Plot's overused, I know. It appealed to me, so I wrote it. Pretty much for practice.

Wish me luck. :'D

Idea was from the great DaniZaraki: u/2582426/ Go read her stuff if you haven't. She's amazing. :)

I don't own Naruto.

Enjoy if you can. :3


This story opened itself in a fenced-off back-yard of some generic house.

The soft jingle of keys could be distantly heard as the small, dark orange kitten was roused from his slumber.

He yawned, eyes still closed. "I must've dosed off...," He thought absent-mindedly.

He open his eyes, excepting to be in his office. He blinked.

What he saw was nowhere near his office.

He was in a box with a bunch of sleeping over-sized kittens.

A small feeling of panic rushed over him. He rubbed his eyes, willing this not to be true... Of course, it didn't work.

He instinctively called for Konan, an acquaintance of his. He was slightly startled that a quite 'meow' was emitted from his mouth- or should I say snout- instead of his own voice. Confused, he slowly looked over his body.

He was a cat... Choosing to ignore this detail for now, he focused on calling for Konan.

Trying again with a bit more force, he called, "Konan?..." He was temporarily relieved that he heard his deep, authoritative voice.

One of the kittens drowsily raised their head. Having heard her name, she tried to respond, "Mrow?"

The dark-orange kitten turned to the source of the soft voice. Half-expecting it, he already knew that Konan, too, would be a cat. His inference was correct.

She stared at the dark orange kitten. "Pein... He's a cat. He even has the piercings... That's it, I've finally gone senile. No, maybe I'm just dreaming. That's it, I'm dreaming." Content with just that, she layed her head back down, trying to return to the land of sleep.

"DAMN IT! I STUBBED MY FUCKING TOE!" An abrupt yell jerked awake the litter of kittens.

Before the lot had time to react, the loud 'bang' of wood against wood was heard as the door to the "generic porch" swung open. A tan, dull-brown-haired girl of the age of 16 walked through the door and sighed. She sat down on one of the chairs, oblivious to the out-of-place box.

The kittens that were so rudely deprived of a peaceful sleep instinctively started hissing.

The girl turned her head to the foreign noise and tilted her head. With her brown eye-brows knit, she hesitantly got up and walked over to the cardboard box and looked inside with dull brown eyes. There, she found a litter of ten kittens.

"What the fuck?... How the hell?" She questioned to herself. She rudely stared at them with a small glare.

"Quite," Pein ordered. All but one of the hissing kittens ceased unquestioningly.

The girled turned her head to look at Pein. Slowly, she said, "Damn, you've got a mean 'meow'." Her expression softened as she quirked an eyebrow. She then turned to the silver kitten, which was still hissing, "Shut the hell up, would you?"

He paused his hissing and stared at her. Then, the volume of his hissing increased tenfold. Obviously angered, the girl abruptly got up and marched back into what was probably her home.

After everyone was pretty much calmed down, Pein spoke up, "Just in case you haven't noticed, we're cats."


... And that begins my boredom-baby. XD

Don't expect regular updates, I'm a lazy mo-fo.

I'm sorry it's so short.

Later!~

...Maybe.