This is going to be my first Invader Zim fanfic, so bear with me! Thank
you!
1 The Triumph of Invader Scooj
Chapter 1
When I heard the disappointment in The Tallests' voices, I knew that they didn't plan on giving me a very nice mission. It was just the way it was. It had always been that way. The taller you were, the better you were. I only got into that position by my superior knowledge, skills and very promising battle plans. But the Tallests didn't care about that. They didn't know why or how I got there, just that I was there. When I say the picture they brought up, the fear was terrible. Also knowing that I was disliked for my height was depressing. I didn't want to make a fool of myself by arguing with them, and then Zim showed up. He gave me the chance to back away and off the spotlight as he begged to be an Invader. I felt his pain when the Tallests told him he was a tiny thing. I got that all the time. I kind of understood why they didn't really want to give him a mission. Even though he did prove himself to be a worthy person of raining terror down upon a world, he did do so on his own people. He had known him personally from when they first joined the Irken military. Zim was always enthusiastic. A bit much most of the time. It was his dream to be an invader. But he had ruined it for himself when he let loose on out own planet. He had to give the little guy some credit for trying so hard and being so loyal to the Irken Empire.
Right now though, all I could think about was how in a black hole I was going to even survive on that nasty planet Blorch. So far, I had come up with no clues. As all of the other invaders marched off into the equipment station to receive further instructions, I could help but thinking that I was doomed. I sighed and waited in line for my S.I.R unit. As the line slowly moved, and finally I got to the pole where the S.I.Rs where being distributed, mine fell off, and jumped up.
"S.I.R! Bring my ship up to the take off station."
"Yes my lord! Right away!" It responded.
With that, it headed for the docking range and I made my way to the station. I could not help but to worry.
As my S.I.R and me unit took off. He set up the destination and turned to his robot.
"S.I.R, I am going to improve you so you can be more…. sociable."
The S.I.R unit just looked at him not saying anything. Before he could say anything, his ships mechanical voice said, "Private transmission from Invader Tenn."
Scooj pushed some buttons to let the signal come through. The bridge turned all the lights out as a screen appeared in front of the control panel.
"Scooj. I'm sorry to hear about your mission. I hate the way that the Tallests are prejudice against short Irken. Do you know how you are going to go about your mission?"
"Well," Scooj sighed. "I plan on landing on the desolate area of the planet, and making an underground base there, and transporters to the more populated areas for a silent invasion. I'm debating on tainting their food supply with mind control units. I'm not sure if that will work though. I still have problems with the host occasionally rebelling against the unit. And if all them did it at the same time and at least one of them knew where my base was located…well…. I'm pretty much out of luck."
Tenn blinked. "Wow. You have really planned ahead, haven't you?"
Scooj blushed a pale red, and, hoping Tenn wouldn't see, he turned to his S.I.R. unit.
"Do you remember that last lesson about the possible new S.I.R units we had before we were chosen as invaders?"
"Yes, how could I forget? You helped me on that one because Spleen sabotaged mine. Tch. Even still, he got away with it. He was always picking on everyone else cause he was taller. It's only because of that head of his. Its way to big for that small brain of his."
Scooj laughed and said, "Well, I worked on my project and improved it. It's a unit that makes the robot more…oh how do you say…sociable. It will have the regular qualities of your basic S.I.R unit, but you can also talk to it like a normal Irken. It has emotions. Kinda like when Zim's S.I.R cried over that snack wrapper in the take off station, then laughed at the Tallest Purple when Tallest Red hit him upside the head for wishing Zim good luck. More like a friend than a slave."
"Wow! You actually got it to work? Wait…you didn't have a S.I.R to test it on anyhow. Well, I hope it works. I had better go, I still need to set up my destination. Good luck Scooj!" Tenn said, then winked at him, and she cut the connection.
Scooj sighed and turned to his robot.
"Well, I might as well install this thing into you, so we can see if it works or not."
Whoo hoo! My first chapter is done! In The Nightmare Begins, I just wanted to pick Scooj up and give him a big hug when he started to cry! Ah, well, I hope to get the second chapter up soon. I have summer school so it might not be as soon as I want. Poo. (some one call the wah-mbulance!) Thankiez for reading, and please review!
