A Day in the Life

This is just a bunch of randomness. A lot of the characters aren't in... character. I hope some of you find it funny... others of you might think it is really stupid because it is. I wasn't trying to write good, so it is definitely my worst-written fan fiction.

Disclaimer: I don't own kingdom hearts

An Ordinary Day

"Ooooh! oooh! i have an idea!" Demyx said excitedly as he starting bouncing up and down.

Demyx was saying that over and over for 5 minutes while everyone ignored him. It was a boring day. They didn't have anything to do and were trying to come up with something. Larxene, as usual was the first to crack from the boy annoying-ness.

"Ok, if we ask what it is, will you shut up?" Larxene shouted, really annoyed.

"Hmmmm..." Demyx said, looking deep in thought. "Uh...hm... weeeeeeellll... uh...ah...oh...gghhhhaaaaa...hm..."

"Oh my god! You aren't supposed to think about it asswipe!" Larxene screeched, lunging at the weird mullet/spiky haired boy, only to be held back by Axel. "LET ME GO!" She screamed trying to claw herself free from Axel's grip. "I WANT TO CLAW HIS EYES OUT WITH A SPORK!"

"Calm down now, Larxene... wait, did you just say a spork?" Axel asked.

"You heard what I said damn it! now let me GO!" Larxene then pulled a spork out of the pocket of her robe and proceeded to scratching Axel's arms with it.

"Ouch! That does hurt!" Axel said, starting to get mad as he looked at the scratch marks on his arms. "Fine bitch! But, before I let you go-" Axel swiftly swiped the spork from Larxene's hands and snapped it into several pieces.

"You broke my spork!" Larxene gasped.. She started sobbing. She saw people die and she laughed. But when you break her spork... now that's a whole new territory there. "It was like a son to me!" she wailed.

"Ok, anyway, what was that idea of yours Demyx?" Axel yelled over Larxene's screeches.

"Lets have a scavenger hunt!" Demyx said happily.

The Organization members exchanged glances. That actually wasn't that bad of an idea. They started ignoring Demyx's ideas because he kept suggesting "Spin the bottle" and "Truth or Dare", and all the organization members knew he just wanted to make-out with them. But a scavenger hunt... that actually sounded like fun. Even Axel and Zexion agreed it was.

"Ok, yeah, that sounds like the shiznet!" Vexen said excitedly.

Everyone stared at Vexen.

"Uh... yeah boi!" Vexen said as he tried pulling off a gangsta pose. Even though Vexen was the oldest member, he was the one that tried acting cool. You could call it a mid-life crises. Recently he was going through his "gangsta phase". Bling bling and grillz included. Although, Demyx did have to admit that it took away some of the tackiness of their robes.

"Okaaaaaaay... anyway, let's have a scavenger hunt!" Axel said, starting to get excited about it.

"Um... yeah... but just to clear this up, nobody's body parts are going to be included in this scavenger hunt." Zexion said fiercely, glaring at Demyx. He knew that Demyx had had a crush on him for a while now.

"Fine." Demyx sighed, some of his excitedness fading.

They then made up a list of things to find. The list consisted of: chicken nuggets, a stuffed animal, a spork (unbroken), a pair of under-roos, a sombrero, and other miscellaneous items. They then set off to find the objects, doing an every-man-for-himself scavenger hunt, while Larxene sat there crying and cursing Axel while trying to put her spork back together.

Author's Note: ok... yeah that was random. Please tell me if I should continue or if I should just ditch it. I was gonna write the scavenger hunt but I thought that would be boring... so yeah. What I'm gonna do is have each chapter be a different day. Like, this one is "an ordinary day" and then I'll have holidays and stuff like that. Please review! and tell me if its funny enough or if I should try to make it funnier :D