EPISODE 1- WELCOME TO HELL
NARRATOR: IN A TOWN CALLED COOLSVILLE THERE IS A GIANT STORE, WHERE EVERYONE GOES TO SHOP, AS MOST OTHER STORES HAVE BEEN TAKEN OUT IN ITS PATH..AND THE PEOPLE ON EARTH HAVE TO GO HERE IN ORDER TO SURVIVE.. AS IT HOLDS ALL THE TOOLS FOR SURVIVAL...AT A VERY LOW AND CHEAP PRICE..MAGIC MART
THE STORE IS GIGANTIC.. ITS THE SIZE OF A CASTLE, THERES GIANT CHIMINEYS ON TOP OF THE STORE, WITH BLACK SMOKE POORING OUT..THERES A GIANT SIGN ON THE BUILDING THAT SAYS MAGIC MART..THERES A SMALL BLACK CAT WALKING THREW THE PARKING LOT..
(INSIDE) INSIDE IS A GIANT SUPER CENTER/GROCERY STORE WITH A SUBSHOP INSIDE THE FRONT OF THE STORE, WHICH IS CLOSED...
(SOMEWHERE IN ELECTRONICS) 2 SHADY GUYS ARE LOOKING AROUND... THEY HAVE A GIANT BUGGY OF GAMES...THEY RUN TO THE FRONT OF THE STORE A GUST OF WIND PASSES THEM...THEY STOP
THUG: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
THUG 2: I DONT KNOW..BUT KEEP GOING YOU IDIOT!
THEY TAKE OFF..THEY GET TO THE FRONT OF THE STORE..THE GUST OF WIND RUSHES IN FRONT OF THEM..A SILHOUETTE OF A MAN APPEARS..
THUG 2: WHAT IS THAT?!
THE MAN STEPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS..THE MAN IS 6FT TALL WITH LONG BROWN CURLY HAIR, HE HAS ON A BLACK TRENCH COAT BLACK T SHIRT WHITE WRESTLING BOOTS, A SUPER HERO MASK ON AND A BLACK COWBOY HAT..HE IS CAPTAIN COOL AGE 18..
THUG: WHO ARE YOU?!
CAP: I AM SHERIFF COOL...AND YOUR STEALING MAGIC MARTS MERCHANDISE
THUG: YA...AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?
CAP THROWS OFF HIS TRENCH COAT, HE HAS 16 GUNS HOLSTERD ON HIS SIDES
THUG 2: THATS ALOT OF GUNS
THUG: NO MATTER..IT DOSNT MATTER HOW MANY GUNS YOU GOT..ALL THAT MATTERS IS WHOS THE FASTEST
THE THUG PULLS OUT A PISTOL AND POINTS IT AT CAPTAIN COOL
THUG: NOW DIE!
THE THUG SHOOTS AT CAPTAIN COOL..CAPTAIN COOL DISAPEARS...
THUG: WHAT THE?
CAPTAIN COOL APPEARS BEHIND THE THUG, HE GRABS HIM BY THE BACK OF HIS NECK AND PUTS HIM IN A CHOKE HOLD, HE PUTS A GUN TO HIS HEAD...THE THUG STARTS TO SWEAT..THUG 2 PULLS OUT HIS GUN AND POINTS IT AT CAPTAIN COOL..
THUG: BRO! BRO! DONT SHOOT! PLEASE!
THUG 2: I CAN HIT HIM
THUG 2 SHOOTS AT CAP.. CAP PUSHES THE THUG INTO THE SHOT AND THE BULLET GOES THREW HIS HEAD...THUG 2 JAW DROPS
THUG 2: NO..BRO..IM-
CAP SHOOTS THUG 2 6 TIMES IN HIS CHEST...THUG 2 FALLS TO THE GROUND DEAD...
CAP: LISTEN SHOPERS OF MAGIC MART...IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT STEALING OUR MERCHANDISE..I SHERIFF COOL WILL SHOOT YOU ALL DOWN!
CUSTOMERS: YEAH SHERIFF COOL STOPPED MORE BAG GUYS!
