"Burpfart, Burpfart?"

"yes monkey?"

"spamming reviews?"

"no monkey."

"BULLSHIT! I SAW YOUR SPAM REVIEWS ON OTHER STORIES! OOOH AH SWEAR TO GOT!" *whips guy with belt*

"Jesus Christ monkey stooop!"

*whips in slow motion*

"ahhhh! Stoooop! OH MY GOD!"

*whip*

You just watched a sexy monkey production!