A/N: Oh my Pork!!! It's a snow day! Yey! So, here's my new fanfiction, which was spawned from my boredom. And this was based on my crazy dream a week ago, and also on my everyday experiences. Naruto does not belong to me, it belongs to Mashashi Kishimoto.


Okay. Let's start with my name. I'm Paula. I'm your typical American teenage girl, aged thirteen, going on fourteen. I'm Filipino. I am nearsighted. I'm an honors student. I'm probably the biggest Fall Out Boy fan in my school. Okay, you got that? Good. Oh! I forgot to add something. I'm secretly an otaku. Y'know, those people who are, like, obsessed with anime and manga. Yeah, that's me. Well, I've never been to an anime con, but it's not like you HAVE to go to one to be an otaku. So, I'm a typical kid by day, and an anime-obsessed freak of nature by night(no offense to my fellow otakus). Now let's talk about my anime-obsessed side. I. LOVE. NARUTO. Period. Did I not make myself clear? Don't worry, I also love Death Note, Bleach, . Yeah, I love all those mainstream stuff, and I'm proud. But still, Naruto has done something to my brain, I think. Because I want to be a ninja now. I mean, c'mon, who doesn't? The adventure, the excitement, yadda yadda yadda.

So, I was reading my manga one day, and was thinking my weirdish thoughts, and BOOM! This dark, vortex thingy appeared right in front of me! I was like, "Yay! Maybe this leads to Konoha!" I must have been high on something. I packed my skull-emblazoned backpack with clothes, water, my laptop, Ipod, and other random stuff(I brought a basketball with me...Yeah, I was high.). I believe I brought a BB gun wtih me. Like I always say: "When you can't throw shuriken, you shoot guns." Then, I wore comfortable sweatpants and a black shirt. I had to be as ninja-looking as I could, right? Well, I brought a skateboard for easy transportation, so would I be like a skater ninja? That would be sweet. Skating through the streets and forest, kickflipping my way into ninja fights! AWESOME! Ahem. Anyways, uh, I hopped into the vortex thingamabob and felt something heavy hit my head. Everything went dark. Then I thought: Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. Well, duh. I was high on Narucrack.

I heard voices. They were...strangely familiar, though I've never met the strangers before. Were they strangers? They tried to shake me awake, but I couldn't move. I felt my bag on top of me. I heard cries of, "Are you all right?" Then, I fell unconscious again. I woke up, from what I assume, a few hours later, in a hospital. I switched my gaze from the ceiling to the left and right of me, and I almost screamed of fangirlishness and fright. I saw my favorite Naruto characters at my bedside.

"Hey. Are you all right?" This calm, cool voice said. Oh. My. POOOORK!, I thought. Haha, Mother 3 reference. It was Kakashi Hatake. THE awesomest guy in the whole series. The CHUCK NORRIS of Naruto.

"I, uh...er. I-I'm fine." I stammered. Being right next to Kakashi Hatake was, for me, being next to the President. Or JESUS. Whichever fits.

"Well, if you were lying in the middle of the street, you don't seem FINE." Another really familiar voice said. It was Naruto. He was still in his pre-Shippuden attire. So, I was in either the filler arc(Dear God, no!), or before Sasuke left.

"Well, look, I don't have a fever as far as I know, I'm not throwing up, and hmmm....DO YOU SEE ME BLEEDING?!?" I practically yelled. Naruto shrunk in his seat.

"Uh, no." Naruto muttered. I nodded.

"Well, good." I said, smirking.

"Well, if you had the energy to yell at Naruto, then, chances are, you're fine." Someone said form the doorway. It was Tsunade, laughing to herself. "Yah, now can I get out?" I asked. Kakashi shook his head. "Not until we ask you a few questions."

I laughed. "Okay, ask me anything." I said.

"What are you doing here?" Tsunade asked.

"Uhhh. Well, I-erm." I stammered. Well, I couldn't tell them that I come from a parallel universe, where everyone is...Oh, I don't know...THREE DIMENSIONAL!

"I came here to become a ninja because...I heard about this place, and I ran away from home!" I lied. Luckily, I'm a good liar. I don't use my skills that often, though. Besides, that statement was half-true, wasn't it?

"Who are you?" Naruto asked. I sighed.

"Well, you could have asked that first! Let's see, my name is Paula. I'm 13 years old. There, got that?" I replied.

"Where are your parents?" Kakashi questioned. I pretended to look sad. If my background was sad, then they'd HAVE to believe me!

"They died from an attack on our village. I was 9." I muttered 'sadly'. Thank God for 2 years of drama club!

"I'm sorry," Naruto said. "What's all this stuff?" he asked, pulling out my Ipod and BB Gun.

"My stuff. Where I come from, we're, uh, technologically advanced. So we get all this cool stuff." I replied quickly, taking my Ipod. I put one headphone to my ear, and Kakashi snatched it right away.

