Okay everybody! Here it is! The Eggby story is back in action! This is a super long chapter...for me at least. Don't expect them all to be this long! I'll try to update as soon as I can but I can't promise anything (though I really would love to!). So yeah. Please enjoy!

DISCLAIMER FOR NOW AND ALL FUTURE CHAPTERS: I do not own Twilight nor any of the characters. I just like to write stuff about them.

Bella's Point of View

"Oh Senor Don Gato Was A Cat

On a high red roof, Don Gato sat

He went there..."

I rolled over onto my back and sighed. I rubbed my eyes and yawned, stretching my limbs and flexing my toes. Thursday morning. I turned off my alarm and hopped out of my bed.

"GAH!" I jumped back into my bed and huddled under the covers. It was winter in Forks and freezing cold. I pouted. I missed my Phoenix, Arizona winters. It was never cold in Phoenix.

My cell phone started to ring. Argh. It was all the way across the room on my desk. I scowled and got out of bed wearing my comforter. I grabbed the phone and sat down on the ground.

"Hel-" My voice was raspy from sleep. "Hello?"

"HellOOO! Belly-bells!" Alice. I scowled again.

"Why are you so happy?" I looked at my clock. It was 6:07. How could she be so awake already?

"Silly Bella I've been up since 5:30! I was just calling to make sure you actually got up." Alice was always looking after me. She was my best friend, Mary Alice Brandon. Her and Rosalie Hale were like my sisters.

"I'm awake. I'm awake." I grumbled. I loved her and all but I was still grumpy.

"Are you awake awake? Or are you sitting on the floor with your comforter wrapped around you?"

"How do you always know everything?!"

"Oh silly Bella. I gotta go get ready some more. Go shower! See ya in an hour!" Alice hung up before I could say another word. I got up and grabbed my towel and toiletries and ran to the bathroom.

I put the water as hot as it could go and let my body relax. I loved taking showers. They were perfect places to study too. Sometimes I would tape a set of vocabulary words for Spanish on the other side of the glass and study like that. Weird, some may say, but it was a perfect 20 minute study opportunity.

When I finished scrubbing I hopped out of the shower and toweled myself dry. Before I blow-dried my hair I put some weird purple product in it that Alice and Rosalie had given to me last week. It smelled like strawberries, my favorite hair product smell. I didn't want to use it at first. I mean it was purple! But after I tried it the first time I had to thank them. The purple stuff made it shinier and took away any frizz.

After I blow-dried my hair I went back to my room to get dressed. I threw on a pair of jeans Alice had given to me for my birthday. In fact, all of my clothes were gifts from Alice or Rosalie. When I turned seventeen three months ago her and Rosalie had gone on a shopping spree for me. I came home from my driving test just to find that almost all of my clothes had been thrown out and replaced with things from designer origins.

I pulled on a cream-colored knit turtleneck and threw on a pair of boots. I grabbed my school bag and ran to the kitchen. I had some trouble with the stairs, I was lacking in the grace category, but I managed to make it. After a modest breakfast of cereal I heard a horn honking. Alice and Rosalie were here to pick me up.

I grabbed my bag and jacket and made my way out of the house. Alice was driving her Audi coupe. I loved that car. I hopped into the backseat and Rosalie turned around and flashed me a silly face. I laughed. I loved my friends. Alice cranked up the music and started to sing along. I settled back in my seat and watched the beautiful green vegetation whiz by.

I looked up about 5 minutes later. Rosalie was reclining in the passenger seat. Her eyes were closed and she looked like Sleeping Beauty. Rosalie Hale was gorgeous. She had crystal blue eyes that sparkled whenever she was happy but looked like cracked ice when she was furious. She had beautiful blonde hair that curled down to the middle of her back. Her bangs were long and spilled over her eyes giving her face a softer more youthful look. Any girl would kill to be her but I knew how Rosalie really felt. Her parents were the standard middle-class strivers. They wanted to use her beauty to get them rich. They were currently trying to set her up with our classmate, Eric Yorkie. He was a complete jackass and had acne to boot. But his family was completely loaded. They owned branches of the Wal-Mart Corporation. As if Eric wasn't bad enough! Rosalie couldn't stand Wal-Mart!

