Disclaimer: I do not own Yoda, Mace Windu, Kit Fisto, the Jedi Council Room or anything else, sadly. Farted, I have

Jedi Council room, years before The Revenge of the Sith…

"Ah, Mace Windu, problems, have you?" asked Yoda.

"Nope, not one."

"Sure, are you?"

"I'm as sure about that as I'm sure about the fact that you're a little green midget who talks weird."

Yoda glared at Mace Windu.

"Idiot, you are," he said.

"Everybody just shut the F up!" Yelled Kit Fisto.

"You shut up!" Yoda and Mace Windu yelled in unison.

Suddenly an acrid smell filled the air.

"Who the F farted!" yelled Kit Fisto.

"Using bad language, you must stop," said Yoda.

"You… It was you who farted!" yelled Kit Fisto.

"Farted, I did," said Yoda "Problem with that, have, you?"

"Are you kidding, of course we have a problem with that!" Kit Fisto and Mace Windu yelled in unison. They drew their lightsabers. Yoda drew his and Swish! Swash! Kit Fisto and Mace Windu were chopped to pieces, their intestines and internal organs spilled out onto the carpet.

"Farted, I have" said Yoda.

Authors Note: I Know it doesn't make any sense (Kit Fisto and Mace Windu were killed by Emperor Palpatine!) But Hey! It's a parody! (And just because I made a parody of Star Wars doesn't mean I don't like it! I love Star Wars, I'm like a geek, dude! God!) Please Review.