"OI! It plays music, not, like, sends messages. That's what a cell phone does. Whore." I said angrily, taking back my beloved Ipod. I can't go anywhere without it.

"No need to swear." Kakashi said, putting his hands up in surrender. "Let me hear." He said, taking the other earphone and putting it up to his ear. The song, '20 Dollar Nose Bleed' by Fall Out Boy was playing.

"This is kind of catchy." The Copy Ninja said, tapping a finger in time to the beat. Naruto snickered, taking the headphone from my hear. "I wanna hear!" he said.

"No! Fuck off." I screamed. I snatched back my headphones.

"Whoa. Feisty." Kakashi chuckled. I glared at him. Damn, they were assholes in real life! I poked his chest in a sort of menacing way.

"You better watch yourself, Copy Ninja." I growled.

"How did you know who I was?" Kakashi asked. His expression turned stern. Crap! I gave myself away!

"I did my research before coming here." I replied quickly. I turned to Tsunade. "Now can I go?" I asked desperately.

"Well, do you have a place to sleep?" Tsunade asked. She frowned.

"Uh, no." I replied. I'd forgotten about that.

"Then, you will bunk with Kakashi." The Hokage said, pointing to the Copy Ninja.

"What?!?" Kakashi and I yelled. Inside, I was excited, yet angry at the same time. "Dude, what?!?" I yelled. Naruto laughed in hysterics.

"Shuttup, bitch." I growled at Naruto. "No swearing!" Kakashi said.

"What if I want to? Ass." I said. Waitasec, did I just call my favorite Naruto character an ass? What the hell?

"Fine. And, by the way, your training starts tomorrow." Kakashi sighed, motioning for me to follow him. I shrugged, and did so. On the way to his house it was...kinda quiet. Okay, maybe not 'kinda'...A LOT quiet.

"Wait, what training again?" I asked, tugging on Kakashi's vest.

"You said you wanted to be a ninja, didn't you? By the way, your pants are too long." Kakashi said. Oh...riiight. Wow, I'm slow. I frowned.

"What do you mean by 'your pants are too long'? I'm perfectly comfortable in these!" I argued indignantly. Kakashi chuckled to himself.

"Well, for one, they look too big on you, and two, you're going to trip over your own feet." He said. Just as he said that, I tripped when I stepped on my own pant leg. Speak of the devil. Kakashi laughed as I glared at him.

"W-well what about those books you're reading, huh?!? You were reading one at my bedside, and trust me, I KNOW what those are about. PERVERT!" I yelled.

"Hey, these are actually good books when you actually READ them!" Kakashi said. I could tell his voice was growing louder. Haha, I love it when he gets angry, I thought. So, I provoked him.

"Oh! So when's porn a good thing? NEWSFLASH! That could count for sexual harassment!" I said. Kakashi glared at me as we stopped in front of the door of his apartment building.

"How the hell would that count for sexual harassment?!?" Kakashi growled.

"I dunno, but it's still wrong!" I growled back. Now our face were inches away from each other in anger.

"You make a horrible lawyer!" Kakashi said.

"You suck in real life!" I replied.

"What did you say?" Kakashi said. His voice toned down in confusion when I said, 'in real life.' Crap! I gave myself away again. At this rate, I'd be busted in a week!

"I said, 'YOU SUCK ASS!'" I yelled. We took an elevator up to his room in silence, but the tension that filled the air in that elevator could be heard a mile away. Kakashi and I entered the apartment. And it was tiny. So much for a bachelor's pad.

"Your bachelor's pad sucks." I remarked. Kakashi frowned at me, setting out blankets on a nearby couch.

"Since when is my apartment a 'bachelor's pad'?" Kakashi asked, cocking an eyebrow.

"Well, you're obviously a bachelor, since you're addicted to porn and can't...get to do certain stuff in real life." I said. Kakashi's eyes flashed in anger.

"I can, too!" he yelled cried indignantly. Well, he knew what I meant by, 'do certain stuff.'

"Well, as far as I know, there's no girlfriend or wife living here, as far as I'm concerned. Unless you're one of those crazy guys who lock their wife in closets and rape them on a daily basis. I wouldn't be surprised!" I said. Wow...What was I SAYING? But, still...I have the natural talent to annoy people, if I wanted to or not. Wait, would that be a curse or a talent?

"Okay...WHAT?!?" Kakashi said.

"Let's make a bet: You give up those Icha Icha books, find a girlfriend, and...you know." I said. Kakashi put his hands on his hips and leaned in towards me.

"Yeah? And YOU give up that music player thingy of yours, and become a serious shinobi!" he said. I looked up in thought. Give up my Ipod? That was going to be harsh. But, that was a bet, and I didn't want Kakashi to become a perverted old man who has no proper sex life. Hey, he's my favorite character, remember?

"It's a done deal!" I cried. I held out my hand to shake. Kakashi shook it.

"Deal."

And, that, my friends, was only the beginnning of my crazy visit to Konoha.