WAHAHA! Here we go! I don't know if this is going to be as funny as the last one but I've had my sugar and I'm willing to go for maximum silliness here. It's the G-Girls turn! The song
that inspired me was Team Manicure's Kaosu Akihabara ( @.@ Oro that song will make you insane) which is incredibly hyper and kawaii!
Disclaimer: The Coconut Monkey drink belongs to PC Gamer and Coconut Monkey, I do not own Gundam Wing or its characters. This fic, however, is mine and I will defend it *waves
tanbos*! Oh and the second drink mentioned is a nasty concoction one of my uncles (who is an avid drinker) threw together one night; and yes he did drink it.
Kaosu Akihabara [sequel to Minna de WAHAHA]
By Kaori
It's been three weeks since the fiasco at the safehouse. Dorothy released the tapes to a television station on L3 thoroughly pissing off our favorite pilots; Milliardo and Noin seemed to
get a kick out of the footage though. Anyhow…
Four pilots were awakened to the sound of glass on a hardwood floor. Presently they were staying in a two story house, and the only hardwood floor was in the makeshift laboratory
Heero had set up. "MAXWELL!" Wufei hollered, brandishing the infamous katana. "Open the door!" The door opened ever so slightly and Duo poked his head out. He was wearing a
pair of safety goggles.
"What are you doing, Duo?" Heero glared, last time the American had been in there he had nearly burned the house down. The braided baka's customary grin widened. He tossed each of
them a pair of safety goggles and motioned for them to follow him. Befuddled, the four remaining pilots entered the lab.
On the table between a beaker and a Bunsen burner was a large sponge cake. Duo was holding up two flasks that reeked of alcohol. "What is that?" Quatre held his nose because the
smell was so overwhelming.
"These Q-man, are the most dangerous drinks known to human science." He glanced significantly at Heero. "I think they were referred to as 'suicide drinks'."
"What's in it?"
"This one," Duo held up the flask in his left hand, "is a Coconut Monkey; pineapple juice, orange juice, Blue Curacao, Amaretto, tonic water, coconut milk, white rum, Absolut, tequila, gin,
Jim Beam, and Midori."
"And the other one?"
"Ah, this one is Jamaican rum, brandy, Irish whiskey, and a whole lot of vodka."
"What…exactly…are you planning to do?" Trowa asked hesitantly, not sure if he wanted to know.
"Revenge my dear Trowa." Duo's voice had a semi-maniacal edge to it that made even the Perfect Soldier's blond run cold. "Shinigami must avenge himself on those who would dare make
a mockery of him." He took out a large needle. "I'm going to inject this cake with these dear lovelies and send it to Relena's house." Horrified gasps erupted.
"Duo that's just…EVIL!" Quatre was appalled. "You KNOW Relena has never even tasted alcohol."
"All the more reason to do it." Duo said darkly.
"Quatre's got a point though." Wufei noted. "As much as I dislike the onna, that's just a little too harsh and…what the hell am I saying…gimme that needle!" So without further discussion, the pilots bore the highly intoxicating pastry to Relena's mansion with a carefully written note on the box:
Dear Ms. Relena,
We wanted to thank you for your outstanding work in pacifism. We admire you so much that words cannot describe how much we are in awe of your strength of character. Please
take this cake as a token of our esteem.
Sincerely,
The Relena Peacecraft Fan Club
Kaori interrupts: You can just feel the sarcasm…
Wufei: Onna! You're wrecking the story!
Kaori: Leave me alone, I'm writing this fic, and I can put you in a bachelorette party and make you shimmy out of a cake naked if I felt like it.
Wufei: O.O You wouldn't.
Kaori: Try me justice boy.
Quatre: Oi, oi can we please get back to the fic?
Kaori: Very well…later for you Wufei.
Wufei: *whimpers*
Relena, was so flattered by the note that she didn't notice that the handwriting looked suspiciously like Quatre's. Being the generous, giving personality that she is, Relena invited Sally,
Hilde, and Catherine to share the cake with her; Dorothy invited herself. The five girls greedily devoured the cake and ten seconds later…all hell broke loose…
WAHAHA! Cliffhanger! I hate cliffhangers…but I figured it would be better to do this in two parts (besides, my sugar rush wore off…)
To be continued, after I eat a few more ice cream sandwiches, and drink the rest of the root beer (my roommate is so gonna kill me).
that inspired me was Team Manicure's Kaosu Akihabara ( @.@ Oro that song will make you insane) which is incredibly hyper and kawaii!
