A/N: It's been so long since I last posted something so here. It's just a little something while I work on my still ongoing obsession with KevEdd.
Also this set of questions came with these instructions: "Pretend you are an interviewer surveying random couples. Choose a couple from any fandom and have them answer the following questions." So, yeah. Feel free to do this too. Anyways I found these things in one of Luna Darkside's (Penname: LunaDarkside) ShinKai -DetectiveConan/MagicKaito- ff's, which are all totally awesome because she writes like a lot of fluff and cavity inducing fanfics so check them out if you ship Kaito and Shinichi *wink*
Questions That Make Us
Name of your lover?
Alfred: This cutie beside me is called Artie, though he always insists to call him by his boring ass name.
Arthur: Seriously! How many times do I have to tell you to call me Arthur? My name is Arthur Kirkland, not Artie, you git. By the way, this idiot's name is Alfred Jones.
Alfred: Yep, Alfred F. Jones, the best boyfriend in the whole world!
Age of your lover?
Arthur: Al just turned 21.
Alfred: Officially legal to drink in USA~! Oh yea~ Artie's an old man now though he's like, 23.
Arthur: Ugh. You are so annoying. 23 isn't even that old.
Gender of your lover?
Arthur: It's quite obvious that he's male.
Alfred: Artie's male too… but he likes to wear dresses so much so maybe he's not~?
Arthur: Do you really have to reveal that?
Favorite thing to do with your lover?
Arthur: Confidential.
Alfred: Pfft oh yeah he totes like having se—
Arthur: SHUTUPGIT!
Hateful thing to do with your lover?
Alfred: Making me try his cooking. I tell ya he's not the best cook.
Arthur: My food taste great thank you very much. If there's one thing I hate so much doing with Alfred, it would be… watching a fucking superhero movie for a whole day as a date.
Alfred: You know you love it. You even liked Deadpool.
Arthur: Hmm, yes. Deadpool is not so bad.
What do you do on your free time with your lover?
Arthur: Confidential.
Alfred: Whaaaaat. Still confidential? I told you he loves our activities.
Arthur: Because that's one of the things you're best at.
Alfred: Oh yeah totally~! Wait, did you just-?
What is your lover's favorite food?
Alfred: He doesn't admit it but he totes love Mickey D's all the way.
Arthur: No, I most certainly do not. And I know you love my cooking, Alfred. I saw you eating it secretly.
Alfred: Uh-
What is your lover's favorite thing to do?
Alfred: Read his boring books instead of spending more time with me.
Arthur: And he annoys me all the time because of it.
Did you announce your relationship in public?
Arthur: Oh my god, he did.
Alfred: Well, he doesn't want to so I did. Besides, it went better than what we expected.
Arthur: No, it did not. You went ran out of my apartment and shouted it. In your boxers.
Do you trust your lover?
Arthur: Yes
Alfred: Yep. Totally. 100%. Arthur is literally my life, you know?
Arthur: T-Thank you.
What do you call your lover?
Alfred: Artie. Arthur.
Arthur: Alfred. Al.
Have you ever been on a date?
Arthur: Yes. It's 50 before this
Alfred: Oh, so you consider this interview as one our lovey dovey dates? So are we doing some confidential stuff later?
Arthur: …
When did you first meet each other? Describe the setting.
Alfred: I found him in a playground on a rainy evening, crying his heart out.
Arthur: I did not cry.
Alfred: Okay he didn't. But he was pretty soaked. And he's not pretty, he's beautiful.
Arthur: W-Wow. Okay…
Where did you go for your first date with your lover, if you had one? If not, what was the first thing you did as an official couple?
Alfred: We did stuff on our first date.
Arthur: He pushed me down on the bed as our first date and as the first thing we did as a couple. And he is the one saying I'm the one who loves doing… you know.
Alfred: You love it anyways~
Who asked the out the other person first?
Arthur: Like I said, he pushed me down on the bed. Right after he confessed to me.
Alfred: We pretty much feel the same thing so it's no big deal.
If your lover was an hour late for your date, what would you do?
Alfred: That's the thing! Artie is never late!
Arthur: Nothing. I'm used to it. But it would be better if Alfred stopped being late.
Describe your lover as an animal.
Alfred: A cat who acts like they don't care but they totally love you.
Arthur: A puppy who follows people around like an idiot.
Decribe your lover in one word.
Arthur: Perfect
Alfred: Perfect
Arthur: W-What are you saying? I-I'm… I'm not perfect. I'm the opposite.
Alfred: Aww Arthur, you're the best thing that happened to me! Of course you are.
Describe your lover as a flower.
Alfred: A rose as beautiful as he is.
Arthur: A sunflower… because he's the light that guides me out of the dark.
In your next life, will your love continue?
Arthur: Hmm. It would be my turn to find him.
Alfred: Of course.
Will you ever cheat on your lover?
