United: Brony rap
Going home the poor brony felt all alone
The only ones that knew his pain
Were the ones the "normals" called insane
Just waiting for the next episode
Hoping he would never ever explode
Little brother always looking up to him
Always waiting to see the familiar grin
Not knowing his older brother could never win
Pegasister feeling like she's been hit by a twister
Parents found her brony friends
Said she had to stop with all these crazy trends
Locked her phone
Didn't know that she was now alone
Friends that would listen
Friends that promised to wipe the tears that glistened
She tried to get back to being a "normal" gal
But it was hard to forget every brony pal
Young brony finding the show
Decided he would show his best friend
He wasn't expecting the harmful blow
Friend or not his friend said he was caught
Being a brony is like a disease
You will wait foot and hand for a release
He tried to say his friend had been deceived
That the show would never have him on his knees
His friend turned away that day, and never came back
But from that day, with the friendship that was stolen away
He decided he didn't want it back
After all he had Bronies at his back
The older brony found the pegasister one winter
Tears leaked like sweat from a sprinter
The young brony rounded the corner
Three bronies brought together
