Sup my homeboys, welcome to

THE WEAKEST LINK!

Dun dunn dunnn dunnnnnnn! Haa, get it, Weakest LINK?? You know cuz he's link, ahhaah, sorry. Wait, what kind of an intro is that? Ah well. I cant think of anything, I have no idea what this story is and where it's gonna go, so most likely it will suck. Be warned.

Link (me Link, I know there are so many Links in this story, its gonna get confusing, but oh well. If it's link all by itself, it's me. Got that? Oh, and me being the author.)

Link: well, to start this off, I guess it's gonna be a gameshow, I HAVE NOT THOUGHT THIS OUT ENOUGH! Ok, well, we'll introduce the characters. First off: Adult Link!

Adult Link: Um, hi, I'm adult Link from Ocarina of Time, and I wana kick some ass. I'm playing for the ear peircing shop in Hyrule Market they can pierce when you are asleep for 7 years. Now that is service!

Link: Next up Young Link!

Young Link: Hi, I'm Young Link, aka Little Link, from Ocarina also. And I'm playing for the midget foundation.

Link: After him, we have Majora's Mask Link, who is bigger than Young Link but smaller than Adult Link. He will be known as Medium Link.

Medium Link: Medium Link? What the hell? What kind of a name is that??

Link: Want me to give you hard questions?

Medium Link: No, no, no, I loove Medium Link! And I'm playing for The Institution to Help Nintendo Make Better Ending Credits, also known as TITHNMBEC.

Link: Procceding is Darmani, or Goron Link!

Darmani: Well, after I got over that fact that I'm in my own fic that's better than Mikau's

Mikau: No it's not.

Darmani: Yes it is.

Mikau: NO, IT'S NOT!

Link: HEY! Settle down.

Darmani: Thank you. After I got over that fact that I'm in a fic by myself

Mikau: That sucks

Link: That's it, Mikau, your getting the hard questions.

Mikau: Shit

Darmani: After I got over THAT, I decided that I could come over here and play, and I'm here only to have fun and get filthy rich and to crush my opponents and to kill Mikau

Link: Get on with it.

Darmani: I'm not done yet

Link: *drawing Biggoron's sword* I said get on with it!

Darmani: *gulps* Um, and I'm playing for Mickey's Furnace Store. Actually, it was thanks to him that the snow melted.

Medium Link: *Starts to debate, but then realizes Link has his sword out* Um yeah, it was that

Link: Ok, if I am being to dull, please give me sugar now or forever hold your um bag of sugar Now, our next one

Deku Scru: Hi, I'm the nameless Deku Scrub, and I may be small, weak, pethetic, stupid

Darmani: You forgot to say angst.

Deku Scrub: Well, yeah, I'm sorta angst, I guess, but, anyway, I'm playing for the dry cleaners seriously, my hat is too big, I'm gonna have to shrink it.

Link: That's nice. Next up.

Mikau: Um, hi there *twenty thousand Indigo-go fans rush up to Mikay and hold out paper and pen for his autograph* Hehe, it's ok, I'm used to it well I'm Mikau, all star of the Indigo-gos

Fan: Yeah, Lulu's a total bitch.

Another fan: Hey, Mikau likes Lulu, didn't you read that story where he and Lulu

Mikau: THAT'S ENOUGH! Ok, you can leave now.

Fans: Aaaaaaw

Mikau: Autographs after the show.

Fans: YAY!!!

Mikau: And I'm playing for the New Zeland swim team. I mean, they kick ass.

Link: Wish I had some fans like that ahem. Who's next?

Feirce Deity: Greetings. I am the Feirce Diety. Oppose my power, or comment on the misspelling of my name, and you will suffer. You will die. I will hunt you down and kill you myself, for I am the Fierce Diety

Deku Scrub: Liiiiiink, he's threating to kill ussss.

Link: Shush, this is fun to write.

Fierce Deity: For the next hour, you will see and feel the utter powers of my god-like sword. Object, and you will die. I will dominate this arena, and destroy you all, or be my slaves for eternity! Oh, yeah, playing for some cancer fund, I guess.

Link: Hey, man, I'm giving you easy questions. All authors out there, I highly suggest you write a Feirce Diety fic, yeah, that's a good idea anyway, here's our last contestant

Giant Link (with the giant mask on): HHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOO

Link: That's not fun to write. Talk normal.

Giant Link: Sorry. I am Giant Link from Majora's Mask. I got this sweet mask on. Hehe, this is fun with all this power. K, well, I could easily kill Feirce Deity here

Feirce Diety: No, you couldn't

Giant Link: Yeah, whatever, um and I'm playing for Microsoft. I'm counting on them to build the first shrinking machine.

Link: Very well. Now for a commercial brake. C ya round!