Warning: Probably a bit of OOC, a dumb-ish May. Oh and Imageshipping love, but you shouldn't be offended by that because Misty and May make the cutest couple ever. Duh.
A/N: Randomest inspiration EVER. Just deal.
BTW, THE FIRST TIME I PUT THIS UP IT DELETED HALF OF MY PUNCTUATION. IF YOU SAW IT BEFORE, SORRY X__X I was working on notepad, i guess that's a bad idea, huh...
"I want a baby."
"... May, we're both girls."
"I know, but I still want a baby."
"How do you plan to get said baby?"
"I'll get pregnant, how else?"
"... How will you get pregnant?"
"Duh. Sex."
"With a man."
"Men are overrated."
"Overrated or not, I can't get you pregnant, May."
"Why not?"
"Because for pregnancy, you need sperm. Which only comes from penises."
"Penises are overrated."
"Yes, they are, but they're the only way to make a baby."
"That's dumb."
"Biology's dumb."
"You're dumb!"
"What?!"
"I just want a baby!! Why do you have to be so mean??"
"I'm not being mean! I'm stating the obvious!"
"You're meaaaaan!"
"You're stupid!"
"Meanie!"
"Stupid!"
"Meanie!"
"Stupid!"
"Meanie!"
"Baby!"
"...Did you just say baby?"
"Yes. You're acting like one."
"... So we can have a baby?"
"I didn't say tha-"
"YAAAAAAAY! THANK YOU MISTY!!
"... you're welcome, I guess."
"Now, to make a baby, we need to-"
"Didn't I just say we can't?!"