GIRL CUSTOMER: I WANT TO HAVE HIS BABY!
SHERIFF: HAHAHAHA REALLY... I MEAN OKAY..I GUESS..
SHERIFF COOL QUICKLY STARTS GETTING UNDRESSED
(INSIDE CAPS ROOM) CAPTAIN COOL IS ASLEEP IN HIS BED..HE HAS ON A BLUE SHIRT AND WEIRD AL PAJAMAS ON WITH HIS SUPER HERO MASK..
CAP: (SLEEP TALKING) NO.. I WANT TO HAVE HIS BABY FIRST HEHEHE..
CAPS FACE STARTS TURNING RED.. CAPS DOOR OPENS..A WOMAN WALKS IN, SHE HAS SHORT BROWN HAIR..SHES FRANKIE AGE 36..
FRANKIE: CAPTAIN COOL..ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR FIRST DAY AT WORK?
CAP COOL REMAINS ASLEEP..
FRANKIE: CAPTAIN COOL? ... WAKE THE FUCK UP!
CAP COOL WAKES UP..
FRANKIE: TIME TO GO TO WORK..
CAP: OHHH SHIT
(TIME ELASP) CAP IS IN HIS BATHROOM LOOKING IN THE MIRROR..HE HAS ON A BLUE TSHIRT, BLUE JEANS, HIS SUPER HERO MASK AND BLACK SNEAKERS..
CAP: THIS..IS ..GOING TO SUCK
(TIME ELASP) 9:59PM, FRANKIE AND CAPTAIN COOL ARE DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD..FRANKIE IS DRIVING..
FRANKIE: ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT YOUR FIRST DAY AT WORK?
CAP: NO..NO IM NOT
FRANKIE: WELL.. YOU'LL GET USED TO IT
CAP: HAHA..IM NOT GONNA BE HERE LONG..IM GONNA BE FAMOUS
FRANKIE: YEAH GOOD LUCK WITH THAT
THE MAGIC MART COMES INTO SIGHT..THE SONG ONE WINGED ANGEL BY NOBUO UEMATSU STARTS PLAYING
CAP: WELL THAT CANT BE GOOD
SONG: SEPHIROTH!
CAP: MAN YOU KNOW YOUR JOB IS GOING TO SUCK WHEN YOU HEAR THIS AS YOUR PULLING INTO WORK...
THEY PARK THE CAR..THEY GET OUT OF THE CAR..CAP LOOKS UP AT THE MAGIC STORE
SONG: SEPHIROTH (SONG ENDS)
FRANKIE: ARE YOU READY?
CAP: I GUESS..
THEY WALK TOWARDS THE STORE..A BLACK CAT WALKS IN FRONT OF THEM..IT STOPS AND LOOKS AT THEM..
CAP: THATS THE CAT FROM MY DREAM.
THE CAT RUNS AWAY
FRANKIE: OH YEAH..SHES BEEN HERE LONGER THEN I HAVE.. SO MAKE SURE YOU KEEP AN EYE ON HER..
CAP: DOES SHE HAVE A NAME?
FRANKIE: NO..
CAP: IM GOING TO NAME HER...LUNA
(TIME ELASP) (INSIDE A BATHROOM) CAPTAIN COOL IS STARING INTO A MIRROR HOLDING A MOP..
CAP: ALRIGHT..WERE ONLY GOING TO BE HERE SIX MONTHS AT MOST..
A MAN IN A MAGIC MART VEST WALKS IN HE HAS SLICK BACK HAIR AND IS MUSCULAR HES JOHNNY
JOHNNY: HEY CAPTAIN COOL..YOU UHH DONE IN HERE BECAUSE I GOT TO TAKE A SHIT...
CAP: UHH NOT REALLY I GOT FINI-
JOHNNY: WELL IM GOING TO TAKE A SHIT ANYWAYS..SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN DAYDREAMING
JOHNNY WALKS TO ONE OF THE STALLS..
CAP: WELL IM DONE IN HERE...
