"Burpfart, Burpfart?"
"yes monkey?"
"spamming reviews?"
"no monkey."
"BULLSHIT! I SAW YOUR SPAM REVIEWS ON OTHER STORIES! OOOH AH SWEAR TO GOT!" *whips guy with belt*
"Jesus Christ monkey stooop!"
*whips in slow motion*
"ahhhh! Stoooop! OH MY GOD!"
*whip*
You just watched a sexy monkey production!
