Author's Note: Sup. I'm back and writing again, this time with a new fanfic. It's something that me and two of my good friends have been talking about since last school year. And, me and those friends are the main characters in the story, as the explanation thingy said. And I promise, it will be freakin' hilarious. It starts out at my house with me and those friends there, and the story develops from there. I hope you peoples like it!
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Disclaimer: I'm gonna do it myself because… I'M IN THE STORY! And now you will actually know my name! Aha! Well, I didn't create Naruto, Kishimoto Masashi did. And he made it quite wonderfully. Better than I would have. And if I did, Kiba would be the main character and be a freakin' Jounin. So there.
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Fun Times in Konoha
Chapter 1: The Beginning, Bitch!
Josh (the author), Ben and Brendan (Josh's friends) were chilling at Josh's house with nothing good to do. At all. No special fun time events were happening, it was just a boring Saturday afternoon.
"What the fuck, there's nothing to do!" yelled Brendan as he started walking down the stairs into the basement. He was a chubby 16-year-old with a goatee and a mustache and had an average, if not above average height. His hair was blondish and curly.
"We could play video games, you know…" Ben replied, following him. He was shorter and a lot skinnier than Brendan and had brown hair. He looked generally happy all the time, unless he was pissed. He was 15.
"Screw that, let's watch something random on TV," Josh said. He was a little shorter and skinner than Ben and had dirty blonde hair. He was DK mode: had really, really long arms. He wore glasses that were crooked on his head. He grabbed the remote and turned on the TV.
"Your mom's gonna watch something random on TV! Ooh, bitch, you just got jacked, bitch!" said Josh's brother, Ben, as he walked downstairs. He was tall and bigger than the rest of them, but not as chubby as Brendan. He was blonde hair and had a cocky look on his face all the time. He got his laptop and went back upstairs.
"Shut up, Ben." Josh replied.
"Oh, great, Naruto fillers. In English. Whoop-dee-fuckin-doo," Brendan said sarcastically.
"No, not English, in American!!!!" Josh said loudly with his mouth wide open happily and with two thumbs pointed upward. Brendan went over to him and smacked Josh hard on the head. "I deserved that."
"Yes you did."
"Hmm, these fillers suck. Wait a sec, a new episode is starting! And its actually new! Yay!" yelled the younger Ben. He ran up to the TV and tried to give it a hug just fir the hell of it. And right when he touched the screen…
He vanished.
"Whoa, am I high, or did Ben just disappear?" Josh said confused.
"No, it actually happened." Brendan said.
"Hmm, what to do… LET'S GO AFTER HIM!" Josh yelled as he dived into the TV and disappeared as well. Brendan followed.
Ben saw a flash of light and suddenly fell from the sky into a tree. He remarkably caught himself on a branch and sat on it. He looked around the area and saw a dirt road that was completely empty. It led far off into the distance into a forest.
He then heard a sound that sounded like this:
"Yeah!!!!!!!!! LET'S DO IT!!!!!"
He immediately looked up and saw Josh diving down at him. He fell directly on him and they both slammed down hard on the ground. Josh got up immediately and helped Ben up.
"Where the hell are we?" asked Ben. He thought for a little with Josh and then thought of it. "Are we in the show?
"Maybe. But where's Brendan? He followed me in here and he's not falling from the sky." Josh said.
"I'm right here, dumbass." Brendan said as he walked towards them from the road. "I came in here from like 50 yards down the road."
"Okay, well that's that." Josh said. "But hey, do you here something?"
"No." Ben and Brendan said looking at him weird.
"I swear I heard some foot-" Josh said, and then it happened.
A shuriken came out of nowhere and hit Josh in the head and he fell over.
"DUDE! WHAT THE HELL?!" Brendan yelled, staring at the unconscious Josh.
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How do you like it? Review away and I'll hopefully have another chapter in at most a week!
