Twitch
"You have got to be kidding me!" here he was, The Great And Famous, and especially, the most handsome person on earth, and also known as Uchiha 'The Mighty' Sasuke, was hiding behind a bush
A rather small bush to be exact, and his head was sticking out like a sore thumb
Wonder why?
Well, let's just say Sasuke tried one of Naruto's jutsu, -I don't know! Ask him!-, don't ask why
Okay fine I'll say it!
Due to extreme boredom, he tried the Sexy no Jutsu, yes people, the Sexy no jutsu
But
There's a but
At the time he cancelled the jutsu-when Neji was about to pass by-he found himself in a very interesting predicament
Very interesting predicament
He shivered and hugged his body tighter and squeezed himself further into the bush
You see, by the time he cancelled said jutsu, he found himself
Read my lips
In
The
NUDE
Never thought that that jutsu could also cancel your clothes
'Damn that dobe, I'm gonna get him later' he gulped the spit forming in his mouth and looked from his right, then from his left, he crawled as quickly as possible behind the low bushes until he finally reached his apartment quietly
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" well, there were few females who seriously got anemia due to the severe nosebleed they had experienced
He quickly shot his door tight and sighed in relief, he quickly went to his bedroom and changed into his usual clothes
Then he decided to go out from the world again and walked the street coolly, as if nothing happened
Meanwhile...a laughing Naruto and a giggling Sakura was camouflage into a tree, Naruto pulled down the disguise while Sakura held a camera, with Sakura's Naked picture in it
"NARUTO YOU'RE A GENIUS!" said boy grinned, Sakura gave him the thumbs up while her right nostril shed a fair amount of blood
Sakura stared at the picture once again and squealed in delight
"HEEEEEEEE!" she fainted afterwards
AHH! I know crack much? Haha...i know –sighs- anyway, got my inspiration frm that one chapter in the Manga XD and I think you people know what chapter that is –shifty eyes-. Well...since that hell's gonna break loose for me tomorrow...might as well leave a humor fic while I still can...and while I'm still alive
Anyway! I appreciate the review...flames are okay(I'm kidding)...I get that a lot
R&R
Ao Ame
Arigatou
Gozaimashita
Sayonara Minna-san!
