This is a script I co-wrote with MissBliss8527 that we were thinking of making a play off. The play will probably never happen but we thought we would post this on FF any way.

Disclaimer: We do not own Skulduggery Pleasant or Artemis Fowl in any way, shape or form they belong to Derek Land and Eion Colfer respectively.

Revised: 13/8/2012

Revised note: I would like to thank all of the people that have reviewed, followed or favourited this story. At the moment I am only revising but am not sure if there will be any new chapters. I will do my best to write some though.

Scene 1

Holly is tied up in a chair. She is unconscious, and Valkyrie and Tanith are watching her. Holly stirs.

TANITH: She's waking up!

VALKYRIE: You said that ten minutes ago, and when we looked she was still unconscious.

TANITH: She really is this time!

HOLLY: Who are you people?

TANITH: See?

VALKYRIE: I owe you an apology Tanith. (pauses)

TANITH: I'm waiting.

VALKYRIE: I said I owed you one, not that I was going to give you one.

TANITH: (laughs) Didn't your parents ever teach you manners?

VALKYRIE: They did, I didn't listen.

HOLLY: Hello? Are you even listening to me?

TANITH AND VALKYRIE: No.

HOLLY: Well start!

Skulduggery walks in, with his facade on, and sees Holly is awake.

SKULDUGGERY: (To Holly) Hello. (To Valkyrie and Tanith) Have you questioned our guest yet?

TANITH AND VALKYRIE: (look at each other then at Skulduggery) No. (Bursts out laughing)

SKULDUGGERY: (glares at them then turns to Holly) Well since my two incompetent companions haven't got around to questioning you yet, I'll have to do it myself.

TANITH: Thank… Hey!

VALKYRIE: We're not incompetent!

SKULDUGGERY: Of course you are. Now let me interrogate our guest in peace.

SKULDUGGERY: (To Holly) Why were you trying to get into room Number 24 in the Midnight Hotel?

HOLLY: (glares without speaking)

SKULDUGGERY: Were you working alone?

HOLLY: (glares)

SKULDUGGERY: You can't stay silent forever.

HOLLY: (raises an eyebrow sceptically)

SKULDUGGERY: (sighs) Tanith, Valkyrie, keep watch.

Skulduggery leaves.

TANITH: Why do we always get babysitting duty? (glances at Holly) No offence.

HOLLY: (Struggles not to laugh)