I looked over at Alice next. She was still singing along with the radio, her beautiful voice weaving through the melody an octave higher than the lead singer's was. She had short black hair that stuck out all over but instead of looking punk it looked high fashion. Alice's family was really wealthy; her father owned a chain of health food stores. Much better than Wal-Mart! They were complete philanthropists, though. They lived modestly here in Forks, Washington. Their only indulgences were their cars and clothes. I had so much respect for Alice. Her parents were currently in a funk, they were fighting a lot and Alice was afraid something was going on, but she still stayed chipper. When my parents divorced, and my mother moved to Florida and got a new family, I was a mess. But Rosalie and Alice were here for me no matter what. I could count on them anytime.

A couple minutes later we were pulling into the parking lot of Forks High School. Eurgh. High School. Rosalie, Alice, and I were pretty smart but a lot of the people in our grade weren't. And by that I meant Jessica Stanley, Lauren Mallory, Eric Yorkie, and all his cronies. There were a bunch of other students in our grade, not many, but enough. Lucky for us though we were stuck in classes with those idiots. Lucky? I meant Cursed. Yay rah.

I hopped out of the car and put my bag on my shoulder. Rosalie had fallen asleep in the front so I opened her door and pushed her shoulder.

"Rosalie sweetie! Wake up my Little Bo Peep! It's time for school!" She just mumbled and covered her face.

"Oh Rosalie!" Alice sang, "I think I see Emmett Cullen over by the cafeteria!"

Rosalie jerked awake and looked towards the cafeteria. Alice and I started to laugh. She turned back to us with a sheepish smile and turned a little pink.

"Jeez, Rose, I've never seen you wake up so fast…" Alice taunted her with a sly grin.

"Shut up you evil sprite!" Rosalie got out of the car and stretched.

I sighed and looked towards the cafeteria. Sure enough Emmett Cullen was standing there looking way too intimidating to be a junior in high school, though at the moment he had a pretty goofy grin on. He was really really tall and really really muscular. I was kind of afraid of him. Ok I was extremely afraid of him. Rosalie, however, was infatuated. She tried to hide it but it was obvious. I knew how much it annoyed her that he never paid her any attention. She was always staring at him looking troubled. When I would ask her what was up she'd say, "WHAT is the point of being so fricken PRETTY if the only person you want to NOTICE won't even give you the TIME OF DAY!"

Emmett wasn't alone. To his left, leaning against the cafeteria building's wall, was Jasper Cullen. He, like Emmett, was kind of intimidating, but nowhere near as scary. He was almost the same height but less muscular. Alice was just like Rosalie when it came to Jasper. She was less quiet about her obsession, though. Every time Rosalie or I taunted her about Jasper she would just smile her secretive smile and say, "Guys, you're all just jealous because I know Jasper and I are going to end up together and you guys have no idea what's going to happen with your prospective partners." This was another thing I loved about Alice. She was optimistic. No matter how much crap life kept flinging at her she would always put up a force shield and laugh in its face.

Which brings me to the last guy over by Jasper and Emmett. He was lounging on the picnic tables looking utterly alluring and entirely too beautiful. He had reddish-brown hair that was slightly longer than normal and always messy. It made me want to run my hands through it. He wasn't as tall or muscular as his two brothers but I had gym with him and knew how strong he really was. Wink wink! Sighhhh. It wasn't just his amazing looks and the fact that he was smarter than the rest of the world. He carried himself with such confidence, but he wasn't cocky or anything. Who was I to make fun of Rosalie and Alice? I was just as smitten as them.

There was something strange about them, though. They were even paler than me, and I had the nickname "albino" in grade school. Their eyes were constantly changing colors too. They'd be a light butterscotch one day, a dark ebony the next. It was scary. And they were freakishly graceful. And they never talked to anyone. And they were perfect at everything. And something about them…they were just off.

My girl's and I made our way to our first classes. We were lucky enough to have all the same classes, except for when Rosalie went to French and Alice and I went to Spanish.

School was really slow that day. Most of our classes were just reviews since we only had one more week before winter break.

