This Courier Must Die
I do not own Fallout or Jesus Christ Superstar
Good Lanius, the Legion waits for you
The Legionaries and Assassins are here for you
Ave, gentlemen, you know why we are here
We've not much time and quite a problem here
Hosanna Superstar! Hosanna Superstar!
Hosanna Superstar! Hosanna Superstar!
Listen to that howling mob of blockheads in the street!
A trick or two with lepers and the whole Strip's on its feet
HE IS DANGEROUS
Courier Superstar
HE IS DANGEROUS
Tell us that you're who they say you are
That man is in town right now to whip up some support
A rebel-rousing mission that I think we must abort
HE IS DANGEROUS
Courier Superstar
HE IS DANGEROUS
Look Lanius, they're right outside our yard
Quick, Lanius, go call the Praetorian Guard
No, wait!
We need a more permanent solution to our problem…
What then to do with the Courier of New Vegas? Miracle, wonder man, hero of fools?
No riots, no armies, no fighting, no slogans
one thing I'll say about him Courier is cool
We dare not leave him to his own devices
His half-witted companions will get out of control
But how can we stop him? His Karma increases
By Reputation every minute, he's top of the poll
I see bad things arising, the NCR crown him King which the Bull would ban
I see blood and destruction, our extinction because of one man
Blood and destruction because of one man
BECAUSE, BECAUSE, BECAUSE OF ONE MAN
Our extinction because of one man
BECAUSE, BECAUSE, BECAUSE OF, CAUSE OF, CAUSE OF ONE MAN
What then to do about this Courier mania?
How do we deal with this messenger king?
Where do we start with a man who is bigger?
Like Ulysses was, when Ulysses did his Lonesome Road thing
FOOLS, YOU HAVE NO PERCEPTION
THE ODDS WE ARE GAMBLING ARE FRIGHTENINGLY HIGH
WE MUST CRUSH HIM COMPLETELY, LIKE ULYSSES BEFORE HIM
THIS COURIER MUST DIE. FOR THE SAKE OF THE LEGION,
THIS COURIER MUST DIE
MUST DIE, MUST DIE, THIS COURIER MUST DIE
So like Ulysses before him, this Courier must die
MUST DIE, MUST DIE, THIS COURIER MUST, COURIER MUST, COURIER, MUST, DIE!
