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Yuri stuffed the items into his bag haphazardly trying to cram just a little something more into every squire inch his backpack had available. It was near bursting at the seams as it was, but there was always something- just a little something more he had forgotten. Normally he would not have been packing at all for a simple jump in the family tub to Shin Makoku but this was no normal jump. No today was the day he'd finally have his pay back. His oh so sweet sweet revenge. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
He sealed everything as best he could into waterproof bags, mentally adding up his stock. He had a DVD player, a projector, some movies, and a thick stack of history books at his disposal. Hopefully none of them would be ruined, he mused, the double black didn't think he could afford another library fee. Knowing Gunter he d probably have to fight tooth and nail not to have the books archived and locked up for only god knows how long in some royal vault. And he couldn't let Anissina ANYWHERE near the projector for fear she'd blow it up trying to replicate it using majutsu.
Somehow, being a demon king and all, he didn't think he'd ever end up teaching history lessons. He would make sure they were long and DULL just for Gunter who had crammed so much boring Shin Makoku history down his own throat. Somehow just knowing that he would be the one dishing out paperwork made his already pronounced grin widen. If it was history the old guy wanted, than history he would get! Along with cramped hands, a raging migraine, and lack of sleep. Pay back, sweet payback. The Maoh was near giddy with anticipation.
Finally, feeling satisfied with his work, the black haired teen stripped down to his boxers in preparation, then stepped into the tub grinning ear to ear as the water sucked him in. Oh how he had planned and planned when he first agreed to Gunter's request. He would show him the history of quantum physics and make the man do a million different equations! He would give the man English sonnets to memorize authored by Shakespeare! He would teach the man the history of rocks, commonly known as geology! So many many boring subjects to choose from and so little time to prepare.
And then, he was there. He was expecting to land in the courtyard fountain, or a mud puddle however. Not in the bathhouse with a very naked Wolfram. This was awkward, to say the least, and he needed to get out of the pool fast. Wolfram said something but he ignored it. He couldn't talk to the blond until he at least was decent. He didn't want the boy to get the wrong idea or something. And so he half swam, half ran away.
The double black quickly found his way to the ledge but the backpack was to heavy on his shoulders. He couldn't lift himself out of the pool and the blond was making a beeline straight for him. He had only seconds to dodge an angry Wolfram's attack. He had to act fast.
"You cheater, you dirty rotten cheater! You've been gone for weeks and your won't even talk to your fiance'? GET BACK HERE CHEATER!"
Desperate times called for desperate measures, and so Yuri unclasped his bag and attempted to toss it out of the pool. Only the blond wouldn't have it.
"What's in the bag wimp? Don't tell me you're hiding nude pictures in there! Give it to me cheater!"
Luckily the boy hadn't been to fast on his feet and the Maoh was able to escape with his bag in hand. Only now he had an angry Wolfram chasing after him across the castle clad only in a white towel.
"Get back here wimp!"
"It's nothing like that I swear!"
"Give it to me then!"
"NO!"
"YOU CHEATER!"
The king headed straight for Gunter's office slamming the door shut faster than a flash of lightening and locking it up behind him. How in the world was he going to deal with the blond when he had to leave? Maybe he could crawl out of a window or something. Or maybe he could just hang out until Wolf gave up. He could hear the soldier banging on the door along with various explicatives. This was bad, this was real bad. The blond might just behead him for locking him out like that- but it was for the better good. Gunter was going to receive his payback at last!
"Ah so there you are your highness. The paperwork has been piling up ever since your trip back to Earth. Why, why must you highness leave us all the time? Am I not good enough for 'is majesty. Could I serve him bet-"
"Gunter, its fine, its fine. I'll sign off everything later- I got the books you requested."
"Ah I shall gather Conrad, and Gwendal, and Wolfram and everyone at once than! Just think, the wonders of learning about his highness' homeland. What interesting customs and languages and history!"
"Wait what, erm, Gunter I thought it was just you."
"No no your highness everyone close to his majesty must know! What if they should have to return to your homeland on some other mission like when we had to retrieve the last box?"
"Oh", the double black voiced, sorely disappointed. He might have been able to bore Gunter, but boring an already pissed off Wolfram might not be such a great idea. "Wolfram seems a bit angry at me for locking him out, and I'm dripping wet, so can we wait awhile Gunter?"
"Why certainly your highness! Are you feeling cold at all, I can get a maid to bring you a towel I'm-"
"That won't be necessary, if that door opens Wolfram will surely barge through", The Maoh smirked, than as an afterthought added under his breath, "and then I'd be a dead man."
