Konoha's Tenrai Tatsumaki
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of the characters, because if I did Naruto would have a cool bloodline and a girlfriend by now.
Author's note: If you feel the need to criticize it be constructive, don't just tear it a new asshole ok. Also all my work/s will be rated M just incase I want to add explicit writing or lemons, also if I happen to write stuff that is similar to lines in other peoples work please inform me so I can give full credit. Also any of my original jutsu's or names are direct translations from a dictionary website so if they are wrong due to grammar or something I'm only using what the website translated them into sorry. Any others that might be wrong I got from a list on the web so I won't change them unless I know from the show/manga that they are wrong.
"Talking" normal
"TALKING" normal/shouting
'Thinking' normal
"Talking" summon/demon
"TALKING" summon/demon/shouting
'Thinking' summon/demon
Jutsu and Translation (only when jutsu is being used)
Ch.1 Paperwork and Future Plans:
"mmmnnnn" was all that was heard from the bed as our blond hero awoke still feeling the after affects of dating the two most sort after kunoichi's in the village. "Kure-chan it's time to get up and no matter how nice laying here like this is we have to go to work" Naruto regretfully told one of his fellow bedmates "nnnooo don't wanna go, I wanna stay here" came the groggy, pouting and childlike answer from Naruto's red-eyed hime (#) "yeah Anko-chan wants to stay in bed to, don't wanna move" Naruto's other bedmate added with an equally groggy answer, and thusly Naruto resigned himself to just go back to sleep and let the third wait for him.
I mean who is he to argue with extremely hot ladies with tight firm marble like asses, breasts just meant to be fondled and bodies any goddess would be jealous for. Therefore, amid these thoughts with eyes glazed over Naruto let out a perverted giggle, which surprisingly only got his girlfriends excited and well they decided to wake up but stay in bed.
LEMON WARNING
LEMON no JUTSU
Naruto sat up in his bed leaning against the headboard as Kurenai straddling his lap, Naruto then started to kiss and lick at the nape of Kurenai's neck, causing her to moan as his right hand roamed her back before grabbing a handful of that luscious ass of hers (and the dream of every man in the village) and started to give it a deep message causing Kurenai to moan loudly into his mouth as their tongues were battling for supremacy.
While he was making out with Kurenai his left hand was fingering Anko as she was laying to his left rubbing her hand up and down his cock as her tongue was teasing the purple head.
"Ahh…Annnkoo-chan…at least something…good came out of you…'Kami that's good'…being Hebi-teme (#) apprentice, those skills with that tongue of yours ooohhhh Kaaammmiii" he then shot his seed into her waiting mouth which she gladly took and brought it up to Kurenai (who had stop to watch her) and mashed her lips against hers to share.
Naruto then flipped Kurenai onto her back as he plunged into her waiting wetness causing her to shriek out in pleasure from the penetration and stretching he was causing.
"That it has…Naruto-kun…ohhhh….that it has." panted and moaned Kurenai in response. "Your so tight Kure-chan…ahhh Kami help me your so damn tight and wet uuugggghhh" he just continued to pound into her relentlessly. Anko was just watching and fingering herself at the scene she was witness to until her finger wasn't enough.
"Naruto-kun don't forget your Anko-chan" she said with a sexy pout wich caused Naruto to groan as she mounted Kurenai and started kissing and licking her lips, her jawline and her neck as Naruto kept up his fast movements which were driving Kurenai over the edge when it happened.
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK…………….NARUTOOOOOOOO-KUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kurenai proceeded to have one of the most breathtaking orgasms in her life, it also didn't help that Naruto kept pounding into her as Anko was kissing and messaging her neck, breast, lips and anything she could get het lips on.
It only took Naruto a few thrust before he was finishing and filling her insides "Kami I love your tight pussy Kure-chan…groan" he pulled out of her much to Kurenai's displeasure before he grabbed hold of Anko's ample hips and savagely pushed into her wet box without waiting for her.
"Aahhh NARUTO-KUN OOOOHHHH Kami" Naruto was more relentless with Anko as she laid ontop of Kurenai who was near exhaustion from her fuck getting banged from behind.
"AAhhh I love fucking you from behind Anko…huff/puff…chan kami you look so hot I cant get enough of it" he then started channeling chakra into his dick which brought the sought after reaction.
