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Sesshomaru sits atop his throne, a look of longing and despair on
his usually uncaring face. (Jaken walks into the room)
"Pardon the intrusion your lordship, but..."
Liquid pools of hot gold stare angrily down at the cowering
toad demon, "You Jaken quakes in fear, "Well, its about that human sire."
In an eye blink Sesshomaru had poor Jaken by the throat,
quite literally choking the life from him, anxiously waiting to hear what
his worthless servant had to say, " Well, on with it, and it had better
be what I want to hear for your sake," menace quite evident in his voice.
"Ack..sire...ugh..can't..breath."
Sesshomaru dropped him unceremoniously to the ground.
"She had it."
From a hidden pocket he produced what appeared to be a
bottle of … Herbal Essence shampoo!! Sesshomaru's eyes became wide as saucers
and sparkled with pure elation as he snatched the precious bottle away
from Jaken, all the while dancing around the room to a song only he could
hear.
*Giggle*, "be back in a little while," snickered
his fleeting form, prize clutched lovingly to his chest. ^_^
"*Sigh* It's the same every other week. You'd think he'd
lost a lover the way he mopes about without his *Precious shampoo*"
~To be continued ^_- ~
A/N: I wrote this last night after seeing an herbal essence commercial..needless
to say it gave me a giggle fit (I have Inu on the brain). That and yesterday
was my day off, so I was feeling pretty nutty. You thought it was going
to be something else didn't you! Well, it was but I wasn't feeling serious
at the time. Anyhow I hope you enjoyed, and as always-constructive criticism
is always welcome. *Giggle ^_^ buhbye now.