CAP WALKS OUT WITH A MOP AND BUCKET..(TIME ELASP) CAP PUTS THE MOP AND BUCKET IN A MAITENANCE CLOSET...INSIDE IS 3 SCRUBBERS, THERES A MAN WORKING ON THE DRIVINGONE, HE HAS A GREY AFRO AND A JUMP SUITE, HES FRANK AGE 57...
FRANK: HEY CAPTAIN COOL... HAVE YOU GATHERED UP THE SHOPING CARTS YET..
CAP: I DID WHEN I FIRST GOT HERE..
FRANK: MIKE IN MAITENANCE SAID ITS BAD AGAIN..
CAP: WHO?
FRANK: CAN YOU GATHER THEM UP PLEASE
CAP SHRUGS
CAP: ALRIGHT
(OUTSIDE IN A GIANT PARKING LOT) THERE ARE BUGGIES SCATTERD EVERYWHERE
CAP: (INNER MONOLOGUE) MY NAME IS CAPTAIN COOL..IM A JANITOR AT THE WORLDS BIGGEST SHOPING CENTER..MAGIC MART..IVE BEEN WORKING HERE FOR ONE DAY NOW..AND IT TOTALLY BLOWS
CAP PUTS IN SOME HEADPHONES
CAP: TIME TO JAM OUT...
THE SONG PERFECT DAY BY LOU REED COMES ON.. CAP SLAMS SOME BUGGIES TOGETHER.. (TIME ELASP) CAP PUSHES SOME BUGGIES INSIDE..
(TIME ELASP) CAP SLAMS MORE BUGGIES TOGETHER (TIME ELASP) HE PUSHES SOME MORE INSIDE (TIME ELASP) CAP PUSHES MORE BUGGIES INSIDE (TIME ELASP) CAP PUSHES SOME BUGGIES INSIDE (TIME ELASP) CAP DRIVES A ELECTRIC SCOOTER INSIDE (TIME ELASP) CAP SEES THE LAST TWO BUGGIES FROM THE LONG PARKING LOT.. CAP WALKS OVER TO THEM (TIME ELASP) CAP HAS A BUGGY ON EACH SIDE OF HIM, HE STARTS RUNNING REALLY FAST..HE JUMPS UP AND PUTS HIS FEETT ON THE BOTTOM OF ONE THE CARTS...HE TAKES OFF, HE LIFTS HIS HANDS UP IN THE AIR..CAP CLOSES HIS EYES
SONG: ITS SUCH A PERFECT DAY
CAP OPENS HIS EYES A WHITE VAN DRIVES INTO HIM (SONG ENDS) AND HE FLIES BACK 30 FEET ON THE GROUND, CAP FLIPS ON THE GROUND..HE STOPS..
HIS BODY IS COVERED IN BRUISES.. (CAPS POV) EVERYTHING IS BLURRY..A MAN STANDS OVER HIM IN A JUMP SUITE AND A MOE HOWARD HAIRCUT, HES MIKE IN MAITENANCE..HE KICKS CAP IN THE FACE KNOCKING HIM OUT..
(TIME ELASP) CAP WAKES UP IN A SMALL BED...HIS SHIRT IS OFF AND HES COVERED IN BANDAGES... A BLONDE WOMAN IS THERE STANDING OVER HIM..SHE IS LISA AGE 49...
LISA: YOU OKAY CAPTAIN COOL
CAP: AM..AM I IN A HOSPITAL
LISA: NO..WERE IN THE MAGIC STORE INFIRMARY.. SABRINA WANTED ME TO BANDAGE YOU UP AND SEND YOU BACK TO GET THOSE LAST TWO CARTS...AND THIS COUNTS AS YOUR LAST BREAK..
CAP: HOW KIND OF HER...
LISA: WHAT HAPPENED...
CAP: I UHH..WAS HIT BY A WHITE VAN
LISA: THERE WAS NO VAN NEAR YOU WHEN I FOUND YOU...
(FLASH BACK OF THE MAN KICKING HIM IN THE FACE)
CAP: IT WAS SOME GUY..WITH A MOE HOWARD HAIR CUT..
