Damn Finns!
Sitterson, Hadley, Lin and a few members from zoology, operations, the wranglers, Bio. Med. and R&D were sitting in a meetingroom. The ritual had suceeded, barley. Dana Polk and Mart Mitalski entered the Facility, but the guard at the elevators executed them in time. Now that the world was safe again for a year, the would need to create new monsters into their menagerie. They need ideas and concepts and give them to the Ancient Ones who produce then the nightmare creatures.
„Alright people, we need ideas!" said Sitterson with an angry voice.
„We could have a T-Rex. It's one of the most classic monsters. Has anyone seen Jurassic Park?" proposed Albert, a member of the zoology department.
„Finland has already one" said Steve Hadley with a bored voice.
„Damn Finns" said Mark, a rookie from the wranglers.
„Respect them. While we almost screwed up, Finnland had a perfect scenario" said Lin.
„Why am I hearing from this now? You said after Stockholm went south, that it was just us and Japan. Did try to make me and Hadley work more serious?" asked Sitterson, becomming a little bit angry.
„I got to hear it just before this meeting aswell, there were some glitches in communications so we thought they had failed as well" repilied the chemist.
„They always keep to them self. I have rarley even seen footage of a Finnish ritual, don't even get the point. We have our five archytypes, how does they're thing go down again?" asked Tony from operations.
„Can we go back to our monster-craetion-problem?" asked Hadley.
„Well, we could have the devil" proposed Elizabeth, a scientis from Bio. Med.
„We already have Fornicus" said Sitterson.
„I have an idea" said Hadley „An army of mermen!"
„Mr. Hadley! We all know that you love the mermen, but we need new ideas!" said Lin, being angry that Hadley did't take their situation seriously.
„A creature based on Leatherface from „Texas Chainsaw-Massacar?"" asked Albert.
„There you go! A creative thought!" said Lin with and happy voice.
„We have a problem" said Sitterson."The Finish ritual suceeded, because they had a maniac with a chainsaw and a mask made out of human skin. In other words: Leatherface is property of Finland's branch"
„Damn fucking Finns!" shouted Lin. Everyone was laughing at the young female scientist. Finland just suceeded always.
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