You know when you're obsessed with Jrock when:
1. You downoad albums of
Jrock, even if you've never heard of the band before.
2. You draw
Miyavi tatoos on yourself.(yeah, and I got a lot of scolding from my
dad...)
3. You walk around with a cloth on your nose and insist
you look like Reita from The GazettE.(if I did then I will look like
a crossbreed of Reita and bou...)
4. You have a gravity-defying
hairstyle.
5. You've dyed your hair every colour under the sun.
6.
You hair is dead from all the hairspray and colour.(nah..it's still
alive)
7. You buy things from SexPot Revenge.(anybody knows how to
contact cdjapan? I'm desperate!)
8. You wear alot of tanktops.
9.
You start smoking Pianissimo 1mg (I hate
smoking. Never touched the stuff.)
10. You practice
screaming at the top of your lungs until it sounds good.
11. You
smudge your eyeliner.
12. You learn to speak Japanese.
13. You
wear spats.
14. You buy tonnes of posters to stick on your
wall.
15. You subscribe to Shoxx and Cure magazines.(I'm currently
trying to subscribe to anti-pop and purple sky)
16. You imitate
Ruki from the GazettE singing to 'Silly God Disco' down a
Megaphone.
17. You pretend to speak Japanese when really you're
just repeating what you could make out of Kyo from Dir En Grey.
18.
You argue that 'Senor Senora Senorita' by Miyavi is not Spanish. It
is infact Japanese.
19. You immitate Miyavi in all his
craziness.
20. You have no idea who the Latest English Craze is.
Wether it's Soulja Boy or Amy Winehouse.
21. You make a habit of
saying 'Nyappy' instead of 'Hello'.
22. You watch all the
Backstage clips of Jrockers being Dorky.
23. You attempt to
translate these clips.
24. You know every birthday of almost
every Jrocker.
25. You had the 'Miku fringe' at some point.
26.
You have the exact same Jewelry that they have.
27. You can
instantly tell when someone's a guy or gal, with just one look.
28.
All your family members think you're gay.(if you're a guy duh...)
29.
You cosplay as your favourite Band.(I'm cosplaying bou right now!
)
30. You have a heart attack and freak out everytime your
friends say 'They're just some Japs.'
31. You stay on Ebay until
4:30 am bidding on Shou from Alice nine's official band shirt.
YOU.MUST.WIN! (well if I could i would but I can't instead I ask my
mom)
32. You make a scene and embarass yourslf when you hear a
japan-related T.V show is airing tonight.
33. You die when you
hear Your favourite Jrock band are playing Live soon near you.
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34. You put your little brother in pigtails to make him look
cuter. (when he turns 10..lol)
35. You insist all your male
friends to grow their hair either like Bou's or really spikey.
36.
You over use phrases like 'Kawaii' or 'Sugoii'.(I don't)
37. You
try to turn your none-Japanese-loving Boyfriend into a Jrocker.(I
don't have one...)
38. You refuse to date anyone uness they're
Japanese.(YES!)
39. You insist that a Jrockers birthday is a
national holiday.(so true!)
40. You make hand puppets of
Jrockers.
41. You add -sama to the end of every Jrockers name.
Miyavi-sama, Kyo-sama, ruki-sama... and so on.
42. You add this
list as one of your favourites.
43. You change your name to sound
like a Jrockers.
44. You die whenever you realise you may never
meet your favourite Jrockers.
45. You plan to go to Japan just for
a concert.
46. You were depressed and cried for weeks when you
heard Bou was leaving.(I was depressed but I didn't cry)
47. You
cried when you heard Kyo fainted while doing a live.(I don't do
crying!)
48. You believe you will be saved by a jrocker and you'll
instantly fall in love and you'll ride off into the sunset together
and he'll marry you and you'll have cute little jrock babies and blah
blah blah...(ok that's a little way out of hand...O.O...)
49. You
have pictures of Jrockers in your wallet instead of
friends/family/boyfriends/girlfriends.(so true..)
