This Courier Must Die

I do not own Fallout or Jesus Christ Superstar

Good Lanius, the Legion waits for you

The Legionaries and Assassins are here for you

Ave, gentlemen, you know why we are here

We've not much time and quite a problem here

Hosanna Superstar! Hosanna Superstar!

Hosanna Superstar! Hosanna Superstar!

Listen to that howling mob of blockheads in the street!

A trick or two with lepers and the whole Strip's on its feet

HE IS DANGEROUS

Courier Superstar

HE IS DANGEROUS

Tell us that you're who they say you are

That man is in town right now to whip up some support

A rebel-rousing mission that I think we must abort

HE IS DANGEROUS

Courier Superstar

HE IS DANGEROUS

Look Lanius, they're right outside our yard

Quick, Lanius, go call the Praetorian Guard

No, wait!

We need a more permanent solution to our problem…

What then to do with the Courier of New Vegas? Miracle, wonder man, hero of fools?

No riots, no armies, no fighting, no slogans

one thing I'll say about him Courier is cool

We dare not leave him to his own devices

His half-witted companions will get out of control

But how can we stop him? His Karma increases

By Reputation every minute, he's top of the poll

I see bad things arising, the NCR crown him King which the Bull would ban

I see blood and destruction, our extinction because of one man

Blood and destruction because of one man

BECAUSE, BECAUSE, BECAUSE OF ONE MAN

Our extinction because of one man

BECAUSE, BECAUSE, BECAUSE OF, CAUSE OF, CAUSE OF ONE MAN

What then to do about this Courier mania?

How do we deal with this messenger king?

Where do we start with a man who is bigger?

Like Ulysses was, when Ulysses did his Lonesome Road thing

FOOLS, YOU HAVE NO PERCEPTION

THE ODDS WE ARE GAMBLING ARE FRIGHTENINGLY HIGH

WE MUST CRUSH HIM COMPLETELY, LIKE ULYSSES BEFORE HIM

THIS COURIER MUST DIE. FOR THE SAKE OF THE LEGION,

THIS COURIER MUST DIE

MUST DIE, MUST DIE, THIS COURIER MUST DIE

So like Ulysses before him, this Courier must die

MUST DIE, MUST DIE, THIS COURIER MUST, COURIER MUST, COURIER, MUST, DIE!