After Spanish we only had one more class, Health. It wasn't a hard unit; we were studying family care. I pretty much spaced out for the whole class and tried not to stare at Edward. He sat in front of me. It was a little depressing that the only guy I had ever felt any feelings towards was so completely out of my league. If he were a Prince I'd be a flea.

About ten minutes into class Alice poked me in the side. I turned to scold her with my eyes but she just gave me a look that said You want to pay attention now.

I sighed and looked towards Mr. Gavon. He had just started writing something on the board. All I could see was 'JO'. He was blocking the rest with his body.

By the time he actually moved and let us read what he had written I had already started to drift again. This time Rosalie jabbed me from the other side. When I gave her an exasperated look she just grinned and pointed to the board.

I saw now that Mr. Gavon had written 'JOYS OF PARENTING' in large blocky letters. I grinned. Mr. Gavon had 6 kids of his own and was always complaining about how annoying they were. And now he was going to give us a lecture on the 'joys of parenting'? Figures.

Mr. Gavon came back to the front of the room with a cardboard box that had 'JUNIORS FINAL PROJECT' written on it. All I could see was that it had lots of white fluffy stuff coming out of the top. What was going on?

It was then that something really odd happened. Alice stiffened in her chair for about a millisecond, and then she broke out into a grin and relaxed. This wasn't the odd part. For a teenage girl Alice was very intuitive. I didn't even ask her questions about her clairvoyant tendencies anymore. It was better this way…

What was strange was that at the same exact time that Alice stiffened, and then grinned, Edward Cullen stiffened too. Instead of relaxing into a grin, however, he stayed stiff and turned to look at Jasper, who was giving him a look of confusion and…worry?

Why would Jasper be looking at Edward like that? Why did Edward just stiffen? Could it be in any way connected to Alice's craziness? What was going on!

I mentally berated myself. Don't be silly. Stop reading into things and STOP STARING AT THE CULLENS! The chances that any of that actually occurred are slim to none. Forks is driving you crazy.

Mr. Gavon started speaking then. I decided to pay as much attention to him as I could. Hopefully that would drive them from my thoughts.

"Okay class. Since there is only one week left until winter break I decided I'd give you a project instead of making you start a new lesson. Since the next lesson is all about child care I got creative and decided to educate you all on the JOYS OF PARENTING!" At this point he pointed to the board and flashed us all a wide fake grin. "I'm going to put you into partners, boy and girl each. I will do the assigning. You and your partner will have to take care of a little egg," At that point he reached into his box and pulled out a delicate white egg, "for a week. If your egg breaks before the assignment is over or if I see any manhandling of these little fellows you and your partner will fail. These eggs have been drained of their insides but that doesn't make them any less delicate than before."

I turned to give Rosalie a look. Instead of seeing the same exasperated expression that I was sure was plastered on my face I saw a look of eagerness. How could she be so excited? This would've been a nice project if I could have been paired up with her or Alice. But he said BOY GIRL. And he was assigning the partners. I was probably going to end up with Mike Newton. Ugh. Mike Newton was Eric Yorkie's best friend. He had had a huge crush on me since third grade. The feeling was not mutual. He disgusted me.

Mr. Gavon started talking again. "Ok class the pairings are as follows, Ryan and Hannah will have a girl, Cole and Katie will have a boy, Jessica and Jason will have a girl, Tyler and Angela will have a boy, Ben and Lauren will have a girl, Rosalie and Emmett will have a girl, Bella and Edward will have a boy, Jasper and Alice will have a girl. Oh and Eric and Mike, you two will have to be partners for this project. We're out of girls. But your egg will be a boy."

It was a mark of how shocked I was that the pairing of Eric and Mike didn't even make me smile. I was partnered with Edward????? And Alice was with Jasper? And Rosalie with Emmett? Was this even possible!?! Holy Crow!

I looked at Rosalie again. She looked composed as ever but I saw the slight reddening of her cheeks. Twice in one day? She never blushed. I looked at Alice. She was smiling demurely. When she saw me looking she mouthed Close your mouth! I snapped my jaw shut, embarrassed and completely relieved that Edward sat in front of me. My face turned five shades of red.

