Wow, I really have nothing else to do. Other than, y'know update OGAK, Broken Glass, that Danny Phantom fic, KR, and everything else in joy once I get back to Cally. but, till then, here's "Diary of Sam", an iCarly CAM Fanfic. XD
Disclaimer: I am but a small part of this world, why would I own a TV show?
Blah - Sam writing
Blah - Carly writing
Entry 0: Forward: By Carly And Sam
Why in god's name do I listen to that chick? Sure my job IS writing, but SHE thinks i should write my memoirs.
It's better than eating Doritos sitting on MY couch all day. Did I say you could write in my memoirs?
Nope. I'm doing it anyway.
... I'm rubbing off on you too much. Sucks for you. Meh. Anyways, I'm supposed to write a fucking foreword or some shit describing myself.
SAM! Kids will read this! So? So don't fucking swear! Like you just did? ... Hate. You. Love you too cupcake.
Well, my name is Sam Puckett. She means Samantha Evan Puckett. They don't need my whole damn name! It's so they can connect with you, the author! The only people reading this will be guys who enjoy fantasizing about two lesbians going at it! SAM! Oh, c'mon, you know it! These people don't want to listen to my life, they want to hear about all the hot... sweet... passionate... SAM! Brownies! ... Fine. You get that one. Good. So, as you pull out your dick to rub it- SAM! Other people will read this! Che. Fine. I like baseball bats-
But not baseball? I'm on a roll here Carls, so shut it. Fine.
Hockey, doodling- The only class you will EVER get an A+ in. What about creative writing?
... Touché.
Writing, reading- I could've SWORN you wouldn't write that. Why the hell not? Now everyone knows you read. I'm a fucking writer, of COURSE I read! Yeah, but they all think you can't. Meh. I'll still beat up whoever tries to make me read non-fiction. Gibby was just trying to help! Well I helped him. INTO A FULL BODY CAST! Still help.
And that's all I like. Now, sit back, chillax, and turn the fucking page. Stop swearing. No.
Well, that's all for chapter 1. Chapter 2 is Sam at age 4. yes, Carls will still talk. :D See ya real soon! Once I get my other notebook, two oneshots, "Whatshername" and "Green Eggs and Ham" will pop up for ya.
