The Get-Together
By Wilona Riva
Disclaimer: I don't own She-Ra.
Everyone had agreed to meet at the Crystal Castle to watch their favorite TV show. Contrary to popular belief, the location of the Crystal Castle was no secret. Just keeping Hordak from trying to turn it into a local crash-pad for the Horde was the problem. Hordak and Light Hope had rigged up a very large view screen and Shadow Weaver, Castaspella, and Madame Razz had contributed the refreshments.
She-Ra met everyone at the castle gates. "Hello, everyone, come on in. Light Hope says the show is about to begin."
"Rrrow, shot-gun on the bean bag chair!" Catra shouted.
"No way, cat lady!" Sea Hawk shouted.
"You snooze you loose, kiddos," Glimmer said, doing her disappearing and reappearing act. She claimed the bean bag chair for herself.
"Oh rats!" Catra grumbled.
Spinnerella and Netossa began passing around the popcorn. Light Hope turned down the glow and the large screen TV lit up.
"Quiet, dearies, the show's about to begin," Madame Razz whispered.
**on the tv**
Announcer: "Welcome to everyone's favorite show "Quips and Quotes" and here are your hosts: Man-At-Arms and Orko!"
Man-At-Arms: "Thank you, Adam. *in an aside to Orko* Don't know why I agreed to do this. If your magic fouls up one more time…."
Orko: *whispers back* "Not my fault you had Cringer's Kitty Chow on your face…."
Announcer/Prince Adam (from offstage): "Uh, guys, you are on the air."
Orko: "Oh hi, boys and girls, this week on "Quips and Quotes" we're going to show you funny lines from the 80's cartoon show, She-Ra. Anyone want to see a magic trick?"
Duncan: "Orko! *rolls eyes* Those Horde Troopers are a laugh riot. Take a look at these clips."
**clips**
She-Ra takes the top off a horde transport and wraps it around two horde troopers. "This should hold you. Maybe Hordak will send you a can opener." (The Missing Axe)
Horde Trooper muttering under his breath. "Capture She-Ra? I knew this wasn't my day!" (Unexpected Ally)
Shadow Weaver is transformed into a girl and rebukes the robots for being afraid of Bow. After they walk of screen, she shrugs at the camera. "They sure don't make robots like they used to." (For Want of a Horse)
She-Ra is watching Horde Troopers fleeing. "They're afraid of me? Wait 'til Hordak finds out they've left their posts." (Three Courageous Hearts)
**end clips**
Orko reappears on screen. "Hey, watch this, Man-At-Arms! I'm gonna turn this blue egg into a flower."
Man-At-Arms and Prince Adam: "No, Orko!"
Orko: * not paying attention* "Blue, true, turn from egg into goo!" The egg explodes showering Duncan with blue goo.
Man-At-Arms: *starts chasing Orko* "Wait 'til I get a hold of you, Orko!"
Cringer appears on camera: "And that's the show tonight everyone! Good journey!" Camera fades out.
Hordak narrowed his eyes. "That wasn't funny making fun of my troopers."
Imp: "I know what would be funny, chief!" He whispers in Hordak's ear.
Hordak laughs. "Good idea, Imp. Mantenna, come here!"
Mantenna pales: "Y-y-yess, m-m-mighty onnnne?"
Hordak's eyes narrowed. "Stand still." *punches hidden button and trapdoor opens under Mantenna*
Mantenna's eyes widened. "AAAAHHHH!" he screamed, as he fell through. Everyone hears a loud splash.
Hordak laughs. "Now that's funny!"
She-Ra glares at Hordak. "That wasn't very nice, Hordak."
Hordak grins wickedly. "Oops?"
