Blast From The Past
By InspiredInTheMoment
Dedicated to Jessica ( TwilightMom131)
The day at the Cullen's house started like any other. Alice was showing off her latest dress that she bought at a store in Port Angeles. Rosalie was showing Renesmee how to braid her hair, after Nessie's nap had been intruded by Emmett's roughhousing with Jasper, which of course there was a bet involved with that. As for Carlisle and Esme they were enjoying with Bella the musical tunes that Edward was playing on the piano. And Jacob was outside somewhere racing Leah, he was told Renesmee was taking a nap, and out of respect to her he decided not to hover. None of them had expected the day to be any different, they were happy and enjoying the small part of forever. But forever, might be put on hold for a bit, because not even Alice was able to see what was going to happen next.
Because before they went on their hunting trip, before Edward and Bella were about to kiss each other again for the millionth time, there was a beam of light surrounding them, and the ground shook beneath their feet. And all of the sudden, Bella felt pressure on her skin, right over her heart, jerking her backwards.
"Edward?" She whispered, looking into his golden eyes one last time before her eyes were fading into black, along with the rest of the family's.
None of them knew what was happening, even though most of them hadn't slept in years, they somehow felt rested, and relaxed in a way they hadn't known in so long.
But with the minutes that passed, blood started rushing in their bodies again, their dead beat less hearts started up again, their vampire senses were fading, their skin tone was darkening, their eye color was changing. These traits could only be described to becoming human again.
Rosalie was the first to open her eyes and observe her body full of warmth, but her mind full of confusion. She looked around the house she was in, not familiar with it at all. She looked at the unfamiliar bodies lying next to her, her mind was clear from the memories she had formed from the years before. The last the she remembered was walking home from her darling Vera's house, jealous of the child Vera had. Of course with the year being 1934, it was normal for a woman of Rosalie's age to have a child, and Rosalie couldn't wait! So waking up to a strange house, was not part of her plan.
"Royce?" Rosalie whispered anxiously, searching the room for her fiancée. She had promised to meet him first thing in the morning for brunch, so they could continue on with their wedding plans. Rosalie Lillian Hale slowly stood up, and looked about the Cullen house. Looking to her left, she saw a big, curly haired man who looked about 20 or so. The young man's hair reminded her of Vera's little Henry's hair, black and curly. But the man was surly not the boy, his lips were full, and his arms were full of muscle that appealed to her immediately. Had she not be a engaged woman, she would have woken up the man herself, and done something about it. But she didn't want to displease Royce King II, her beloved.
At that moment, the curly haired man's eyes snapped open, and he stared into space.
"Where's the bear!?" His heart racing fast, as he jumped up on his two legs, his back hunched over, and held an invisible shotgun.
The last thing Emmett McCarty remember, was that he spotted a bear, that he wanted to claim for his own, to make his father proud. Bears were his favorite animal to hunt, they were always a challenge to hunt. But this bear looked like an easy target, drinking water from a stream, he aimed for it. And then suddenly everything went black, and he woke only to see this very attractive woman staring at him. Her eyes looked as if she were an angel, a lost one at that.
"Sorry, Miss." Emmett whispered, afraid that if he spoke any louder the bear might hear. "You haven't happened to see a large grizzly bear walking about have you? It was just here a second ago!"
Rosalie giggled. "A bear? Seriously?"
Next to wake up was Jasper, or should we say, Major Jasper Whitlock himself. Twenty years of age, and part of the confederate army. Born as raised in the south, Jasper Whitlock had one thing on his mind, to kill Yankees. The last thing Jasper remembered was that he was riding his mare, Betsy. Upon waking up, he saw two strange faces looking at him. One, a blond, beautiful lady, and a well built gentlemen, who wore the oddest clothes he had ever seen, until he looked down to see that he was wearing the same kind of clothes.
Fear and worried, deep down he knew something was very wrong. And with the civil war stuck in his mind, he knew that this was a trick from his enemy, the northerners. It was so like them to do this! Brainwashing the southern soldiers. Pathetic excuse of a man! They were out to get everyone! And Jasper's job was to send them all to hell where they belong. Feeling outraged, he then remembered his beloved horse.
"Damn you Yankees! Kick me while I'm down like the cowards you are! Taken away my Betsy! What is a men without his stead?!" Major Whitlock yelled, raising his fist in the air. The two standbys observed his mental breakdown.
"This is a joke, right? Royce? This is not amusing!" Rosalie called out, laughing, and grabbing her ribs. She saw this in a nickelodeon once. Old Royce was just pulling her leg.
As Emmett, Rosalie and Jasper started roaming about the room. Emmett still looking for his bear, invisible shot gun still in hand. Rosalie was calling out her Royce King II, and Jasper searching for those disgusting Yankees, who stole his mare.
As for the rest of the family, Edward was soon followed by Alice in the awakening. Esme and Carlisle followed quickly after. But Bella would not awake.
All looking around the big, spacious room, Mary Alice Brandon jumped with excitement, as if she were a bouncy ball.
