whatwillido Disclaimer: I don't own inu yasha, but I can pretend…

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Sesshomaru sits atop his throne, a look of longing and despair on his usually uncaring face.

Oh, your sweet caress
Your gentle touch
Your scent, it drives me completely nuts!!
Soft as silk, so lavishly rich
Oh, how I miss that gentle kiss

Now what will I do
How will I fare
Its just not the same when you're not there

You left me wanting, in need of you
Now what am I to do if I can't have you?

(Jaken walks into the room)

"Pardon the intrusion your lordship, but..."

Liquid pools of hot gold stare angrily down at the cowering toad demon, "You DARE interrupt my thoughts!!"

Jaken quakes in fear, "Well, its about that human sire."

In an eye blink Sesshomaru had poor Jaken by the throat, quite literally choking the life from him, anxiously waiting to hear what his worthless servant had to say, " Well, on with it, and it had better be what I want to hear for your sake," menace quite evident in his voice.

"Ack..sire...ugh..can't..breath."

Sesshomaru dropped him unceremoniously to the ground.

"She had it."

From a hidden pocket he produced what appeared to be a bottle of … Herbal Essence shampoo!! Sesshomaru's eyes became wide as saucers and sparkled with pure elation as he snatched the precious bottle away from Jaken, all the while dancing around the room to a song only he could hear.

*Giggle*, "be back in a little while," snickered his fleeting form, prize clutched lovingly to his chest. ^_^

"*Sigh* It's the same every other week. You'd think he'd lost a lover the way he mopes about without his *Precious shampoo*"

~To be continued ^_- ~

A/N: I wrote this last night after seeing an herbal essence commercial..needless to say it gave me a giggle fit (I have Inu on the brain). That and yesterday was my day off, so I was feeling pretty nutty. You thought it was going to be something else didn't you! Well, it was but I wasn't feeling serious at the time. Anyhow I hope you enjoyed, and as always-constructive criticism is always welcome. *Giggle ^_^ buhbye now.