My life has always been a bit strange. With my brother wanting to be an Olympian and my dad dying at a young age, I was used to the unordinary. I wasn't special myself, but I'm surrounded by people far more interesting than the normal crowd. Which makes my only unique aspects being the girl manager of an all guy swim team.

I can't say it's not fun, because honestly it's better than going home to read manga until I pass out. See it's much more exciting hanging out with half naked homos than reading about homos randomly erotic lives in a book.

First time I realized gay guys were hot was probably about when I was eleven. I didn't care much at the time because of my age, so it wasn't until I was twelve that I started reading shounen-ai. A month after reading my first hard core yaoi Rin came back to town, and by then I was addicted.

He was fourteen at the time and having a really hard time with school. Apparently there was some bullying going on for his teeth, hair, accent and whatever else those dickweed Australians could think of. He wouldn't tell anyone, but he was having a really hard time. I couldn't bare to see him so withered so I drugged him, and got him to talk.

Yeah okay I know drugging your big brother seems a bit intense, but I swear it was an accident. He had a cold, took a bit too much cough syrup and got higher than the sky enough to confide in me. Trust me I was shocked as hell when he said he was probably gay and the other kids had picked up on it. I mean not just because I happened to have Okane Ga Nai hidden under the mattress he was on, but because well yeah no that basically sums it up. I was a fujoshi with a gay older brother. That is some scary shit to tell a delusional thirteen year old girl though. He forgets he even told me, but that's the reason I watch him so carefully. Well that, and I caught him wanking off last summer and I realized just how gay he was. I wish he wasn't my brother, so that I could have stayed and watched instead of making a run for it.

How did this have any relevance to whatever story my fucked up perverted mind is about to tell? Well I can see you haven't been listening then. As I said in the beginning: I'm surrounded by half naked homos daily. In case your wondering, yes I love my job. Now I did happen to not tell you that these guys are my brothers childhood friends, and that my brother was whimpering one of their names when I walked in on him.

I get to see up close yaoi every time I tip toe around a corner after practice. I am going to tell you what I see, and your going to shut up and take it. Which reminds me they aren't as innocent as people would want to think, especially that Haruka. I honestly think I accidentally ran across dolphin porn when I searched his room for drugs. It's not weird, he is just abnormally natural in the water so as manager I was obligated to check his room for some type of magical gill/fin grower. Hopefully that dolphin porn was a sick joke, or just a collection of dolphin pictures.