Disclaimer: The Coconut Monkey drink belongs to PC Gamer and Coconut Monkey, I do not own Gundam Wing or its characters. This fic, however, is mine and I will defend it *waves
tanbos*! Oh and the second drink mentioned is a nasty concoction one of my uncles (who is an avid drinker) threw together one night; and yes he did drink it.
Kaosu Akihabara [sequel to Minna de WAHAHA]
By Kaori
It's been three weeks since the fiasco at the safehouse. Dorothy released the tapes to a television station on L3 thoroughly pissing off our favorite pilots; Milliardo and Noin seemed to
get a kick out of the footage though. Anyhow…
Four pilots were awakened to the sound of glass on a hardwood floor. Presently they were staying in a two story house, and the only hardwood floor was in the makeshift laboratory
Heero had set up. "MAXWELL!" Wufei hollered, brandishing the infamous katana. "Open the door!" The door opened ever so slightly and Duo poked his head out. He was wearing a
pair of safety goggles.
"What are you doing, Duo?" Heero glared, last time the American had been in there he had nearly burned the house down. The braided baka's customary grin widened. He tossed each of
them a pair of safety goggles and motioned for them to follow him. Befuddled, the four remaining pilots entered the lab.
On the table between a beaker and a Bunsen burner was a large sponge cake. Duo was holding up two flasks that reeked of alcohol. "What is that?" Quatre held his nose because the
smell was so overwhelming.
"These Q-man, are the most dangerous drinks known to human science." He glanced significantly at Heero. "I think they were referred to as 'suicide drinks'."
"What's in it?"
"This one," Duo held up the flask in his left hand, "is a Coconut Monkey; pineapple juice, orange juice, Blue Curacao, Amaretto, tonic water, coconut milk, white rum, Absolut, tequila, gin,
Jim Beam, and Midori."
"And the other one?"
"Ah, this one is Jamaican rum, brandy, Irish whiskey, and a whole lot of vodka."
"What…exactly…are you planning to do?" Trowa asked hesitantly, not sure if he wanted to know.
"Revenge my dear Trowa." Duo's voice had a semi-maniacal edge to it that made even the Perfect Soldier's blond run cold. "Shinigami must avenge himself on those who would dare make
a mockery of him." He took out a large needle. "I'm going to inject this cake with these dear lovelies and send it to Relena's house." Horrified gasps erupted.
"Duo that's just…EVIL!" Quatre was appalled. "You KNOW Relena has never even tasted alcohol."
"All the more reason to do it." Duo said darkly.
"Quatre's got a point though." Wufei noted. "As much as I dislike the onna, that's just a little too harsh and…what the hell am I saying…gimme that needle!" So without further discussion, the pilots bore the highly intoxicating pastry to Relena's mansion with a carefully written note on the box:
Dear Ms. Relena,
We wanted to thank you for your outstanding work in pacifism. We admire you so much that words cannot describe how much we are in awe of your strength of character. Please
take this cake as a token of our esteem.
Sincerely,
The Relena Peacecraft Fan Club
Kaori interrupts: You can just feel the sarcasm…
Wufei: Onna! You're wrecking the story!
Kaori: Leave me alone, I'm writing this fic, and I can put you in a bachelorette party and make you shimmy out of a cake naked if I felt like it.
Wufei: O.O You wouldn't.
Kaori: Try me justice boy.
Quatre: Oi, oi can we please get back to the fic?
Kaori: Very well…later for you Wufei.
Wufei: *whimpers*
Relena, was so flattered by the note that she didn't notice that the handwriting looked suspiciously like Quatre's. Being the generous, giving personality that she is, Relena invited Sally,
Hilde, and Catherine to share the cake with her; Dorothy invited herself. The five girls greedily devoured the cake and ten seconds later…all hell broke loose…
WAHAHA! Cliffhanger! I hate cliffhangers…but I figured it would be better to do this in two parts (besides, my sugar rush wore off…)
To be continued, after I eat a few more ice cream sandwiches, and drink the rest of the root beer (my roommate is so gonna kill me).