She started to moan even more, as she licked her own lips Naruto snaked his right hand from her ass cheek to delicately rub her asshole causing her to gasp in shock, then gasp again in pleasure as he entered his middle finger to the first knuckle. As he did this he began to pump in and out of the poor girl with renewed vigor, as she just stared off into space with a glossy look in her eyes. While doing this his finger disappeared inside her ass, he then squeezed her tit with his left hand.
"Kure-Chan turn around and start licking Anko NOW" he finished in a growl as Anko tightened around him.
Doing as she was told Kurenai began to Lick Anko's lower lips as she was being banged by Naruto from behind, she then bit down on her knub causing Anko to yell out in pleasure and tighten for Naruto as she came.
"NARUTOOOOOOOOOO-KUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!! I'M CCCCUUUUMMMINNNNNGGG" feeling her tighten Naruto picked up speed before he came in to her fillng her full of his seed. Anko collapsed onto Kurenai as she was still feeling the high from her orgasm. Not waiting for her to regain some control he removed his finger from her ass with a pop and pushes his already rock hard cock into her ass all the way up to the hilt, Feeling a 10" dick push all the way into her Anko came straight onto Kurenai face which she greedily drank up.
"Kure-chan take care of Anko as I fuck her ass…huff/puff…Anko pleasure Kurenai" the girls followed his orders as he was mercilessly butt fucking his woman.
Both ladies were dutifully fingering and licking each other but Kurenai seemed to do more work as Anko couldn't concentrate enough from the force of the fucking she was getting.
"It seems…aaahhh…that Kure-chan…uuuggghh…needs to be taken care off again" with a smirk a jutsu was performed "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu (#)" a single clone appeared before moved Kurenai from under Anko to beside her, preparing him for Kurenai Anko started sucking and slobbering on the clones dick trying to lube it up ready for Kurenai. He then took up position at Kurenai's entrance.
The clone placed his cock at her back entrance and pushed in bringing more moans and groans from the Genjutsu Mistress who was already nearing exhausting from her previous fuck and was nearing her edge from Anko's ministrations she was about to explode in ecstasy but the clone was going unbearable slow for her, and not bringing her to climax was killing her as she was watching Anko continually getting her butt fucked fast and furious was not helping her and just turning her on more.
"Please Naruto-Kun" she cried "I need to cum…ppllleeaasseee" but to no avail he stayed at the same speed "Not yet my Beni-hime (#) were gonna cum together so you have to wait" Kurenai just sobbed as she laid back getting her ass fucked long and slow.
Timeskip 1hr------------------------------
Anko's ass was on fire as the fucking was nearing an end as she could feel her last orgasm before she would collapse approach.
"OOHHH Narutoooooo…aaahhhhh FFFFFUUUUUCCCKKKK" Anko came hard and powerfully as she soaked Kurenai's face and her ass just sucked Naruto cock further into her ass.
Kurenai was also nearing her end from the slow deep butt fuck she was receiving, it only approaching quicker as the Real Naruto joined in and started fingering and squeezing her little nub, which brought on her needed release from multiple orgasms.
"NNNNNNNAAAAAARRRRRRRUUUUUUUUTTTTTOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!" she collapsed as the clone dispelled sent the metal stimulation to Naruto bringing him to climax.
"FFFUUUCCCKKKK…clone…ass…Kure-chan…uugghhh" mumbled Naruto as he received his clone memories which took him over the edge as well "uugghhhh ooohhhh Kami your ass…sucking me dry…ANKO-Chan AAAHHHH" Naruto answered her climax with his own.
END OF LEMON KAI
(i am not very confidant about this lemon so depending on reviews if i do continue this story i might stop writing them all together or i might not)
"KAMI I love that cock!" panted out a thoroughly exhausted Anko as she slowly collapsed next to her friend, who had already passed out due to a combination of exhaustion and a pleasure overload.
"Kami these sex marathons just get better and better" Naruto said as he lay down between his girls.
"hehehehe Naruto those clones of yours are gonna come in handy when your other fiancés join us" Anko added as her eyes glazed over and she liked her lips at the thought of what his clones could do.
Naruto Smiled and just kissed her and fell asleep with his girls snuggling into him while his hands just reached down to hold both their asses.
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For both of Naruto's two senseis, their own perverted radars had alerted them to Naruto's perfect morning.
Unfortunately his white haired teacher happened to realize this while researching at some hotsprings several miles away, which wasn't very healthy for him when he was caught giggling by a group of naked female occupants and thoroughly beaten by them.
