Some wonder why Godzilla woke.

Narrator: Why are we in a Pillow Fort?

Allow me to give the real reason why.


"Aah, time for a good night's sleep!" Godzilla had finish brushing his teeth, and he headed for his bed, with a baby blue nightcap resting on his head. On his bed was his favorite Mothra Plushie, and, like, twenty pillows. No joke. "Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh..." Flump!


"Hey, how went the Radiation Spa?" Eh? Godzilla took his face out of the pillows and looked up from the sea bed to see the Muto's having a conversation. The male was in Japan, and the female was in California. "Oh, good. Took years of my skin." Meh, just leave them be I guess.


"I love you!" "I know you do baby!" Godzilla was now slightly P.O.'d, but he shrugged it off and went back to bed.


"Girl, how 'bout I come over there and (Censored for T-ratedness.)" The female Muto blushed. That woke Godzilla up. Oh-


"-HELL F***ING NO!" Godzilla burst out very pissed off, deciding at this point, F*** both of you.

And the rest happens in the movie! Though some people swore that they heard Godzilla say things like: F*** this bridge. F*** this building. And this one. But most importantly, f*** you!