"What are you making?" Rodney asked entering Shepards bedroom, they'd been in Atlantis for little over five years now and things were more or less normal. In the sense of people making a actual working lightsaber. Why somebody stupid would make one of them was beyond Rodney to think of why. But then again Teyla was able to make a good working weapon.... But then again with Sheppard, anything was possible. Even death

"Hey McKay, didn't hear you enter, been busy." John said placing the cover of his weapon over the internal piece and putting the grip together, "What do you want?"

"How in the hell can you make these things and not get killed?" Rodney asked looking at John like he'd just gone swimming in a acid leak, "Don't you know that Lightsabers are myth?"

"Sure they are myth, but then again anything is possible in Pegasus" John said.

"True, but that doesn't mean you can make a lightsaber, Haven't you read up on the making of such a waepon yet? From what I know only Jedi with a connection to what they call as the Force, can make one, the only way it'll work right you know."

"You'd been watching too much AtomFilms Rodney, beat it, I'm gonna test this thing out." John said holding the weapon away and turning it on, the dark green blade came to life, looking a hell of a lot like dead grass on a stick that glowed with energy.

"Well, it works, but that doesn't make you a Jedi Sheppard remeber that!" Rodney said before backing out the door, "Also, never point it at your self and turn it on, I'd hate to see what happens after you kill youself again."

"I was fed on Rodney, that is long over now." John said making a move towards rodney to get him with the saber. Rodney backtracked fast and took off to his own lab to make his own weapon, asking befor he left, "Where'd you get the crystals for it?"

Within a week every SGA Team member had a lightsaber, the colors ranging from pour white to bright pink to red. But then not many people used them rightly for the first time, thankfully nobody lost a major body part on the first try off world, wherein the lightsabers came in very handy against a hungry T Rex.

It was soon clear that the IOA did not want to know why in the hell the military was now going into several different fandoms besides football and college basketball. Thankfully they didn't ask any questions, so they did not know of the new two hundred so called Jedi teams going off world from Atlantis daily and weekey, though many expidtion members complained on the triop to Earth on the Daedalus that they felt naked without their robes.

The End