"Damn gaki he gets lucky with TWO hot chicks and I get beaten up, why are people so unkind" was all that Jiraiya could mumble before he fell unconscious in the crater he was left in.
While his other older teacher happened to stare back at his desk after that slight distraction, only to see his mortal enemy increase in power in just a few seconds "waaahh why can't they just go away" he cried out holding onto his little orange book and his knees to his chest as a child would their teddy bear while rocking back and forth.
TimeSkip 3hrs------------------------------
Waking up in a pile of arms and legs our blond hero smiled at the memories of the recent training he had done when he remembered his meeting with the third.
"KUSO!!! I'm 3hrs late for my meeting Jiji gonna be pissed, hehe maybe I should stay in bed and take a little longer, nah I'm late enough as it is and I don't want to become like Kakashi nii-san" (#).
Hearing this both Anko and Kurenai mumbled out something about perverts. "I meant about being late all the time…sigh… you girls know I'm not a pervert and will never be". Naruto then lent over to kiss both of their foreheads as he untangled himself from them.
"Well not for other to see that is" he mentioned when he looked at his two naked ladies still laying on the bed.
After showering and getting dressed he turn to his loves, "Ok himes I gotta meeting so I'll see you tonight, so relax for the day go get pampered or something just enjoy yourself and I be back later Ninpou Naruto Hiraishin no Jutsu (#)" he disappeared in a Gold and Red flash. (By this I mean he looks like separate gold and red streaks appear, just think drawing a line of gold with red below it etc. just in random spots)
The third was grudgingly filling out paperwork mumbling about Gaki's and meeting to get out of paperwork when a Gold and Red flash emerged in his office "hey Jiji-sensei (#) what did you need to see me for" came Naruto's question as his surrogate grandfather was filling out paperwork. "firstly you were suppose to be here 3hrs ago, secondly how could you be so mean to make me do paperwork 'sobs' so mean, I'm just an old man waaahh" came the crying response from the villages leader and a massive sweatdrop from Naruto.
As he regained his composure, he was mumbling something about crazy old man sensei's and a so-called god of shinobi acting like a baby "Jiji-Sensei this is ridiculous act like an Hokage…sigh…your supposed to be the best in the village and only two people have ever learnt who to handle paperwork, myself and my dad"
This of course peaked the interest of said Hokage as he leaned forward eager for his protégé to continue.
Naruto was smirking at the reaction he was getting from his Oji-san, "Normally I would let you linger knowing I could finish all you your work for in a fraction on the time but seeing as you've had to suffer for so long I'll let you off"
The Hokage was stressing out waiting for the answer, he was even thinking about orderering ANBU to take him to get answers but that stopped as Naruto's mouth started to move.
"The answer for that which is most feared around the world is so simple it's crazy".
This justed mad the third's head perk up and was looking at Naruto with a disturbing and freaky rendition of the dreaded puppy dog eye no jutsu.
"Really, you know how to beat paperwork please tell me I'll give you anything please please sobs...sobs...sobs" this was really freaking Naruto out, seeing his sensei reduced to tears over paperwork was very disconcerting. "Anything you say huh, well then lets see ummm maybe I coul.. nah, then again I might uhuh to messy, that could be co.. to much hassle, mmm sigh anything huh this could take a while I will need to think hard about this."
"OK Ojii-San I can't think of anything yet but I will and I won't you to swear you'll carry-out your promise" Naruto's eyes were shinning with possibilities while thinking about what he could get "Yes Yes YES I swear please tell me tell me waaahh…tteeelll mmmmeeeee".
The Third Hokage, The Professor, The God of All Shinobi, Student of the first and second hokage, teacher of the Densetsu no Sannin (#) was on his hands and knees begging his latest apprentice for help.
"Oh Kami you've got mental problems sensei ehh just use K.A.G.E B." "what are you doing, this is no time for screwing around" the hokage was getting anxious as well as angry at his pupil which just made Naruto laugh at the rise he was getting out of his sensei.
"Now as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted, you answer is" a devastating pause and silence began as Naruto was just finding the third facial expressing better then any prank he had performed before. "HAHAHA K.A.G.E B.U.N.S.H.I.N N.O J.U.T.S.U (#), I mean it's so simple you have to be an idiot not to realize it" came an obviously humorous answer in between laughs from our smirking blond hero.