LISA: UHH.. MIKE?
CAP: WHO?
LISA: THAT GUY?
LISA POINTS AT THE DOOR..MIKE IN MAITENANCE IS WATCHING THEM FROM OUTSIDE THE DOOR WINDOW..
CAP: THATS..MIKE IN MAITENANCE?
(TIME ELASP) CAP GOES BACK OUTSIDE...HE GOES TO THE LAST TWO BUGGIES...
CAP: HOW DARE SOMEONE HIT THE SHERIFF..I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE.
CAP GRABS THE LAST TWO BUGGIES...AND SLAMS THEM TOGETHER...THIS JANITOR BUSSINESS IS GETTING OLD!
(TIME ELASP) CAP IS PUSHING A TRASH BIN THREW THE GROCERY SIDE..HE LOOKS OVER AT THE FROZEN SECTION, HE SEES A GUY IN A BLACK LEATHER JACKET A BLACK MOHAWK GLASSES A BLACK BAND T SHIRT AND RIPPED UP JEANS...HES MIKEY AGE 21..CAP KEEPS GOING ON THE NEXT ISLE STALKING ANOTHER FROZEN ISLE IS A MUSCULAR BALD BLACK GUY, HES LAQUINTON AGE 25..CAP KEEPS GOING ON THE NEXT ISLE IS A GIRL IN A BLACK LEATHER JACKET WITH SPIKES ON THE SHOULDER, SHE HAS BLACK HAIR AND RIPPED UP JEANS SHES CARA AGE 22.. CAP KEEPS GOING... ON THE NEXT ISLE IS A 4FT TALL WOMAN WITH BROWN HAIR, LONG FINGER NAILS AND POINTY EARS.. AND LONG FANGS COMING OUT OF HER MOUTH, SHES CAROLIN AGE 56
CAP: EEEHHH
CAP KEEPS GOING A MAN JUMPS OUT AT CAP, CAP JUMPS UP IN THE AIR AND SCREAMS,
CAP: UHHHH...WHAT THE FUCK
BRENT: IM BRENT..
BRENT HAS BROWN CURLY HAIR A BUSHY BEARD OVERALLS WITH A BLUE SHIRT UNDERNEATH AND BROWN BOOTS...
BRENT: HI CAPTAIN COOL
CAP: OH HEY BRENT..
BRENT: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE NEW LEGEND OF ZELDA GAME...YOU CAN GO THREW THE CRACKS IN THE WALL...
CAP: YES..IVE SEEN SOME VIDEOS OF IT ON YOUTUBE
BRENT: HEY..HEY WANNA HEAR A JOKE
CAP: NOOO!
BRENT: HOW DO YOU FIND WILL SMITH IN THE SNOW? HAHAHA
CAP: OKAY...
BRENT: WANT TO SEE SOMETHING COOL?
COOL: NOOOOO!
BRENT UNHOOKS HIS OVERALLS
COOL: NO! NOOO! NOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOO!
BRENTS OVERALLS FALL DOWN TO HIS WAISTE...HE LIFTS UP HIS SHIRT...A ALIEN FACE STRECHES OUT FROM THE INSIDE OF BRENTS CHEST
ALIEN: GRAAAAAAAA
CAP: GAAAAAAAA! WHAT IS THAT THING!
BRENT: ITS MY HERNIA
CAP: THATS NO HERNIA!
BRENT: SURE IT IS..I LOOKED UP THE SYMPTONS IN A BOOK
CAP: OKAY I GOT TO GO
CAP WALKS OFF... HE WALKS PAST THE CERAL ISLE, THERE IS A SHORT OLD MAN WHOSE GREY, HES GOT NO HAIR ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD...HE LOOKS OVER AT CAPTAIN COOL WITH HIS LIFELESS GREY EYES..HES BILL
CAP: IS..THAT.. A ZOMBIE
FRANKIE WALKS NEXT TO CAP..
FRANKIE: THATS BILL..HES NOT A ZOMBIE..PROBABLY..
