Author's Note: I'll be making a few stories with Cell and Frieza re-entering the lives of the Z-Fighters. In this version takes place in the 10 year gap between Dragon Ball Z and GT. I'll dedicate this to ShadowMajin, one of the SweetestIrony creators who let us engage ourselves with a "helping each other out" situation.
Disclaimer: I realize that I'll have to do this now after reading other fanfics: I don't own the Dragon Ball series, but
own the Dell Dimension E510 computer I'm writing this on (wow, I'm a nerd).
Perfect Experiences- Version 1
Chapter 1
"Ughhhh. Oh shoot. I'm going to be in trouble, how could I forget something so foolish," complained Gohan Son, he was an honored intellectual scholar was one the Earth's top scientists. "Arrgghhh!"
"Honey, are you okay," asked his wife Videl. She was the daughter of (Wait, wait, wait a minute. I shouldn't have to explain the characters to the audience. If you're in the Dragon Ball Z section, you would probably know this already.)
"I'm all right. I just forgot to put a period in the last sentence of a letter to my manager. And how could I remember this now! Arrghhh!"
"Gosh," Videl sighed. "Don't worry, who would notice, and besides, you know what tomorrow is right."
Gohan quietly grumbled, "I do."
Tomorrow was their 5th wedding anniversary. Yet perhaps of coincidentuallity (that's right, 17 letters), Mr. Satan would host a little gathering for his friends and family.
"Though, I just wish Dad would be here," Gohan said.
A few weeks ago, the 25th annual World Martial Arts Tournament had taken place. Goku had left the tournament with the dedication to train a young boy named Uub. Uub was the reincarnation of the evil Majin Buu who attacked 10 years ago.
"It's all right, we'll all still have a good time."
Just then, their daughter Pan (who is claimed by fans to be very annoying in GT), barges in.
"Come on, let's go see Grandpa Satan!" (man, that just cracks me up)
Meanwhile, in the dark depths of Hell (or H.F.I.L in the edited dub) was a section where the evil villians that have died as a result of direct or indirect contact with the Z-Fighters exist. They sat around, talked, or wandered the infinite unknown. They have experienced many paranormal things, and existed some of the most gloomy lives (or deaths) in the universe. One of King Yemma's guards came to speak with the creatures here:
"Attention, attention. NAPPA! STOP LOOKING AT MY LOAFERS, I JUST SHINED THEM A FEW CENTURIES AGO! You see, we have two turncoats in the palace, they're corrupt and mistreating our 'guests'." Everyone then cheered.
"SHUT UP, HALF-LIVES. You see, we're to have to replace their souls with yours. Everyone cheered even louder, especially Babidi.
"So I have all your names, and I'm going to pick one person's name out of this hat. That person will choose another person, too. So they will each return to the place of their death and coexist with the living, though you'll be dead. If you can make it for three months without killing anyone, then we'll resurrect you back to life using the corrupts' souls."
"YEAH, YEAH, GO, GO, GO. I LIKE DAT BABY!"
"You know what, just shut up Recoome, just shut your pea-brain self up," commanded Frieza.
"And the winner is... CELL!" Everyone then begged Cell to choose them to return to the living world with him.
"Hmmm. You're all miserable animals, but at least Frieza's a trained miserable animal. I choose you."
"All right," said the guard, "Come with me." So they went to the palace where they spoke to Yemma himself.
"So you've been chosen, just remember, no killing." Before Frieza could make a smart comment, both him and Cell vanished with a flash of light to Earth, to the exact locations of their deaths.
Author's Note: So how was that first chapter, please review to express your thoughts (you can only review with a FanFiction account). From here, things will get real crazy!
