DeadpoolaRanma Chapter one.
Prologue/preface
Here we see a tightly spandex-ed man with the colors of red and black that had on his person Two Katana's several gun's and pack's. This slightly buff man was walking through a forestry area that was surrounded in heavy dense fog.
"Yo where all da babes at? I need to go beat them so I can be covered in them." He said too no one in particular.
Yeah where are they so we can attract them with our animal magnetism. Rawr. A white like text box said to our dear hero.
I believe I am lost in this conversation. A fellow yellow like text box said to each of them. Weren't we trying to find a way back to the future? Causing massive confusion for his two counterparts.
"Wait were in the past?" The man said to his two box like entities that only he could see.
When in the hell did we get into the past? The white like text box asked as well.
You two don't remember the job we were tasked to stop those alien's that wanted to go through time and space so they can destroy our planet before the human race even existed? He asked truly wondering if they forgot while he remembered. As those three talked they were not paying attention to where they were going and so they walked off the cliff. Now they really had nothing to worry about as they fell into a convenient spring underneath the cliff. What they weren't paying attention to was the rather sharp bamboo pole sticking out of the spring that pierced the flesh and punctured his heart effectively killing him. And like an arrow or a bullet it continued to puncture through him and went cleanly through the other side. And as the body slid down the pole and into the spring below only one person saw what had happened.
He was a rather portly man wearing a dirty brown Mao suit with a matching colored cap with a gold star on it. And as he saw all that transpired he thought of how such a tragic new pool of sorrow was made.
'Poor Mr. Customer fall and make new spring of drowned tight wearing man' And like an old man he pulled out a pipe, put some tobacco in it and started smoking and sat on a convenient log that was nearby. As he watched the spring of where Mr. Potential customer died he nearly crapped himself when he saw an arm burst from the water. Soon followed by a head, body, and then legs. As he saw this he thought only one thing had happened. 'Oh no Mr. Customer fell in Yānmò jiāngshī de chūntiān! Spring of Drown Zombie, but wait there is no such spring which mean Mr. Customer was a zombie all along.'
Now all of this would have worried the Guide of Jusenkyo had the next thing the zombie did had not question whether it was one or not.
"Chiiimmii cchhaannggaas? Chiiimmii cchhaannggaas? Chiiimmii cchhaannggaas?" It moaned out to the world. The Guide rose an eyebrow and wondered why the zombie wanted a Mexican dish instead of his brains.
'Maybe not a Zombie after all.' The Guide thought to himself, as he casually walked on over to the man who wanted Chimi Changas. Finally the tight-wearing man noticed the guide walking over to him and said.
"Yo, do you know where the nearest Burrito or taco joint is I'm starving?" The guide shook his head to his question and then asked.
"Sir do you know how you survive Jusenkyo spring when you died?" Wanting to know how he cheated Jusenkyo of another spring. The tight wearing man then crossed his arms and put a hand to his chin to think after he asked.
"That depends what do these springs do?" And so the guide explained to him the history of Jusenkyo and how the springs are formed when whatever drowns in them thus making another spring of sorrow. And that whatever falls in them takes the shape or form of whatever fell in them. Upon hearing this our hero told the guide of his unique way of living. The results were say calmingly accepted.
"So you saying that you have power to regenerate from massive wounds almost to the point where you can't die. You are also immune to disease, immune to telepathy, immune to possession, and also have superhuman stamina, agility, reflexes, and speed." Our hero nodded to all of those things and even added.
"Don't forget the voices in my head and the fourth wall breaking."
'Right!' He added mentally. The guide knew if this man was telling the truth and he suspected he was naming this spring would be definitely hard. Oh and he would also need to cover this spring so that no one can fall in it. Just then a spiraling blue portal opened and both of them stared at it till out popped a rather tall man with white hair and various equipment and had a right arm made of metal. He looked at our hero and grumbled out.
"Wade there you are follow me through this portal so we can stop the aliens from destroying the earth." Wade just shook his head and walked on over to our new arrival.
"Hey I go by Deadpool, Cable." And then walked into the portal. While they left Cable grumbled out a whatever and followed And so the guide decided to put this experience out of his mind, and maybe chalk it all as a mirage that the spring might have been playing tricks on him. And oh look here come two new customers of spring.