(TIME ELASP) CAP IS NOW WALKING THREW ELECTRONIC SECTION WITH THE TRASH BIN..A TALL YOUNG LOOKING GUY WALKS UP TO CAP..HE HAS ON A BLUE BEANIE A BLACK COAT A BLUE T SHIRT A BELT AND BLUE JEANS AND GLASSES, HE HAS A GOTEE AND A MUSTACHE HES KENNETH
KENNETH: WOAH WATCH IT..YOUR THE NEW GUY CAPTAIN COOL...SO BE CAREFUL NEXT TIME..YOU COULD OF WALKED INTO MY BUBBLE OF SPACE...YOU SEE THATS WHERE I KEEP..MY PERFECT FACE..
KENNETH FACE GLISTENS AS HE RUBS IT...
CAP: YEAH YEAH I GOT IT!
KENNETH: YOU KNOW CAPTAIN COOL..IF YOU WANT TO GET A GIRLFRIEND..MAYBE YOU SHOULD DITCH THAT STUPID HERO THING AND BECOME A REAL GENTLEMAN
CAP: I COULD HAVE A GIRL FRIEND
KENNETH: NO YOU DON'T..NOW TRY THIS OUT ON SOME LADIES
EVERYTHING GOES DARK..A SPOTLIGHT SHINES DOWN ON KENNETH AND HE HAS A ROSE IN HIS MOUTH
KENNETH: HELLO MAM..MIND IF I COME IN...YOU
CAP: (VOICE ONLY) YEAH I WOULD GET ARRESTED
THE LIGHTS COME ON AND KENNETH DROPS THE ROSE..
KENNETH: SURE.. I GUESS IT'S NOT FOR EVERYONE.. IM FORCED TO HOLD DOWN A ARMY OF LADIES.. EVERY DAY
CAP: HEY..MAYBE YOU SHOULD FIND ONE GIRL AND STICK WITH HER
KENNETH: WELL.. YOU SEE I JUST CANT...THERES SO MANY PRETTY ONES I JUST CANT STICK WITH ONE HEHEHE
CAP: ...YOU MIGHT REGRET THAT ONE DAY
KENNETH: YOU FOOL.. KENNETH NEVER HAS REGRETS..
(TIME ELASP) 7AM, CAP IS IN THE BACK OF THE STORE..HE GETS TO THE TIME CLOCK COVERED IN DIRT AND BRUISES...HE CLOCKS OUT...
CAP: FINALLY... I CAN GO HOME
FRANKIE WALKS UP NEXT TO CAP..
FRANKIE: READY TO GO HOME
CAP: YEAH...
(TIME ELASP) 9AM. CAP IS IN HIS ROOM ASLEEP...HIS DOOR SLOWLY OPENS...A GIANT SILHOUETTE WALKS IN HIS ROOM...IT HAS RED EYES
SILHOUETTE: CAAAPTAIIN COOOOLL WAKE UPPP
CAP LEANS UP...HE RUBS HIS EYES
CAP: HUH?
THE SILHOUETTE TURNS A LIGHT SWITCH ON..IT REVEALS A 400 POUND SAMOAN MAN, WITH SHORT CURLY HAIR HIPSTER GLASSES.. HE HAS ON A BLACK SHIRT AND JEANS..HES VJ AGE 18...
VJ: CAPTAIN COOL ITS TIME TO GO!
CAP: ...DAMN IT VJ I NEED TO SLEEP...
CAP LIES BACK DOWN TO SLEEP...
VJ: CHINESE?
CAP LEANS BACK UP...
CAP: YEAH OKAY LETS GO...WAIT HOW DID YOU GET HERE
VJ: I DIDNT TELL YOU...
(OUTSIDE) VJ IS STANDING IN FRONT OF A CHEVY TRAIL BLAZER
VJ: I GOT A NEW CAR!
CAP: HUH! THATS SO COOL...
VJ: I CALL HER...THE SIN EATER!