Surprisingly in a weirdly obvious Naruto esque response, Sarutobi just jumped up from his knees pumping his fist into the air scaring the crap out of Naruto then pointing his finger at the piles of unsigned papers "YATTA, It's so easy hehehehe I shall never suffer your wrath again vile paperwork hahahaha I'm freeeeeeee".
As this was going on Naruto was just staring slack jawed at his sensei as he was doing several strange dances like the moonwalk and the robot.
Holding himself back from hitting his grandfather with tremendous self-control Naruto went to calm down the third but unfortunately, his sensei had jumped out the window and started running around the village screaming about how he conquered the scourge that is paperwork.
With a massive sweat drop, Naruto stared out the window mumbling about stupid sensei's.
Unfortunately for Naruto more embarrassment was forthcoming as the third called a village meeting to inform them of his victory "Attention Civilians and Ninja of Konohagakure no Sato (#) I your hokage have finally defeated the great plague of our time, bear witness to the fruits of my suffering for I have defeated the evil known as paperwork, for ever mwahahahaha". Many of those gathered had really paid attention when he mentioned defeating something but when paperwork was mentioned the biggest facefault you ever see occurred.
As people were picking themselves off the ground and started to leave several and I mean several people started to applaud the old man "how did you do it", "teach me your magic", "all hail the third hokage" came all the replies to his announcement they were even bowing on their hands and knees to him.
"Behold my genius, Kage Bunshin no Jutsu (#) now I shall never have to work again HAHAHAHAHA"
If one was to look at the crowd gathered around the third they would see tears forming in their eyes as their devil had finally been exorcised and to everyone's surprise, at the third's declaration the Hokage monument started to sing the theme to footloose.
(Credit for this idea goes to Maverick9871, I don't know if anyone else has done this but I have only read it in his story PHOENIX)
Theme to Footloose no Jutsu:
I
been working so hard
Keep punching my card
Eight hours, for
what?
Oh, tell me what I got
I get this feeling
That
time's just holding me down
I'll hit the ceiling
Or else I'll
tear up this town
Tonight I gotta cut
To everyone's shock the assembled group that included several clan heads started dancing. Including an aged Hokage which quite frankly scared the shit out of all who were gathered.
(Chorus)
Loose,
footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Please, Louise
Pull
me offa my knees
Jack, get back
C'mon before we crack
Lose
your blues
Everybody cut footloose
"Come on Shika get up and dance, no more paperwork ever yeaaahhh" spoke Yamanaka Inoichi to his best friend Nara Shika "it's too troublesome to dance, I'm just gonna stare at the clouds" was the only reply as the Yamanaka shook his head hopelessly and continued to dance only to be joined by his other best friend Akimichi Chouza.
You're
playing so cool
Obeying every rule
Dig way down in your heart
You're yearning, burning for some
Somebody to tell you
That
life ain't passing you by
I'm trying to tell you
It will if
you don't even try
You can fly if you'd only cut
"Hnn, do you people even know how to dance, let me show why the Hyuuga's are the strongest in konoha" (guess who said that) Hiashi and his brother Hizashi started to tandem break-dance which surprisingly to most was incredibly good, unfortunately this show of skill was replaced with amusement when even Ibiki started to dance.
(Chorus)
Loose,
footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Oowhee, Marie
Shake
it, shake it for me
Whoa, Milo
C'mon, c'mon let go
Lose
your blues
Everybody cut footloose
FIRST - we got to turn you
around
SECOND - You put your feet on the ground
THIRD - Now
take a hold of your soul
FOUR - Whooooooooa, I'm turning it
Loose, FOOTLOOSE
(Chorus)
As the song ended and all the men were actually quite happy and enjoying themselves until their wives decided on stopping the embarrassment caused by their men, which naturally meant beating on them until they felt better.
As the beatings were finishing a loud voice could be heard screaming across the village "HEY OJII-SAN (#) WE'RE SUPPOSE TO BE HAVING A MEETING, SO GET YOUR BUTT BACK IN HERE OR I'M GONNA BURN EVERYONE OF YOUR ICHA ICHA PARADISE BOO…, NO WAIT I'M GONNA GET YOUR WIFE TO DO IT WHILE I HOLD YOU BACK AND LAUGH AT YOU".