50. You talk to
jrockers as if they were with you, "Miyavi-sama, take the
pencils out of your nose please...", whenever you watch videos
on youtube of them.
51. You buy a gold Kimono and learn the dance
Aoi does from The GazettE.
52. You draw all your favourite
Jrockers.
53. You've been drawing them for a while now, until it
looks perfect.
54. You lick the computer screen when you see a
Jrocker with his shirt off.(wtf?? who wrote this?? I don't lick
the screen!! /...'recalling the Saga taking off his
shirt concert')
55. You spin around in a swivel chair making
random noises, because Miyavi does it.
56. Your tongue is always
hanging out your mouth for pictures with you and your buddies.
57.
You take pictures with yourself always doing the 'V-Peace' sign.
58.
You dress up like Gackt as a nurse.
59. You talk about Jrock
everyday, even if it's to your teddy.
60. You listen out to
English words when listening to Jrock, so you can guess what they're
singing about.
61. You're friends label you as 'the chick who
thinks she's asian.' (if you're not asian but as for me...I'm proud
to be asian!! XD)
62. You have 1 playlist on your Ipod listed as
'Jrock'.
63. You label yourself as the 'official owner' of a
Jrocker.
64. You draw black stripes on your neck like Ruki from
the GazettE.
65. You named your cats after Jrockers.(I don't have
cats...but I named my dog nyappy...)
66. Jrock is the last thing
you think of at night and the first thing you think of when you wake
up.(everyday people, everyday...)
67. Your Myspace is Jrocked
up.
68. You make the same black and pink dress that Bou wears and
wear it all the time.
69. You imagine yourself as part of a
famous Jrock Band.
70. You forget about all your other obsessions.
(yep, that means the Orlando Bloom Posters come down but I still love
him!)
71. You name random items after Jrockers. (My phone is
called Shou-Kun)
72. You've considered the possibility or Jrock
Trading Cards. Pokemon just got hotter. Alot hotter.
73. You hate
English music. Infact, any other music. It's all about Jrock.(I don't
hate it...just isn't my kind of music)
74. You insist that you
aren't a goth, and argue your point none stop.
75. You have a
voicemail of Miyavi screaming and going mental.
76. You watch the
video on youtube where Gackt dropped his icecream, over and over
again.
77. You have a picture of Kai from the GazettE's smile.(a
GIF to be specific)
78. You photoshop your pictures to make it
look like you've taken a picture next to all your favourite Jrockers.
79. You want to strangle the interviewer for calling Mana
'Kawaii'.
80. You add the word 'ne...?' at the end of every
sentence.
81. You hate it when noobs only listen to one Ancafe
song and insist that they're into Jrock.
82. It's all about the
fanservice.(fanservice rocks!!)
83. You laugh along with your
favourite Jrocker when he does, when watching an interview.
84.
You've subscribed to their official blog. Even if you can't read
it.
85. You added them on myspace.
86. You say 'Miyavi desu',
randomly.
87. You've made collages of your favourite Jrocker, and
it's on your wall.
88. You can write their name in
Kanji/Hiragana/Katakana.
89. You pose the same way your favourite
Jrocker does for a picture.(I pose like bou)
90. Your house is on
fire and the first thing you save is your computer. It has all your
Jrock music and Pictures on there. Screw the cat.
91. You've made
a shirt saying 'Gazerock is not dead'.
92. You say things in
Japanese that were meant to be English.
93. You name your stuffed
toys after them.
94. You insist that Kanon lives in your
closet.
95. You think the guitar is as sexy as the Jrocker who's
playing it.
96. Every picture of a Jrocker is 'Orgasmic', even if
it's of their nose hair.
97. Your computer keyboard has a pool of
dribble from you staring at pictures of Jrockers.(I don't drool!)
98. Every Jrocker is yours and you get pissed off when someone
insists otherwise.(well I don't I just laugh my ass off...)
99.
You have Miyavi Tatoos all over you guitar, or even have the same
Kanji on your guitar that Miyavi has.
100. You view posts like
this and you've done everything on this list.(if you have then claps
for you but if you didn't that's fine.)