"I'm FREE!" Alice shouted, laughing and lounging herself at Edward, embracing him with a hug. "Oh thank you kind sir! You have no idea what that hospital was like!"
Edward looked bewildered and confused. He backed away slowly from the mad young female, who was now grinning from ear to ear, and continued to shout for her freedom.
He had no idea where this woman had been, but wherever is was, she was happy to be out.
Edward Anthony Mason, seventeen years old, was raised in a normal 1900's family. He knew one day that he would be a solider, with the war and the depression. So when he realized he was in a room with unknown people and things, he thought he was dreaming. That was until he saw a blond twenty year old something man, peeking at him from behind the couch.
The man looked extremely frightened. But then Edward noticed something, he knew this man! This man was from the hospital! This man was dedicated to curing the sick!
"Dr. Cullen? Its me, Edward Mason, from the hospital! Have you seen my parents?" Edward asked calmly.
"What magic is this!?"
Edward's brows creased at the confusion. Surly this mad man had lost his mind.
"Pardon?"
"Witchcraft! WITCHCRAFT!" Carlisle screamed, running up the stairs to look for any weapons he could find. He didn't want to harm the beings who were at evil work here, but as his father always taught him, it was us, or them!
"Oh my…" Esme Ann Evenson gasped at the handsome man who flew up the stairs. She sat down on the couch as if she were waiting from someone to come home.
"I hope Charles doesn't find out about this." Esme shivered with fear, afraid of what her husband might do if he should come home to see her with a house full of men. The woman looked kind in Edward's eyes, almost motherly. But he also saw fear in her eyes, as he was in a lot of woman's eyes. He could read people really well. It was easy to see, this one had been abused.
"Did yall' see the bear?" Emmett asked the new awaken friends, as Alice spun around admiring her dress.
"It sparkles!" She said, as she smiled at Emmett. "See?"
Emmett stared back at her with blank eyes. "I guess no one has seen the bear…" He mumbled, stomping his foot.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a young blond man came charging at Edward with a butter knife that he thought was the closest thing he had to a sword.
"Yankee!" Jasper spat at him, bringing the knife to Edward's throat. "Bring me my mare and I might spare your worthless excuse of a life!"
Edward backed away, scared for his life as the crazed man threatened him with a butter knife. Perhaps the older blond was correct, maybe this was black magic, or some kind of trick!
"I am a friend! Not a foe!" Edward gasped, backing into the piano.
"No friend of mine wears the color of the Union!" Major said, observing Edward's dark navy blue rag of a shirt. Jasper spit on the shirt, and brought the knife closer to his throat. He knew better than to trust the boy, all Yankees pretended to be like civilians, but it was all a trick! He knew that their code was the navy blue, and navy blue meant the enemy!
"Royce?" Rosalie yelled, looking about the room, for the second time.
"Heeeere teddy, teddy, teddy! You damned beast!" Roared Emmett, as he backed himself against the wall, peeking around the corner, gun still supposedly loaded.
Finally waking, Bella Swan Cullen opened her eyes to see the familiar faces of her family. Sensing the sudden change around the room and the tension, Bella placed her hands around her stomach to feel the normal bump she had grew to love, but finding gone, she glared at her husband. Even with Jasper holding a butter knife to his throat, Bella didn't care.
"YOU!" Bella screamed, making Jasper step away from Edward and point the knife at Bella.
Bella stood up, and stomped over to Edward, and jabbed her finger at his chest.
"HOW DARE YOU!? KILLING OUR BABY? OUR SON EDWARD JR! I TOLD YOU NOT TO HARM HIM! YOU PROMISED ME! YOU-"
Edward backed away even further.
"I HAVE NOT HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH YOU! I am a gentleman, a man of morals! I will not do such a thing till I am married man!" Edward said in rage, at that accusation.
Emmett coughed a laugh. "Way to go man- now where is that bear!?" He said, still looking for the bear.
"We are MARRIED!" Bella screamed, ignoring Emmett's insane behavior, it was nothing new. He was just playing a joke.
"Oooh! Was the dress pretty?" Alice asked, excited.
Bella looked at Alice with a confused look on her face, and then turned back to Edward. She then noticed something she hadn't before.
His eyes were green.
"Edward..?" She whispered, placing her hand on his cheek, to surprisingly find it…warm.
Edward jerked away from her touch, and blushed.
"Oh my god.." Was all Bella said, then looked at her family members.
Alice had brown eyes, and rosy cheeks. Emmett didn't look at bulky, and he stumbled over his feet. Jasper was glancing back from her to Edward, as if he was threatened, his only defense was a butter knife. Esme looked confused, sitting on the couch knitting. Rosalie looked beautiful as always, but it looked more like a human beautiful. Suddenly worried about Carlisle's outcome, she soon got her questions answered when she saw from the corner of her eye, him carrying his old cross that hung in the hallway. His eyes full of fear.
"The power of Christ compels you!" Carlisle repeated over and over, waving the cross around the room. "May you all burn in the flames of hell!"
"What the hell?!" Bella yelled, backing away from Carlisle, who was now splashing bottled water her way.