I focused on the rest of the class. Everybody was either giggling or muttering in annoyance about their partners. I saw Jessica and Lauren flashing my friends and me evil glares. I saw Ryan and Hannah grinning at each other. They had been together since freshman year. They were the class couple which was perfect since they were also the sweetest people I had ever met. What made me smile, though, was Ben Cheney. He was looking at Angela who sat in front of him with a slight pout on his face. I liked both of them and had always told Angela that I thought Ben had a crush on her. But she would just blush profusely and change the subject.

"What are you all waiting for? Partners need to find a desk to share. Then send one of your group to the front here to pick up your egg. Come on class the bell is about to ring!" Mr. Gavon clearly was impervious to all the emotional chaos he had just caused.

I saw Edward stand up in front of me and watched while he turned around. I swear everything was moving in slow motion. I felt like Cady from Mean Girls when Aaron Samuels turned around during Calculus! Finally he was facing me. I looked into his gorgeous eyes and was….dazzled. There's no other word for it. I was dazzled.

"If you want I could go pick up our baby boy while you find us a table?" Edward's words slid off of his tongue and swirled around my head which was too much in awe to understand anything he just said. "Or I could get us a table and you could get the egg?" Still no reaction from me, besides staring…"Or I could do both…"

SHIT! "Oh my gosh! I'm sorry! I just kind of blanked out there for a second…umm yeah I'll go find us a table and you can get the egg. Or whatever! Whatever you want is fine!" He just looked at me and I started to blush. His forehead wrinkled a little like he was frustrated and then he sighed.

"I'll go get us our baby." And with that he left to go to the front of the room and I was left, still sitting, at my desk.

Smooth Bella! You idiot! I thought to myself as I navigated my way around chairs and bags carefully so that I wouldn't fall.

Rosalie's Point of View

I watched as Bella walked over to a new table blushing like a bride. I chuckled to myself and went to the front of the room to pick out an egg. I took one with a tiny pink bow for a girl and walked over to the table Emmett was sitting at. Keep your head Rosalie! Remember he isn't interested and neither are you! If he's not going to show you any attention then you aren't going to show him any either!

"Here's our egg. We're naming her Bailey. I'm thinking I could take her during the nights and we can pretend we're working together during the school day. That way we are guaranteed an A. All set?" I said this all with a casual, nonchalant look on my face. The only people who would see through me were Bella and Alice but God knows they were too averted at the moment to care about anything I said.

Of course, my evil plan was thwarted when Emmett failed to respond. I sighed a slightly exaggerated sigh, braced myself, and turned to look at him. He had THE most adorable, look on his face, complete with a slight head tilt and everything! I didn't let it show that I was thinking this, though. "What?" I asked all irritably with a hint of defiance.

"I was under the impression that this was a group project." He grinned while he was saying this. I scowled. Was he trying to tease me or something? Bring it on.

"It is. But I don't know you and I don't want to leave me grades in anyone else's hands but mine. It's nothing personal but that's how it is." Ha. Take that.

"Well I could say the same thing. I don't want some prissy girl to ruin my perfect GPA for me now do I?"

"Did you just call me a prissy girl!" I meant to get angry, really I did! But he said this all with a grin and I could tell he didn't mean it. So I didn't explode like I should have.

"Who me? Naw I would never do that." And with that he reached over and plucked the egg out of my hand.

"Hey give it back!"

"Not until you agree to some conditions."

"And what might those be?"

"You have to agree to the conditions first."

"No way is that going to happen!"

"Rosie!"

"Rosie? Where did that come from?!"

"Just hear me out." He sat up straighter in his chair and put on an arrogant and slightly holier-than-thou face that my parents often wore. "First of all we will be working as a group. Second of all you have to be nice to me no matter what I do or say. Third of all you have to be my slave. Fourth of all you have to cook for me as if we really were married. And fifth of all you have to tell me why you named our child Bailey."

I stared at him with one of my eyebrows slightly raised. His façade buckled under my scrutiny and he started to laugh. I started to laugh too. It was too crazy, our little tiff followed by his crazy conditions!

He started talking again. "Ok Fine you can strike clauses 3 and 4 but I still want to work as a group and I want to know why you picked the name Bailey."

I sighed as if this annoyed me but really I was elated! We were going to be working TOGETHER! As partners! For a whole week! Could life be any greater than it was at this exact moment of time! "I chose the name Bailey because it's pretty." Half truthful I guess.

