Note: I don't own Ouran High School Host Club

Note: I don't own Ouran High School Host Club.

Worst Birthday

Kaoru woke up with a start to the cold wetness of the bed. Irritated, he turned on the lights, and looked at his watch. It was two forty two in the MORNING.

"Dammit, Hikaru, did you have another wet dream?!" Kaoru yelled at the sleeping, drooling twin.

"Kaoru, ah, please not there!" Hikaru moaned in his sleep. Then Hikaru giggled.

Kaoru was not pleased. Especially at two A.M. in the morning. Kaoru got out of bed and went to the bathroom. There he filled up a bucket full of icy cold water. He then came to the side of the bed and poured it onto Hikaru.

"!!" Hikaru got up with a start. "Kaoru, what was that for? You got the bed wet too!"

"It was wet before that because of you." Kaoru said.

The two twins decided to wash the bedsheets immediately and therefore brought it downstairs. However, when they opened their basement door…

"SURPRISE!" The whole host club was there.

Since it was basically all dark and the host club could only be seen by a few flickering candles, the twins got overly surprised by them. In fact, the host club scared the hell out of the twins.

It was then Kaoru realized that Hikaru peed his pants.

"Happy birthday, Kaoru and Hikaru!" Tamaki said cheerfully.

"CAKE! ENNN… ME WANT CAKE!" Honey-sempai whined.

"No cake yet," Mori said plainly.

Honey-sempai gave all of them the most cutest look every, "Nay, nay, cake."

"No cake yet," Mori repeated plainly.

"ME! WANT CAKE!!" Honey-sempai started to glare evilly at all of them.

"Honey-sempai, the cake would be coming very soon," Haruhi said quickly, afraid that Honey-sempai would throw a tantrum. Now THAT would definitely be not good.

"YAY!" Honey-sempai then turned sweetly to the twins, "Blow out the candles!"

"Yes! Blow out the candles!" Tamaki gave them his famous pose. However, being a stupid idiot as he is, he accidentally caught fire from the candles on the cake.

But don't worry… In the end, the twins blew out the candles… and the fire on Tamaki.