CAP: OKAY YEAH THEN..LETS JUST GO EAT
(TIME ELASP) THE SONG FLY ROUTINE BY HOSTILE GROOVE COMES ON.. AT A GIANT STREET WITH A GIANT HILL THE SIN EATER FLIES OVER THE HILL AT TOP SPEEDS IT LANDS DOWN... VJS GRINNING AS HE DRIVES AND CAPTAIN COOL IS PALE AND SCREAMING...
(INSIDE THE CAR) CAP IS CRYING... CAP LOOKS OVER AND HE SEES A PRISON BUS... HE SEES A PRISONER LOOKING AT HIM THREW THE WINDOW
CAP: TAKE ME WITH YOU! (SONG ENDS)
(TIME ELASP) CAP AND VJ ARE INSIDE A CHINESE BUFFET
VJ: SO HOWS MAGIC MART
CAP: I GOT HIT BY A VAN YESTERDAY
VJ: YEAH..WELL...IM STILL LOOKING FOR A JOB..
CAP: I THOUGHT YOU HAD A JOB...WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR JOB AS A SECURITY AT THAT SCHOOL
VJ: WELL..NOT WHAT HAD A HAPPENED WAS
(FLASH BACK) OUTSIDE A SCHOOL THERES A LARGE CROWD OF KIDS YELLING FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT, TWO KIDS ARE FIGHTING.. VJ IS IN THE CROWD DRESSED AS A SECURITY OFFICER
VJ: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.
ONE OF THE KIDS GETS KNOCKED OUT AND THE KIDS CHEER
VJ: OHHHH DAMN YOU GOT KNOCKED THE HELL OUT! HAHAHA
A TALL WOMEN WITH GLASSES WALKS OVER TO VJ
LADY: UMM VJ..ARNT YOU THE SECURITY GAURD
VJ: YEAH
LADY: THEN WHY DIDNT YOU BREAK UP THIS FIGHT
VJ: I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS HAPPENING..I JUST GOT HERE
LADY: FROM WHERE I WAS STANDING..IT LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE ENCOURAGING THE FIGHT
VJ: NOOOOOOOO...I WAS SAYING STOP THAT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT...SO I SEE HOW YOU CAN THINK THAT
A KID WALKS OVER TO VJ
KID: HERE VJ..IM A MAN OF MY WORD..HERES THE 5 BUCKS.. MY GUY LOST AFTER ALL
VJ: UHHHHHHH...SHIT?
LADY: SHIT WOULD BE RIGHT
(BACK TO REAL TIME) CAP: WELL..SHIT SON
A ASIAN MAN WALKS OVER, HE HAS ON A RED VEST A WHITE TSHIRT AND GLASSES HES MR WANG AGE 42
WANG: OH HERRO... IM..
MR WANG LOOKS AT VJ..HIS EYES GET BIG
MR WANG: MOTHER OF GOD...
VJ: WHAT
MR WANG: UHH IT IS ALL YOU CAN EAT..BUT UHHH...PERHAPS RIMIT YOURSELF...
MR WANG WALKS OFF
VJ: HE DIDNT EVEN ASKED WHAT WE WANTED TO DRINK..HE JUST CAME HERE TO INSULT ME
(TIME ELASP) CAP AND VJ ARE LAUGHING... CAP HAS 3 EMPTEY PLATES... AND VJ HAS 9 EMPTEY PLATES
VJ: WELL I GOTS TO POOP...
CAP LOOKS OVER A CUTE BLONDE GIRL IS LOOKING AT HIM SMILING..CAP SMILES BACK...VJ STACKS ALL HIS PLATES ON TOP OF CAPS...
VJ GOES TO THE BATHROOM..THERES A CUTE BLACK HAIRED GIRL SITTING WITH THE BLONDE GIRL..
BLACK HAIRED GIRL: OH MY GOD LOOK HOW MUCH THAT LOSER IN THE MASK EAT.
CAP: HUH?
CAP LOOKS OVER AND SEES THE GIANT STACK OF PLATES NEXT TO HIM
CAP: NO..NO ITS THE OTHER GUYS PLATES I...
