1. On Muggle Movies

"Dean and Parvati should have thought better than deciding to watch a muggle horror movie. How were they supposed to know it would be that scary? Stupid muggles, the things they think up..."


"I'd... I can't... I'm not watching a movie ever again!"

"You were the one who wanted to go! And you were the one who decided, oh, look, let's go see that movie and not something, like—I don't know, something less scary!"

"Shut up! How was I supposed to know it was going to be that bad? It was like a Dementor was staring at me from that screen, I nearly decided to get my wand and set it on fire!"

"Mind you, it was supposedly a woman, not a Dementor, and I did warn you—"

"Oh, forget it. Come on, let's get out of here—move it, Dean!"

"What do you think I'm doing?"

"Well, move faster, this is starting to get creepy."

"Relax, Parvati. None of that was real... I think. And, hey, did you see that guy who played Kipp? He looked like Harry..."

"Are you saying you want Harry to get run over by a train?"

"Of course I don't, I was just saying he looked like him! And whoever played him was never murdered, okay? It was acting."

"I—I—oh, alright, so I overreacted. It's my first time to see a movie, okay? Probably my last, too, if I can help it. And—oh."

"What, Parvati?"

"It's night."

"Well, yeah... oh. Ohhh, no. We'd better just Apparate, then. Quickly."

"R-right..."

The pair rounded a corner and vanished with a snap.


AN:Why is it that every time I try to focus on writing one story, I end up writing a completely different one? So, yeah, this one was horrifyingly short and can't even count as a drabble as it's too long, but I wanted to get my head out of TaL for a while. Updates on this one will probably be seldom and only when I feel like it, as I will try to focus on my other story. But for now... This was fun!


Disclaimer:I do not own the Harry Potter series or any of its characters or plot, nor the Woman in Black.