Someone asked me to put a Prologue to this oneshot and here you go!
Prologue
Inside a small and dimly lit room Kakuzu and Hidan were stood talking to a figure in the shadows.
"You two are to go to Kohona and steal a scroll of forbidden seals from the Hokage's office." The shadow, known as Leader-sama, ordered.
-x- Time skip -x-
"Kakuzu look at this." Hidan says, as he holds up a bottle containing glowing clear liquid, and Kakuzu continues looking through the bookcase not bothering to look up.
"Yeah, that's nice Hidan."
Said person decides to sit down on the floor cross legged. While bringing the bottle closer to his face to inspect it. Hmmm, it glows. So cool!
"Kakuzu? If it glows is it censored safe to drink?"
"Hmm, should be." He replies not even fully hearing the question.
"I'm thirsty so I'm going censored drink it."
"Okay Hidan. Once your done get back to looking for the scroll."
A few minutes later Kakuzu was stood straight and running the previous conversation through his head. Glowing, Safe to drink? Thirsty! Oh shit!'
He stood there for another few seconds, trying to figure how to get his body to work, then turned around just in time to see Hidan down the rest of the glowing liquid.
"Hidan you baka! Why did you drink it if it was glowing?"
"But, you censored said it was censored safe to drink it. Anyway, I feel censored fine!" After that short speech, Hidan, fainted.
-x- Time skip -x-
When Hidan came to, he was inside his and Kakuzu's shared room. Said person was lying next to him, with his arm thrown over Hidan's waist, and nuzzling his head into Hidan's neck.
Hidan decided to roll over so he was straddling Kakuzu, as he ran his hands over the mans bare chest.
"So what was in the censored bottle I drank?" He asked, as he was playing with Kakuzu's nipples, waiting for an answer.
"They don't know.." He lets out a small moan, ".. We have to wait and see if it has any side effects."
Kakuzu slides his hands up Hidan's thighs to his hips, and lightly massages there, before sliding them round to squeeze Hidan's bum, gaining a small squeak from the man.
"Dei-sempai, I didn't mean it!" Was all the couple heard before their bedroom door was thrown open and in came a ruffled up Tobi, due to the explosion that happened as he opened the door, and a few seconds later an angry Deidara.
Hidan's chin fell to his chest as he let out a small sign, "We always get censored interrupted."
Kakuzu just looked at the pair that just burst into his room and glared, "Get out of my room or I'll sue you!" And it happens again.
The pair left quickly, leaving the couple in the room. Who's mood was now shattered into a million pieces.
Kakuzu pulled Hidan to lay beside him and whispered in his ear, "We'll be able to do it one day with no interruptions."
He then gave the smaller man a quick peck on the lips before they went to sleep.
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