This only went so far as to have all the women stop their man-beatings to coldly stare at the village leader who had frozen still on the spot when he heard the kid's unnaturally loud voice. Then to have a terrifying chill run up and down his spine as he carefully turned to face his angry mob "hehehehe that gaki's always trying to get me in trouble. Cough cough I'm the Hokage, I don't prescribe to perversion in any way as such I must uphold a high level of moral and ethical standards so as to not bring dishonor to the village" this short speech which sound quite rehearsed somehow placated the mob of angry women on the hunt for perverts. "Yes unlike your straying husbands" he then started randomly pointing at the men on the ground who looked up at him with terrified faces knowing what was coming "I am not a pervert".
Now for those who don't know the women of Konohagakure no Sato are extremely fanatical about punishing perverts and well to say the Hokage's last few words were taken well would be a gross understatement, the girlie screams of men being hurt in very sensitive areas could be heard all over the elemental countries.
(Told you they knew what was coming shudder).
Luckily, the Hokage had prepared this plan for future run-ins with the dreaded anti-perverts and he had Shunshined to his office for his meeting with Naruto.
Now for our self professed super-pervert. As he decided to stop for a quick round of research in a small village between were the white haired sannin was previously and where Konoha is, one could clearly hear the unmistakable sound of the men in Konoha being sadistically tortured (which could put Ibiki and Anko to shame shudder).
"AHHHHHHHH"
"Oh man what was that. It sounded like my fellow perverts being punished; oh the horror how could such a grave injustice be tolerated 'sniff' I SHALL AVENGE YOU MY COMRADES WITH AN EVEN MORE PERVERTED VOLUME OF ICHA ICHA PARADISE hehehehe" If one could see this mans eyes they would the fire of determination in them just as a fist from a blond big breasted sannin that happened to be visiting that very same onsen (#) today broke through the wall and hit his face.
"Dammit Jiraiya stop peeking on me or I'll get my Naru-kun to punish you" what followed was the standard beat down on Jiraiya nothing more nothing less.
Back in Konoha--------------------------------
As the Hokage had just escaped from the Anti-pervert league Naruto's head appeared out the window of the third's office again with another message for the village "AND DON"T USE Maverick9871's HOKAGE MONUMENT GENJUTSU TO CELEBRATE MY IDEA FOR HANDLING YOUR PAPERWORK, I MEAN YOU'D HAVE TO BE A REAL BAKA NOT TO SEE HOW SIMPLE THE ANSWER WAS GEESH".
He was also getting quite angry because his anti-pervert radar was flaring especially when he felt that his Tsu-chan was being peeked on "Kami Dammit Jiraiya when I find you I'm gonna castrate you for peeking on my Tsunade-hime" he then proceeded to put his fist through the closest wall.
As the third appeared back into his office Naruto walked back to his chair glaring very dangerously at his sensei, sat down, and was waiting silently while his rather furious wife run into the office knowing better then to listen to his clever ruse regarding perverts. Moreover, unknown to him they were planning to effect rather nasty and painful pranks/punishments upon his/hers sensei/husband.
Well Naruto was thinking while the third's wife just acted and beat the crap out of him while his student was watching with a smirk.
"hhheeelllppp mmmmeeeeee" came the strangled cry of a pervert. "your of your nut if you think I'm gonna try and stop her" pointing to his assailant "first perverts should be punished, secondly your acting like a baka with your stunts that's my job, thirdly I've still gotta punish you, fourthly suck it up if you do the crime you do the time just be thankful I don't let Anko-Hime or Kure-Hime get their hands on you and lastly your little student and fellow pervert Jiraiya was peeking on my Tsu-chan so I think it's only fair you get punished for his crime".
Naruto was quite pleased with what was happening now, and at the expression on the old mans face when he mentioned his girlfriends, as it is commonly known among the village they have no compassion when it comes to pervert bashing and with the exception of Tsunade are quite obliging with hurting parts of the male anatomy 'cringe'.
Barely recovered and taking his seat gingerly from the beating his wife gave him the third weirdly transformed into his more serious Hokage persona as he began the meeting.
"Now how did you know what Jiraiya was doing" curiosity got the better of him as the coming answer had also intrigued his wife. "What's there to say you have a pervert radar I have an anti pervert radar especially when it comes to my himes and to be quite frank what else does Jiraiya ever do, heh you taught him well sensei" he ended with a shrug and a evil smirk as the third's wife approached him cracking her knuckles.
What happened next was just a repeat of the Hokage's previous beating by his wife while Naruto just smirked while eating some popcorn watching the movie he titled 'Girlie Scream, tale of a perverts punishment'
The third crawled back to his chair slowly pulling himself up and glaring at his student. "I'm still not finished with you yet Jiji-san, with Jiraiya not in the village and Kakashi on missions you're the next best pervert I can punish so begin the meeting then await you punishment".