THE GIRLS GET UP AND LEAVE..
CAP: OHH CRAP
VJ COMES BACK WITH A PLATE OF CHICKEN...MR WANG IS WITH A CUTE ASIAN GIRL AT THE FRONT DESK..MR WANG IS LOOKING AT VJ
MR WANG: OHH ROOK AT HIM..HES A RIKE A RAWN MOWER!
VJ LOOKS OVER AT MR WANG..
VJ: WHY DO YOU HATE ME
MR WANG: OHH A GOOD DAY SIR
VJ: IM..IM STILL HERE..
MR WANG: HE WONT REAVE..HE AHH RIVES HERE NOW! HEY WHY DONT YOU START SETTING IT UP TO WHERE YOUR MAIL GETS SENT HERE...
VJ: WHY DO YOU HATE ME
MR WANG: YOU NEVER REAVE! YOU EAT EVERYTHING!
VJ: I...GRAAA..I GUESS WE BETTER GO
VJ AND CAP HEAD TO THE FRONT COUNTER...
MR WANG: WHOS A PAYING
VJ LOOKS AT CAPTAIN COOL
VJ: DUDE I JUST LOST MY JOB
CAP: THIS WAS YOUR IDEA! ...FINE
(TIME ELASP) CAP IS AT MAGIC MART, HE WALKS BACK AND FORTH IN ELECTRONICS...KENNETH WALKS OVER TO HIM...
KENNETH: AHHH MY FRIEND CAPTAIN COOL..WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
CAP: IM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO HIT ME WITH THERE VAN...
KENNETH: THERES NO WAY YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT NOW...
CAP SPINS AROUND AND IS WEARING A SHERLOCK HOLMES OUTFIT AND HAS A MAGNIFYING GLASS...
CAP: CAPTAIN COOL CAN NOT FIGURE OUT WHO DONE IT..BUT DETECTIVE COOL CAN!
KENNETH: OHH BROTHER...UGLY PEOPLE THINK THEY CAN DO IT ALL HAHAHAHA...
CAP: YOU KNOW KENNETH...SOMETHING CAN HAPPEN TO YOU ONE DAY AND MAKE YOU LOOK WEIRD.. OR WORSE
KENNETH STARTS LAUGHING...
KENNETH: THAT WILL BE THE DAY..
CAP: SO...NOW I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL I SOLVE THE CASE!
MIKE IN MAITENANCE WALKS BY
CAP: MIKE DID YOU HIT ME WITH A VAN
MIKE STOPS...
MIKE: YUP
MIKE WALKS OFF
CAP: ANOTHER CASE CLOSED FOR DETECTIVE COOL...WAIT..WHY DID YOU HIT ME WITH A VAN!
MIKE IS GONE...CAP LOOKS AROUND...
CAP: DAMN IT..OH WELL..AT LEAST I KNOW WHO TO WATCH OUT FOR NOW...
(TIME ELASP) CAP NOW WEARING HIS NORMAL OUTFIT IS PUSHING A DUSTMOP THREW SPORTING GOODS...A MAN WALKS UP TO CAP.. HE HAS BROWN HAIR WITH A HAT AND PONY TAIL, HE HAS A MAGIC MART VEST ON HES SCOTT AGE 55..
SCOTT: HEY CAPTAIN COOL..I GOT SOME GOOD NEWS...MY DAUGHTERS BOYFRIEND IS GOING TO START WORKING HERE..IN MAITENANCE...
CAP: REALLY..COOL! THAT WILL MAKE 4 OF US IN MAITENANCE...
SCOTT: THAT WILL MAKE 5
CAP: 5...ME FRANK, AND (ANGRY) MIKE! THEN YOUR DAUGHTERS BOYFRIEND WILL BE 4
SCOTT: WHAT ABOUT CARL...
CAP: CARL? I HEARD HIS NAME..BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS ON ANOTHER SHIFT
SCOTT: NOPE..HES 3RDS ALRIGHT... HES JUST A HARD MAN TO FIND..HE BLENDS IN...
