Riku vs. the Fangirls

By: Me!

1: Never Water a PS2.

DISCLAIMER: I own none of this, except the highly twisted plot.

"Hey, Roxi! Can I play Kingdom Hearts?" a girl asked her roommate.

"I don't know, Kym. CAN you?" the other girl, whose name was Roxi, said.

"OK. MAY I play Kingdom Hearts?" the first girl, named Kym, said.

"Sure! I'll turn on the PS2," Roxi said. Kym had left the room to get a drink of water. After Roxi had turned on the game, Kym came back in. She tripped over the cord, spilling her water all over the PS2. Colorful sparks started shooting from the game console.

"OMG! ROXI!! LOOK AT THE TV!" Kym screamed, pointing to a swirling portal-type thingy that had taken over the screen.

"Poke it with a stick," Roxi whispered. Kym picked up a stick and poked the TV with it twice. The glass burst and Kym and Roxi were sucked into the portal-thingy.

"YOU TOLD ME TO POKE IT, GENIUS!" Kym yelled at Roxi. Roxi rolled her eyes. Soon, the two girls landed on a beautiful white-sand beach. Kym was totally speechless. "Where are we?" Roxi asked.

"I think it's… the Destiny Islands!" Kym said in disbelief.

"No! It's not real…" Roxi said.

"Tell that to Riku," Kym said, pointing in the direction of the girls' favorite character.

"R-R-R-Riku?" Roxi said, nearly fainting. Kym nodded.

"Can we get his autograph, Roxi?" she asked.

"Oh, yeah," Roxi said. The two crazed fangirls raced toward Riku, who ran away.

"GET HIM!!!" Roxi yelled, chasing Riku. Kym pounced, knocking Riku onto his stomach. Then Kym and Roxi started kissing and hugging him.

"Oh, sweet Riku, did I hurt you?" Kym asked.

"No, I'm fine," Riku replied, getting up and brushing himself off.

"Let's go find Sora!" Roxi said, quickly losing interest in Riku. Will the fangirls find Sora? Will Riku run away before they remember he exists? What'll happen to Kairi? Stay tuned!