"Is that the whole story or are you leaving something out?" Emmett asked me slyly as if he already knew the answer.

"How about you try to figure it out? We have a whole week together. If you figure it out then you win the prize but if you don't then I win the prize." Whoa. Where did that come from? I kinda liked this idea though. Now he'd be kept up at night thinking about me…

"Fine. But what's the prize?"

"We'll figure it out later."

"Alright then Rosalie Hale. I will figure this thing out if it kills me. Hahaha…" I was about to ask him why he was laughing but the bell rang and he sprang up from his chair and held his hand out to me. "Shake on it and I'll help you up." I lightly shook his hand and let him pull me up from my chair. He looked me straight in the eye and smiled and said, "I'm glad we're partners in this." And with that Emmett McCarthy left the room, egg in tow.

Alice's Point of View

I was so pumped. Finally I was going to get to talk to Jasper! I knew this day was coming but it was still a drag waiting for it to happen.

I jumped out of my chair and told Jasper I'd go get our egg. When I came back to the table he was lounging in his chair playing with a pencil. Just looking at him made me feel so calm and at peace, but at the same time really elated. It was weird. He looked up at me with a question in his eyes but immediately replaced it with a blank look. Harumph! I'd just have to work on that.

I placed the egg in the space between us and started to talk to try to erase any awkwardness he might have been feeling to talk to me. I knew he'd get over it soon enough but it was still early and he wasn't used to talking to me yet. I didn't want to come off as too eager! That would be embarrassing!

"Ok so here's our egg. I've already got a couple names floating about in my head but you can throw any name you want into the mix. I was thinking something like Emily or Josephine. I really like those old-fashioned names. I don't why but I do. And I was thinking we could alternate nights, I'll take the egg home tonight and you can take her home tomorrow? Or the other way whichever works for you…." I trailed off because he wasn't answering. All he did was stare at me like I was some sort of science experiment he was trying to observe. How rude!

"It isn't polite to stare." I told him tartly. I promptly turned around and stared at the clock willing it to hurry up. If he was going to be annoying I was going to ignore him. Sure he was my soul mate and all but I had no patience. A girl's gotta have some dignity!

"I'm sorry. I was a little distracted before. Your idea sounds perfect. And I like the name Emily. It's beautiful and simple."

It was totally unlike me and I know I should've kept my cool, but the second Jasper started talking my jaw fell open just like Bella's did earlier. He had a Southern Accent! I had never thought Southern accents were awesome until I watched The Notebook. After that I fell in love and Bella and Rosalie were still, to this day, making fun of me for it. I knew my perfect man would have an accent! Jasper was not just my perfect man anymore! He was the most spectacular being God had ever created. Ever.

"Now look who's staring." Jasper flashed me a wide grin that exposed his extremely pearly teeth. For a second I felt a jolt of fear in me. It was strange, totally involuntary. And even though it only lasted for a second, Jasper seemed to sense it or something because he stopped smiling and looked down and away.

He looked so dejected for reasons unknown! It was like watching a puppy get yelled at by its master! Well, a little less intense. It made me feel sad too. I didn't want to see him upset anymore so I put my hand on his arm and said, "Emily Cullen-Brandon? Or Emily Brandon-Cullen?"

Jasper looked at me with another puzzled expression. I felt happy again just to see him at least un-upset again. It was like he was controlling my emotions or something!

"Don't you think that if you're my wife and this is our baby then her name should be Emily Cullen and yours should be Alice Cullen?" Jasper asked me wryly.

"Nothing would delight me more oh Apple of My Eye!"

"Then it's settled My Darling."

I started to giggle. My giggles turned into laughs. Soon I was in stitches, leaving on the desk to support my weight. I looked to Jasper to try to apologize with my eyes but as it turns out he was laughing too.

I finally calmed down enough to ask him why he was laughing, but at that moment the bell rang. I looked angrily at the clock. Why did it only speed up when I was having fun?

"So I guess I'll see you here tomorrow." Jasper gave me one more smile and got up and left. I sighed.

He had me. There was no way around it. I don't know how he did it, but Jasper Cullen had gotten me to fall for him, hard, in just 7 minutes of health class.

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