Alfred: What?! No! Not even in another lifetime.
Arthur: Not even in another lifetime…
What would you do if your lover cheated on you?
Arthur: I trust him enough to know that he would never.
Alfred: I do too~
Who is Seme and Uke?
Arthur: Me.
Alfred: Pffft. Stop joking Artie~ You know you only top when you dress up as a pirate.
Arthur: I-I was just trying to be cool!
Alfred: Cool doesn't suit you. You're more cute that cool.
Arthur: I am not cute!
Alfred: Oh that's right. You're beautiful.
Arthur: …
What are your thoughts on rape?
Alfred: NOPE. THAT'S LIKE TOTALLY NOT AWESOME.
Arthur: I agree with you on that.
Did you have your first time with your lover?
Arthur: …no.
Alfred: Yes I did. But I don't care if I'm not Arthur's first since I'm his current and I sure hope would be his last.
Arthur: I hope so too.
When you kiss would you kiss when the other has food in their mouth?
Alfred: Yes. For a kink. Would totally do it again.
Arthur: Y-YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SHARE THOSE KINDS OF STORIES!
What sort of circumstances do you guys have?
Alfred: He's kinda taken when I found him and his past was… not the best
Arthur: But he saved me from all of it.
Alfred: Because a hero always saves his damsel in distress~!
Arthur: Sure, Alfred.
Have you ever been caught having xxx?
Arthur: B-By my mum, yes.
Alfred: Hey, at least that isn't my fault. You insisted on doing it at your mom's place.
Arthur: Please don't remind me.
How many months have you been together?
Arthur: 5 years, 7 months and 4 days.
Alfred: Aww you're counting the days! This is why I love you~
Arthur: Yes, yes, you always tell me that.
Would you like to have children with your lover?
Arthur: One or two would be nice.
Alfred: Why don't we visit orphanages after this and go adopt one?
Arthur: W-We aren't even married yet.
Alfred: So you wanna get married already~?
Would you get married to your lover?
Alfred: YESYESYESYES WITH ALL MY HEART.
Arthur: …I'll think about it.
Alfred: Y-You don't want to?
Arthur: I don't know. Are you really the right one?
Alfred: D-Do you really think that? Arent we spending the lifetime and the next next next lifetimes together? ...Arthur?
Arthur: Sheesh. Aren't you listening on what my answers are for the past questions? Of course I do want to marry. I was just teasing…
Alfred: REALLY? Then let's get married right now!
Arthur: W-Wait wait wait, Alfred-!
Where would you get married?
Alfred: Arthur is old-fashioned so… in a church.
Arthur: Sounds about right.
Where would you have your honeymoon?
Alfred: Anywhere Artie wants.
Arthur: Switzerland.
Alfred: …Switzerland?
Arthur: W-We haven't been there yet… so…
Alfred: Switzerland it is.
Do you give petnames to your lover?
Alfred: Babe, doll, the likes.
Arthur: Love, sweetheart, dear… Alfie, and uhmm… cowboy.
Alfred: Oh yes, cowboy. He loves calling me that when we do stuff related to him riding me.
Arthur: God! Alfred! Have some decency, please.
How far has your relationship gone?
Alfred: Haha~
Arthur: Far. If you haven't noticed.
Which body part do you like the most on the other person?
Alfred: His eyes. They're this beautiful shade of green like a never ending forest.
Arthur: H-His eyes, which are as blue as an ocean. I always get lost whenever I look in them.
How do you express your feelings?
Alfred: I always make sure to say I love you and give extra kisses.
Arthur: Uhmm…
When do you feel that you are being loved?
Alfred: When Arthur writhes under me and moans my name over and over~
Arthur: Fuck you, Jones. You are so sleeping in the couch tonight.
Alfred: Ehhhh?!
What would you do if your partner got forced into bed?
Alfred: Make sure the molester never got to see the living daylights ever again.
Arthur: I'll shot him or whoever did that in the head.
Will you kiss in front of anybody?
Alfred: Yep.
Arthur: No.
Alfred: C'mon, babe~
Arthur: No, that's embarrassing.
If you had the choice now, would you?
Alfred: Soooo?
Arthur: Stop looking at me like that or so help me you will be sleeping on the couch a week.
What about now?
Arthur: My. Answer. Is. Still. No.
Alfred: C'moooonnnnn.
Would you like to show some love in front of me?
Alfred: Totally. –sweeps in for a kiss–
Arthur: Mmph-!
Alfred: Now babe, didn't you just like that?
Arthur: …a-a little. But you're still sleeping on the couch.
Closing statements?
Alfred: Love ya, Art.
Arthur: You maybe an idiot but you're my idiot who always be there to save me… and I love you too, Alfred.
A/N: So another thing, I kinda liked the way Luna wrote hers so I kinda wrote it like that too. Please forgive me TT^TT. Hope you like it though.
Love lots,
~Haruka