"Cough heh yes well then let's begin Namikaze Naruto on thi.." he stopped as he heard a certain blond start to giggle maniacally as he was thinking about ideas for a certain prank he was planning "oh no you don't, no pranking me or you don't get your presents or any ramen for a year" he quickly but sternly told his young protégé only to get a scared reaction.
"You wouldn't, what has ramen ever down to you" Naruto cried as he was holding an instant ramen cup he pulled from nowhere.
"Oh yes I am" The third smirked triumphantly as his greatest student sulked into his chair and mumbled agreement and something about how Tsunade can get him later.
"As I was saying Namikaze Naruto on this day the 1st of November as by unanimous vote by the village council during their last meeting has decided that as of this last council meeting you have reached the age of majority as set down by the founding clans as law and are seem to be worthy of clan succession. So you are hereby granted the title of Namikaze clan head and as under normal clan law you would be subject to CRL (clan restoration law) meaning you would need to take at minimum two wives to bear at minimum three children each. However as the last bearer of the Tenraigan Doujutsu you are also hereby ordered under the CRL bloodline provision act laid down by the first Hokage and the three Royal Clans of Konoha the Namikaze, Hyuuga and the Uchiha to take a minimum of hehehehe five wives to rebuild your clan. Now seeing as you already have three girlfriends you are required to find two more at minimum within the year or the council will choose for you any questions".
Plonk was all that was heard as Naruto fainted and fell head first into the table and then the floor.
"Heh oops, maybe I should of given him his fathers will first and told him about his promotion, or well hehehehe just wait till Jiraiya finds out about this he is so gonna reward me with the first copies of his new books". He then had a Kage Bunshin lift his unconscious student to his couch and left him to wake up on his on then began reading his books while his clones worked "Ahh this is how one's job should be" he then turned the page "ooohhhh Tomo-chan what are you gonna do now with Tokiko-chan's body bent that way hehehehe".
This little statement happened to be said in the wrong place at the wrong time because the third Hokage forgot his wife was in the same room as him and well the result wasn't pretty as he felt the air chill and the KI directed at him as shivers went up and down his spine. "Ohhhhhhhhhhh SSSSHHHHIIIITTTT", "now what was that last bit about Tomo-chan dear" asked the Hokage's wife questioned in a voice so sweet it scared the hell out of the man that is said no one has ever defeated.
His wife proceeded to hurt him again. (no need for details, it's to painful on male anatomy to describe)
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In the same village many miles away where we last saw Jiraiya being left in his little crater, we find him getting caught once again because of his unnatural ability to sense something perverted happening to his blonde apprentice and naturally when he can smell perverted things in the air he can't stop giggling.
"Why is it that something good always happens for the gaki while I get beaten up all the time it's just not fair hmm, I know I can use the gaki for my books, my pervert radar never lies he's got something good going on hehehehe".
Obviously, the Gama-Sennin (#) Jiraiya of the densetsu no sannin sped of towards Konoha to peruse his apprentice's sexual habits for his books.
Unlucky for him that he forgot that His fellow Sannin Tsunade the Namekuji-Hime (#) and her apprentice Shizune were the ones who had just kicked his ass and were still near him when they had heard his entire rant about Naruto and for reasons each had about Naruto (the former about her relationship with Naruto and the latter as a crush she has). They both rushed off towards Konoha to protect Naruto from his sensei's bad habits and to clearly beat up Jiraiya (not to mention being with their Naru-Kun again) because Tsunade finds it a very therapeutic hobby (especially after another terrible run at the local casino's, or when Naruto's not around that is).
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Back in the Hokage's office Namikaze Naruto was awakening from his slumber to the sight of a very pissed off Hokage's wife and a bloody and bruised Hokage laying on the floor, all he could do was groan at the headache he had from hitting his head. It seemed to do the job as the Hokage's wife stopped her beat down and rushed to Naruto's side to check on him.
"Oh Naruto Kun are you ok, no dizziness or blurred vision" the woman cared greatly for her surrogate grandson and as such could be a real mother hen when it came to checking injuries.
"Hai hai Obaa-chan I'm fine just a little freaked at what jiji told me, I mean to take five women as wives th…that doesn't make me a pervert does it". If one would look at Naruto you would see the tears forming at the corners of his eyes.
