Twitch

"You have got to be kidding me!" here he was, The Great And Famous, and especially, the most handsome person on earth, and also known as Uchiha 'The Mighty' Sasuke, was hiding behind a bush

A rather small bush to be exact, and his head was sticking out like a sore thumb

Wonder why?

Well, let's just say Sasuke tried one of Naruto's jutsu, -I don't know! Ask him!-, don't ask why

Okay fine I'll say it!

Due to extreme boredom, he tried the Sexy no Jutsu, yes people, the Sexy no jutsu

But

There's a but

At the time he cancelled the jutsu-when Neji was about to pass by-he found himself in a very interesting predicament

Very interesting predicament

He shivered and hugged his body tighter and squeezed himself further into the bush

You see, by the time he cancelled said jutsu, he found himself

Read my lips

In

The

NUDE

Never thought that that jutsu could also cancel your clothes

'Damn that dobe, I'm gonna get him later' he gulped the spit forming in his mouth and looked from his right, then from his left, he crawled as quickly as possible behind the low bushes until he finally reached his apartment quietly

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" well, there were few females who seriously got anemia due to the severe nosebleed they had experienced

He quickly shot his door tight and sighed in relief, he quickly went to his bedroom and changed into his usual clothes

Then he decided to go out from the world again and walked the street coolly, as if nothing happened

Meanwhile...a laughing Naruto and a giggling Sakura was camouflage into a tree, Naruto pulled down the disguise while Sakura held a camera, with Sakura's Naked picture in it

"NARUTO YOU'RE A GENIUS!" said boy grinned, Sakura gave him the thumbs up while her right nostril shed a fair amount of blood

Sakura stared at the picture once again and squealed in delight

"HEEEEEEEE!" she fainted afterwards



AHH! I know crack much? Haha...i know –sighs- anyway, got my inspiration frm that one chapter in the Manga XD and I think you people know what chapter that is –shifty eyes-. Well...since that hell's gonna break loose for me tomorrow...might as well leave a humor fic while I still can...and while I'm still alive

Anyway! I appreciate the review...flames are okay(I'm kidding)...I get that a lot

R&R

Ao Ame

Arigatou Gozaimashita
Sayonara Minna-san!