Hi. My name is Edward. Edward Anthony Masen Cullen. I'm the male protagonist in the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. I have an abnormal issue with the La Push gang. One more thing…I'm a vampire. That's why I can't stand them; they're werewolves.

HiI'mAliceifyoulikeshoppingyoushouldtotallytalktome!Iloooooooovemaxingoutmycreditcards! My full name is Mary Alice Brandon Cullen. (Hi! I'm Alice if you like shopping you should totally talk to me! I loooooove maxing out my credit cards!)

Hi. I am Jasper. I am a vampire who fought sometime near the Civil War. (Go Confederates! And Robert E. Lee! Woo!) My full name is Jasper Whitlock Hale Cullen.

I'm like, Rosalie. I am the all-powerful goddess of fashion. I like, totally rule! GAKLKDFGfdkglTJFGIO AY3QTEK.M,DJ htoktjG8499059! "EMMETT! Get off of my Greeting Card!!!!" Sorry about that, hehe. I'm Rosalie. I am a gorgeous vampire.

I'm Emmett! All-powerful ruler of Rosalie's heart! And my Jeep! So if you want to arm-wrestle, come on over! I've never lost a match! (except to Bella….but she was a newborn then!!!)

Hello. I am Carlisle Cullen. I am a doctor. All of my 'children' are vampires. Well, there's not that much left to say about anything… I also have never tasted human blood!

I am Esme. I am obsessed with home décor. My favorite stores are all home décor stores, cuz I lyk, ttly luv home décor! And recently, texting!!!

I'm Isabella Marie Swan Cullen. Bella for short. I have a daughter, Renesmee, who will not be participating in this because she is much too young. I love Edward.

Couples:

Carlisle=Esme

Alice=Jasper

Emmett=Rosalie

Edward=Bella

Edward can read minds.

Alice sees the futures.

Jasper controls emotions

Bella is a mental shield.

Together, they can rule the world!!!!!!

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Please disregard the above sentence.

Sincerely,

The Cullen family