"No No of course not Naruto-kun you could never be a pervert unlike my husband and his other student, you are a true gentlemen and as such I expect you to treat these future wives of yours with respect and love because IF I FIND OUT YOU BEGIN TO ACT IN ANYWAY PERVERTED NOT EVEN KAMI HERSELF WILL SAVE YOU FROM PUNISHMENT".
"gulp…h…ha…hai Obaa-Sama I will always be a good man uh huh never be a pervert nuh uh never" Naruto was kneeling with his forehead on the ground.
His Obaa-chan just smiled at him as he stood up and gave him a hug "I know Naruto-kun just act like you always do and you'll be fine"
Unknowing to him he released the breath he was holding "phew that's good, well then Jiji what else do you need to tell me"
"Yes well now that your awake" the aged hokage was smirking at his protégé "the council has decreed that your are to come into your inheritance as heir of the Namikaze clan, this includes all your parents monies, personal items such as weapons/scrolls/any valuables as such and all business interests and properties including the Namikaze clan compound which you happen to be living in at the moment"
Naruto was just absorbing all this info when a thought came to him "Jiji if I only just gained control of my clan compound how was I able to stay there" curiosity etched on his face
Sarutobi just smirked at the memory "that was very simple in fact jiraiya thought of it surprisingly" his wife just scoffed at the idea of jiraiya doing something unrelated to perversion "cough…cough yes well he even surprised me with this idea. Well it went like this, seeing your still a clan member by blood you are allowed to stay in the compound but seeing as there is no clan head all clan belongings personal or general are to be monitored by a caretaker you are required to pay a rent as it were for their services and it just happens that your rent goes into an account that actually belongs to you, but only available when you become clan head. Very clever now wasn't it" you couldn't hide the pride in his voice for his favorite students idea.
His two guests happened to have faces resembling fishes at the rather clever idea the self-professed super pervert had.
"Now onto your final reason for being here, now normally when the position for hokage has to be chosen it usually goes to one of the current Hokage's students or students students as it was with your father and at the moment the only possible replacement for me was my student Tsunade but unfortunately you managed to regress her in age to an 18 yr old and not only that started dating her" he mumbled the last part.
"Well as you know my students became famous as the densetsu no sannin yet with my student Orochimaru's betrayal the sannin can't really be called sannin anymore can they" Naruto and his wife just nodded their heads while he continued.
"So the council has also decided that by having a third member return to the sannin it will be seen as increasing the village's safety and power. So seeing you are also one of my students and that the power you have and use in service to the village the rank of sannin is bequeathed upon you, this also means you will be required to either take a genin team" Naruto flinched at the thought of annoying loud kids, this just got the hokage smiling "or an apprentice, along with normal sannin traveling rights"
"Any questions" Sarutobi finished
"Yeah I'll take the apprentice but it will be my choice no interference and make sure I don't hurt my self" Naruto calmly answered then fainted while his grandmother was dancing around the office like a kid going about her grandson how good he is and how she can't wait to show off to her friends oblivious to Naruto's reaction.
The Hokage was just shaking his head at the events taking place in his office "the strangest things always occur in this office with this job and involving my family …sigh… why can't I have just one normal day" he just sat back into his chair as Naruto was laid out on the floor while his wife had run out of his office no doubt looking for someone to tell the news to.
A/N: This chapter was a little short for my liking, mainly because i was just trying to set the story up and that not get into anything big yet like flashbacks and fights and hopefully my chapter length will be at lest around 5000 - 10000 words a chapter.
No promises though, I usually get right to the point in my stories and don't elaborate that much so some chapters might be woefully short but I will try to fix this.
This story the girls are set so no changing, I might however add some more but I won't take any out
Translations:
# Hebi-Teme = Snake Bastard
# Beni-Hime = Crimson Princess
# Nii-san = Older Brother
# Ninpou Naruto Hiraishin no Jutsu = Ninja Style Naruto's Flying Thunder God Technique (this is a non kunai perfected version)
# Jiji-Sensei - Old Man Teacher
# Hime = Princess
# Densetsu no Sannin = Three ninja of legend
# Kage Bunshin = Shadow Clone
# Konohagakure no Sato = Village hidden in the leaves
# Ojii-San = Grandfather
# Onsen = Hot Springs
# Gama-Sennin = Toad Hermit
# Namekuji-Hime = Slug Princess