Sighing the double black walked back to his desk, grabbed the pen standing up in the corner, bit his lip thoughtfully, and started jotting down his name over and over again. This was not the revenge he was so thrilled about earlier. This was pure torture. He was soaking wet, signing documents, and wearing only a tank top and a pair of underwear. The underwear his mom had accidentally washed with a red sock. His pink underwear. He hadn't noticed until now, how embarrassing.
Finally he couldn't hear the scary teenager banging on the heavy wooden door any longer and he assumed Wolfram had given up on his crazy pursuit. "Finally", he breathed out as he stood up to leave. Only, he was wrong. The blond soldier was not one to give up so easily. Suddenly he heard glass shatter as something swooped in through the window. Something dressed in blue with emerald green eyes and sunshine kissed hair.
"Yuri!"
And with that the double back ran, ran faster than he'd ever ran before, rounding the corner with lightening speed trying to escape the enraged soldier that was Wolfram. Then, just seconds later, he was grabbed by his shirt collar by rough hands. Oh man, this was it. This was it. The blond was emitting a terrifying aura about him. Yuri knew he was as good as dead.
"Give me the bag!"
"The bag oh its back in Gunter's office, just let me go ge ah-"
"That will not be necessary" The blond bit out eerily, "Now wimp, why did you run away from your own fiance'?"
What followed was a very nasty interrogation.
Sometime later, after dinner, Yuri had grabbed the bag showing his ever so clingy fiance' its contents. Yuri himself inspected everything for damage. He hoped the water hadn't somehow harmed the books. He really couldn't afford any more library fines. He already owed who knows how much for that time he fell into Shin Makoku with his high school poetry book in his back pocket. Like he could get a waiver for that. "Oh I fell into another world where I m king and it got wet." Somehow he knew that wouldn't fly.
"Yuri what are these metal disks?" The blond asked inquisitively, picking up something in a plastic bag and inspecting it.
"Oh um their movies, I'll show you later on tonight."
"Movies?"
"Its kind of like TV, do you remember that Wolfram?"
"Oh, but how can they fit everything into such a small disk? How can I see it if its so small?"
"Later Wolfram", Yuri paused, "Actually this DVD is the story of some of my relatives from along time ago. I think we can watch this later. I was hoping to bore Gunter but well..."
"Wimp"
"What why did you say that?"
"Because that's what you are, a wimp."
"Oh well, help me set up this stuff." The maoh spoke more sternly grabbing a rectangular box and some wires, "No don't grab that, grab that. Wolfram put that down! You're going to break it. Stop that!"
Finally after taking two hours to set up the projector, something that should have taken twenty minutes, the double black inserted the disk into his player. Everyone was sitting there waiting for the movie . The word had spread like wildfire no thanks to Wolfram, and everyone in the castle had heard that it had something to do with the Maoh's ancestors, so of course everyone had showed up to watch.
Sighing the black haired teen pushed play, mentally preparing himself for the barrage of questions that would follow. Who's that? Why'd they do that? What's that? What kind of mazoku did they use? He could already hear the voices in his head.
Two hours later and a thousand questions -the Maoh was finally free to do whatever. He sighed in relief. Everyone had asked so many things! He had no idea that teaching was this difficult. He would not volunteer in the future. NO WAY! Some revenge this turned out to be.
The king eventually made it into his chambers only to find Wolfram patting the bed and waiting in his pink nightgown. Wolfram. Wolfram had been surprisingly quite during the entire movie. Almost too quite. Something was wrong.
Yuri slipped into bed tiredly. Who was he to complain? A quite Wolfram was rare, and maybe now he could actually catch some sleep. Well if Wolfram would stop moving around so much that is. Yuri closed his eyes tiredly and was just about to sleep- And then, the blond said something that surprised Yuri.
"Yuri? Why did that guy kill himself?"
The Maoh was taken aback for a second, then slowly started to speak "Wel-"
"Why did they all kill themselves?"
"Well they were going to lose so-"
Suddenly the blond was pinning him against the bed in rage,
"WHAT KIND OF CUSTOM IS THAT!" he asked shaking him violently.
"Hey that was along-"
"Yuri" the blond spoke softly rolling off of the double black, If Shin Makoku were to lose a battle. I mean if we were at war and would you kill yourself too? Like they d-"
"No"
"Good" Wolfram said smiling a little.
"Is that why you were so quite Wolf?"
"Shut up and sleep wimp."
"Wolf?"
"I SAID SLEEP!"
:) Please Review. I know my writing isn't that great but I don't think its that bad for something I typed up in a half hour XD