"How DARE you mock me!?!?" Carlisle hissed at her, as if he had been insulted.
Bella had had enough. Tears were starting to fall down her face, with confusion. She had a headache. How was she going to fix this, they were all vampires! Or at least they were! What was going on!? Why was Emmett hunting a bear with a imaginary gun? Why was Jasper asking for a horse named Betsy? And most importantly, where in the world was her BABY!?
Ring. Ring.
It was Bella's cell phone, and as it rang, all the Cullen's placed their hands over their hearts with a gasp at the discovery.
"Black magic! BLACK MAGIC!" Carlisle said, placing the cross out in front of him, sprinting outside to see ( the vampire ) Edward's shiny Volvo.
"DEMON! DEMON! Take cover! Take cover fellow men of God! If you're here! I'll protect you!" Carlisle yelled as Jasper followed.
"What is this monstrous metal machine? A devise to carry the southerners? I know it is! I can feel it in my gut!" Jasper observed the car, and then saw the license plate, which said Washington on it. Jasper's eyes widened with rage.
"YANKEES!" Jasper spat, kicking the wheels as Seth Clearwater ran towards him, with a frantic look on his young face.
"Whoa! Jazz!" Seth said.
"What did you call me, Savage? My name is Major Jasper Whitlock, proud solider of the confederate army! I do not socialize with Red Skins!"
With agreement, Carlisle jabbed the cross at Seth's chest, as if it could do real damage.
Seth, completely freaked out, starting running away.
"JAKE!!!!" Seth called.
"That's right, you coward! Call for your Yankee bastards! We'll be ready!" Jasper said, putting his arm around Carlisle, butter knife in the other hand.
"Ohmygoodness!" Came a excited squeak. Alice was clapping on the front porch. "It talks! It little box talks! I can hear her talking to it!"
Emmett was now crawling out of the side window, inhaling the air, and determined to shoot the beast that escaped from his grasp. He'll get the sucker, if it's the last thing he does! Then after, he would talk to the blond angel out of marrying the King Louis I. He hadn't known her long, but she was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen, besides the bear of course.
Stumbling on to the ground, Emmett saw Carlisle and Jasper looking at him with tilted heads.
"Shhhhh!!" Emmett placed his fingers over his lips. "The bear might be watching!" He said with a wink.
As Emmett stumbled into the woods, Jasper looked at Carlisle.
"You're the only one I have to fight with against the evil forces that are at work here" Carlisle whispered, leaning in closer as if they had spies all around them.
Back inside the house, Bella was trying to explain to Rosalie that she was the one who was responsible for all of this.
"Did you steal my baby, Rose? HMM!? I always knew you wanted my baby!" Bella spat.
Esme shook her head in disappointment. "Thief." She mumbled under her breath.
"I am appalled! I am Rosalie Lillian Hale! Fiancée of Royce King II! I do not stand for this nonsense! I am not a baby snatcher! You…you..Cat Lady!" She yelled, stomping off as she caught a glimpse of herself in the mirror.
"My hair..is straight? Ew! Split ends!? Can anything go right today? Royce cannot see me like this!" She gasped, flipping her hair.
Suddenly Jacob Black came bursting through the door, followed by Jasper and Carlisle.
"Why is Jasper and the Doc, pointing strange objects in my back?" Jake asked, glancing behind them, hands in the air. He was very confused with all of this, and what was more confusing was that the vampires he had grown to respect had apparently disappeared. Because all he was surrounded by was humans, he could smell the difference, he could actually inhale without wanting to gag. And not only that, but he could seven heart beats, none of them were Renesmee's.
"Where's Nessie, Bella?" Jacob asked her, worried for her safety.
Bella looked at him confused. "We have a son, Jacob." Bella said, motioning to Edward and herself.
Edward had been trying to tell this woman over and over again that he did not know her. They were not married, he had never seen her before in his life! The thought was outrageous in his 1918 mind set! Having a baby with a woman who was not his wife? He would never think of it!
"Listen to me! We do not have a son! We don't have anything! I am Edward Anthony Mason! Son of Edward and Elizabeth Mason! Born in 1901! I am a man who respects his morals and his mother's wishes! Would you please come to terms with reality!" Edward panted now, his chest rising and falling. Rubbing his face with his hand, and a had a fist in the other.
"Where is Renesmee? She's short, she has your hair, and your eyes, and your perfect features!" Jacob said, grabbing Carlisle's cross and Jaspers butter knife, and threw them to the ground with a lot of force.
Carlisle and Jasper gasped.
"Now. What. The. Hell. Is. Going. On. Here?" Jake demanded, trying not to phase with all his might. It was bad enough that they didn't know what they were, imagine their reaction to his wolf form!
Jacob Black wanted answers, and he wanted answers now! Something happened, and he was determined to find out.
Even if it killed him.
Writer's Note: This is a Two-shot Cece and I wrote together, and we couldn't help but laugh and we hope it makes you atleast smile, the next part will be written shortly no worries.
Disclamier: we do not own Twilight, nor the Characters, we're just having a little fun with them.