1 The Triumph of Invader Scooj
Chapter 1
When I heard the disappointment in The Tallests' voices, I knew that they didn't plan on giving me a very nice mission. It was just the way it was. It had always been that way. The taller you were, the better you were. I only got into that position by my superior knowledge, skills and very promising battle plans. But the Tallests didn't care about that. They didn't know why or how I got there, just that I was there. When I say the picture they brought up, the fear was terrible. Also knowing that I was disliked for my height was depressing. I didn't want to make a fool of myself by arguing with them, and then Zim showed up. He gave me the chance to back away and off the spotlight as he begged to be an Invader. I felt his pain when the Tallests told him he was a tiny thing. I got that all the time. I kind of understood why they didn't really want to give him a mission. Even though he did prove himself to be a worthy person of raining terror down upon a world, he did do so on his own people. He had known him personally from when they first joined the Irken military. Zim was always enthusiastic. A bit much most of the time. It was his dream to be an invader. But he had ruined it for himself when he let loose on out own planet. He had to give the little guy some credit for trying so hard and being so loyal to the Irken Empire.
Right now though, all I could think about was how in a black hole I was going to even survive on that nasty planet Blorch. So far, I had come up with no clues. As all of the other invaders marched off into the equipment station to receive further instructions, I could help but thinking that I was doomed. I sighed and waited in line for my S.I.R unit. As the line slowly moved, and finally I got to the pole where the S.I.Rs where being distributed, mine fell off, and jumped up.
"S.I.R! Bring my ship up to the take off station."
"Yes my lord! Right away!" It responded.
With that, it headed for the docking range and I made my way to the station. I could not help but to worry.
As my S.I.R and me unit took off. He set up the destination and turned to his robot.
"S.I.R, I am going to improve you so you can be more…. sociable."
The S.I.R unit just looked at him not saying anything. Before he could say anything, his ships mechanical voice said, "Private transmission from Invader Tenn."
Scooj pushed some buttons to let the signal come through. The bridge turned all the lights out as a screen appeared in front of the control panel.
"Scooj. I'm sorry to hear about your mission. I hate the way that the Tallests are prejudice against short Irken. Do you know how you are going to go about your mission?"
"Well," Scooj sighed. "I plan on landing on the desolate area of the planet, and making an underground base there, and transporters to the more populated areas for a silent invasion. I'm debating on tainting their food supply with mind control units. I'm not sure if that will work though. I still have problems with the host occasionally rebelling against the unit. And if all them did it at the same time and at least one of them knew where my base was located…well…. I'm pretty much out of luck."
Tenn blinked. "Wow. You have really planned ahead, haven't you?"
Scooj blushed a pale red, and, hoping Tenn wouldn't see, he turned to his S.I.R. unit.
"Do you remember that last lesson about the possible new S.I.R units we had before we were chosen as invaders?"
"Yes, how could I forget? You helped me on that one because Spleen sabotaged mine. Tch. Even still, he got away with it. He was always picking on everyone else cause he was taller. It's only because of that head of his. Its way to big for that small brain of his."
Scooj laughed and said, "Well, I worked on my project and improved it. It's a unit that makes the robot more…oh how do you say…sociable. It will have the regular qualities of your basic S.I.R unit, but you can also talk to it like a normal Irken. It has emotions. Kinda like when Zim's S.I.R cried over that snack wrapper in the take off station, then laughed at the Tallest Purple when Tallest Red hit him upside the head for wishing Zim good luck. More like a friend than a slave."
"Wow! You actually got it to work? Wait…you didn't have a S.I.R to test it on anyhow. Well, I hope it works. I had better go, I still need to set up my destination. Good luck Scooj!" Tenn said, then winked at him, and she cut the connection.
Scooj sighed and turned to his robot.
"Well, I might as well install this thing into you, so we can see if it works or not."
Whoo hoo! My first chapter is done! In The Nightmare Begins, I just wanted to pick Scooj up and give him a big hug when he started to cry! Ah, well, I hope to get the second chapter up soon. I have summer school so it might not be as soon as I want. Poo. (some one call the wah-mbulance!) Thankiez for reading, and please review!
