Midna and Zelda got out of bed together after a long night of Uno. The two of them left the tent together, seeing a mess outside, most likely cause by the others, namely Linebeck, Link, Ravio, and Ezlo. The female couple walked over and joined the group, greeting them as if nothing happened the night before. Really only Linebeck seemed to notice them, the others laying facedown, or, in Link's case, asleep. Linebeck approached them "So, it seems like yall had a pretty eventful night considering the sounds I heard."

Zelda blushed and Midna scowled. "you listened? seriously" Linebeck looked at Zelda "So, is she really good or are you just really bad at Uno?" Zelda didn't feel the warmth leave her face, but Midna let out a subtle sigh of relief "Yeah, I'm pretty good, and she's bad. What the hell happened with you four? there's no alcohol within ten miles of us and there's no way in hell there were monsters.

Linebeck scratched his head "Well, somebody didn't know when to stop with the dabs and things got a little crazy." He turned and glared at Link, who rolled over, currently with his pants pulled down a few inches, and Ravio and Ezlo, both still flat on their faces but groaning now. "Great, they're awake."

Link stretched and looked down at his exposed pink bunny underwear, he then yelled "WAIT, THESE ARN'T MINE!" Ravio rolled over and glanced at Link, gaining sudden consciousness as he sat up and shouted, "What the hell happened last night? THOSE ARE MINE." Ravio saw some lime green undies in a nearby tree, he then quickly checked and saw that he wasn't wearing underwear. Ezlo mumbled incoherently and stumbled to his feet. "whet the fu-" and stopped himself, seeing the other five, awake and looking slightly panicked and embarrassed. Ezlo thought that the best thing to do was leave, so he quietly left to a nearby lake.

Linebeck mumble a few curses under his breath, and Midna noticed that the top half of his shirt was unbuttoned. "Ok, seriously, what happened, and how did we miss it." Linebeck buttoned his shirt "Well I assume you had a pretty early start on that Uno game considering how heated it got."

Link and Ravio looked around frantically, and both hid behind bushes, swapping underwear, while Linebeck nonchalantly asked, "By the way, what do you two think you missed?" Midna looked at Zelda "You know what? I think it's best if we don't know."

Zelda shrugged. "I mean, it's pretty obvious. Besides, if you ask me, it's basically our last night with four people." Linebeck watched them laugh, slightly confused. "Um... you played cards...oh." Midna smirked "Yeah what do you think we did, ya beanpole?"

Linebeck fumbled for words, his face starting to flush red, clearly embarrassed. "Is beanpole really the best you can do for insults?" Link stumbled over to the three of them, stopping next to Linebeck and taking ahold of his far shoulder to keep standing up steadily "Yo, Becki, I need you to go ahead and uhhhhh, gimme a good wake up slap," a moment of hesitation, then Linebeck dislodged Link's hand, and backhanded him as hard as he could muster. Link fell to the ground and stopped moving, he was out cold.

Midna and Zelda stared down at him quietly, and Linebeck just flat out walked away. Midna just looked at Linebeck "So your just gonna leave him there on the ground?" Linebeck stared down at him. "Let him sleep the stonedness off. Seriously" Ravio descieded that it was best to avoid the godbecka in the morning and just walked to Ezlo at the lake.

Ezlo looked to be puking his guts up for whatever reason into the lake, and as far as Ravio was concerned, last night did not include alcohol. Ravio approached Ezlo "Dude, are you ok? There wasn't any alcohol last night, was there?" Ezlo vomited once more, and choked out, "There wasn't and honestly, the only thing that I really remember is link getting higher than Skyloft." Ravio stepped away from the lake "Yeah and right now Link is out cold again," Ezlo coughed. "Great, I'll assume that linebeck is the only one with a recollection of last night."

