United: Brony rap

Going home the poor brony felt all alone

The only ones that knew his pain

Were the ones the "normals" called insane

Just waiting for the next episode

Hoping he would never ever explode

Little brother always looking up to him

Always waiting to see the familiar grin

Not knowing his older brother could never win

Pegasister feeling like she's been hit by a twister

Parents found her brony friends

Said she had to stop with all these crazy trends

Locked her phone

Didn't know that she was now alone

Friends that would listen

Friends that promised to wipe the tears that glistened

She tried to get back to being a "normal" gal

But it was hard to forget every brony pal

Young brony finding the show

Decided he would show his best friend

He wasn't expecting the harmful blow

Friend or not his friend said he was caught

Being a brony is like a disease

You will wait foot and hand for a release

He tried to say his friend had been deceived

That the show would never have him on his knees

His friend turned away that day, and never came back

But from that day, with the friendship that was stolen away

He decided he didn't want it back

After all he had Bronies at his back

The older brony found the pegasister one winter

Tears leaked like sweat from a sprinter

The young brony rounded the corner

Three bronies brought together