This is a ONESHOT!...Hey its Amy and Amy ONLY writing this by myself and this is dedicated to Sarah590! YOU ROCK SARAH! Its an attempt to make you all laugh. (lol) Read and enjoy Troy's diary.
Dear diary,
Today me and the gang played "Wheres Waldo?"
I found waldo hiding in my closet...I beat the shit out of him and stapled him to the floor. It turns out waldo was Dr. Philly in a waldo coustume. He told me not to use my anger with staples...so I stapled his mouth shut.
After that Zeke inspired me to bake. But it didn't work out to well. I tried baking an omlet and it make out as a pile off egg. So I made scrambled eggs. Zeke tried them and he threw up. But hey, you know what I always say: Never trust a skinny chef cause the home frys come from fat Bill-AY
You know whats weird? My aunt is psychic and she is dirt poor. You know you never see a headline "Psychic Wins Lottery". So if they are psychic why can't they win the lottery?
Ready I have a joke for you... Say "Hi" and when your done saying hi out loud coutinue to read.
Auto Response from Troy Bolton (2:34:05 PM): I am an alien from a faraway galaxy. I have transformed myself into this away message. As you are reading this, I am having sex with your eyeballs. I know you like it because you're smiling.
Ain't dat funnier then the fact that my dad pee's at 3:00 AM everyday?!
Yeah it is!
Anyway's my parents told me that I am "Retarded"...yeah right. My dad treats me like a baby he told me this weird joke. It goes like this, "What color is a burp?"
And I said I didn't know so my dad said "Burple."
At first I didn't understand but then I started laughing and I wet myself. My dad yeld at me for peeing on the floor. So I cried. Then he felt bad so he told me another joke. He asked me why 6 was afraid of 7 and then he said "Cause 7, 8, 9."
I got scared. Why would a number eat another number? It freaked me out. Its like saying why was Gabriella afriad of Sharpay...Cause Sharpay ate Taylor. I mean, imange sharpay swalling Taylor?! Its scary.
Well, I gotta go now, I have to sacrifice myself to the refrigarator gods to and/or pay the rent for my pregnant teenage girlfriend or get out of an aragnged marrige.
JK, JK.
Wow, I hate writing it capitols, its difficult.
Lol.
Anyways, I have a birthday party to go to and I want an end slice of the cake!
For Now,
Troy Bolton...
Did you guys think it was funny? I hated it. If you thought it was funny i'll update it.
Amy :-D