"And there's no way he's going to tell us anything unless it's for blackmail."Ezlo quietly cursed under his breath. "We should get back. I saw Midna and Zelda; perhaps they heard something." Ezlo vomited one last time into the lake, and they made their way to the females. When they returned to the camp, Link had a blanket draped over him, Linebeck was curled up against a tree trunk, and the two women were talking next to was used to be the fire. The duo made their way past others to the girls for questioning. The couple glanced up upon seeing their approach. "You want anything?"

Ravio spoke "Yeah, you have any idea what happened last night, l'm pretty sure Linebeck knows something but he's not gonna talk." Ravio glanced over his shoulder, and Midna muttered, "Don't ask us what happened, we didn't hear shit." The bunny man responded "Wait, how did you not hear anything? It had to have been pretty loud considering the aftermath." Zelda awkwardly cleared her throat, and Midna said, "I think we fell asleep before that. Just try and ask Linebeck what happened."

Ezlo wasn't in the mood for arguing and walked over to Linebeck. "Hey, you don't sleep, what happened last night?" Linebeck glanced up at him disdainfully and gestured at Link. "We all know. He was high out of his mind. What, you don't remember the rest? You were up till it ended." Ravio grabbed his bunny ear "Well if we knew what happened why would we be asking you?"

Scowling, Linebeck glanced away. "Look, man, I spent more time than I wish I had cleaning up after you jerks last night. This is my payback." Ravio started whining "So your just not gonna tell us anything at all?" Linebeck nodded stubbornly. "Go wake up Link. He was awake too. I'm pretty sure he can remember a little bit. You were up, too, but I don't think you were there very often."

Ravio ran over and nudged Link awake, Ezlo following slowly behind, Link woke up, groggily looking around. "Whaaaa- oh good, I'm not high any more. What do you guys want?" Ravio asked simply "We want to know, what happened last night?"

"Oooooh yeah... I think... hmm... we dared Ezlo to eat a dead squirrel, I know that..." Ezlo gagged "We did what now?" Ravio ignored him "What else happened?" "Let's seeeee..." he looked up at Ravio, his face a bit red. "I think we attempted to.. uh... y'know." hysterical laughter was heard from Linebeck's general direction while Ravio processed this. Then from Linebeck's direction the trio heard "What do you mean attempted?"

The laugher continued and Ravio flopped on the ground, pulling into a tight ball and wishing to disappear. Link was still drowsy but muttered, "Crap..." Linebeck stopped from his laughing to say, "I'm only joking, nothing happened." Ravio leapt to his feet and threw a rock at Linebeck, who ducked, and shouted "BUT HELL YEA YOU GUYS SURE DID ATTEMPT IT!" Link was too tired to deal with this shit and went back to sleep, and Ravio was too embarrassed to not be a little ball, so Ezlo decided he was just gonna go back to the lake.

Midna and Zelda sighed, and the twili joked, "damn, I wonder what's gonna happen tonight." Zelda giggled "I think after Ezlo comes back I'm gonna go bathe in the lake, wanna join?" Midna smiled, hooking her finger under Zelda's chin and tilting her head up, smiling seductively. "Sounds good. though we should make sure these morons don't ruin everything." Zelda grinned "But how are we gonna do that? They might come over." Midna shrugged. "You're the wise one. I'll scope out a good place in the lake." Out of the corner of her eye, she saw Linebeck tossing another blanket over Link's unconscious body. "I don't think Link's a problem." Zelda agreed "Yeah, and I don't think Ravio will be a problem either considering he's just a ball, Ezlo will probably nap when he returns so we only need to worry about Linebeck."

Midna pouted. "And he's always an issue. it'll be hard to get him not to be a problem" Zelda sighed "I guess we could just say were going to scout the area and leave him to guard." Midna nodded. "Although he's not one to do that... he might take a bribe, but I don't like that." Zelda thought out loud "If we bribe him he might get suspicious, our best bet might be to just sneak out." Midna sighed. "Yeah, that works-" She glanced over to the side, seeing Ravio huddled up at a tree trunk, Ezlo fixing the other tent, link huddled up at the base of a tree, nodding off, and Linebeck digging through everyone's bags. "I think we'll be fine."