Final Fantasy stuffuses of any kind. If I did, Tifa, Selphie, Beatrix, and Garnet would be MINE!

This is just something I thought up in my intense boredom at school. The innermost thoughts of the FF characters.

Cloud: Whose identity should I steal next?

Sephiroth: I want Irvine's coat…

Squall: Candy…

Tifa: Should I make my boobs bigger?

(A/N: Yes!)

Zell: I like hot dogs.

Irvine: I want Sephiroth's coat…

Vincent: No one understands me.

Yuffie: I want Irvine and Seph's coats… MAYBE I SHOULD STEAL THEM!

(A/N: do it and you may get hurt)

Kuja: Should I get a sex change?

(FF7) Cid!(-

Barret/

Aeris: Pretty pretty daisies…

Quina: I need to go on a diet…Oooh! Food!

Quistis: Damn Rinoa, movin' in on my man!

Rinoa: Damn Quistis, movin' in on my man!

Cait Sith: I need to kill myself.

(A/N: Oh God Yes!)

Steiner: Does my armor make my look fat?

Vivi: I need a growth formula.

Garnet: Beer…

Eiko: Damn Garnet, movin' in on Zidane!

Beatrix: I wonder if Tifa will go out with me?

This is all I could think of so far. If you have any suggestions for more characters, or something else for the ones I have so far, please review. I have only played 7-9 so that's all I can give you.