CAP: WOAH! A MYSTERY MAITENANCE MAN...
CAP SPINS AROUND BACK IN DETECTIVE COOL OUTFIT...
CAP: ILL FIND HIM! DETECTIVE COOL IS ON THE CASE!
DETECTIVE COOL WALKS INTO THE MAITENANCE CLOSET...FRANK IS BACK THERE WORKING ON ONE OF THE SCRUBBERS...
DET: HEY FRANK...HAVE YOU HEARD OF A MAN CALLED CARL?
FRANK: YEAH.. HES ONE OF US..IM SURPRISED YOU ALREADY FIGURED OUT ABOUT HIS EXSISTANCE...
CAP: I JUST NOW DID...
FRANK: YEAH... CARL.. BEEN HERE 5 YEARS...
CAP: MAN! THATS A LONG TIME! IVE ONLY BEEN HERE 3 DAYS, AND IM SURPRISED TO BE ALIVE..
FRANK: YEAH..WELL MIKES BEEN HERE 5 YEARS..AND IVE BEEN HERE 20
DET C: DAMN... DOES IT GET OLD..BECAUSE MY 3 DAYS FEELS LIKE 2 MONTHS
FRANK: SOON..TIME WILL FLY..AFTER YOUR FIRST YEAR...ITS LIKE A ROLLER COSTER...
DET C: I HOPE IM NOT HERE LONG ENOUGH TO FIND OUT...
FRANK: YEAH.. WE'LL SEE... TRY SOFT LINES
DET: SOFTLINES?
FRANK: THAT IS THE CLOTHING DEPARTMENT...
DET: AH HA! DOES HE HANG OUT THER ALOT?..
FRANK: 80% OF THE TIME..HE'LL BE THERE...
(TIME ELASP) DET COOL WALKS INTO THE CLOTHING DEPARTMENT..THE FLOOR IN THIS AREA IS WOODEN...THE AREA IS SO BIG IT FEELS LIKE ITS A CITY..
DET: DAMN..HOW DOES HE NOT GET LOST HERE..
(TIME ELASP) CAP IS STILL WALKING AROUND SOFTLINES..
CAP: I'VE BEEN WALKING HERE FOR A HOUR..AND STILL NO SIGN OF HIM..
YOU HEAR NOISES...
DET: WHERES THAT COMING FROM?
DET SLOWLY WALKS FORWARD..THE NOISES GETS LOUDER..DET LOOKS AT A CLOTHES RACK OF PANTS...HE MOVES THE PANTS APART AND SEES A MAN HIDING UNDER THE CLOTHES RACKS PLAYING PSP...HE HAS GIANT GLASSES A MUSTACHE, AND SHORT WHITE HAIR.. HES CARL AGE 63
CARL: HUH?
DET: ARE YOU CARL?
CARL: YEAH
DET: AH HA! ANOTHER CASE SOLVED BY DETECTIVE COOL!
CARL: YOUR LOUD..
CARL MOVE THE PANTS BACK...
DET PUSHES THEM APART AGAIN...
DET: HOW DO YOU NOT GET LOST IN HERE!
CARL: I KNOW THIS PLACE LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND...
DET: WHAT? HOW? THIS PLACE IS HUGE
CARL: I CAN SHOW YOU...
(TIME ELASP) CARL IS WALKING WITH DETECTIVE COOL, HES POINTING AT THINGS...(TIME ELASP) CARL AND CAP ARE LOOKING OVER A MAP (TIME ELASP) THE TWO EXIT CLOTHING AREA..CAP IS HOLDING THE MAP
CAP: I THINK I GOT IT NOW...AND IF NOT THAT MAP WE DREW WILL HELP TOO
CARL: GOOD..
THEY SEE A ELECTRIC SHOPING CART, CAP TURNS IT ON..ITS ALMOST DEAD
CAP: UH OH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THESE THINGS DIE?
CARL: THEY GO TO HELL...
CAP: UHHHHH
CARL: JUST KIDDING..ILL HOP ON AND YOU GIVE ME A PUSH...
(TIME ELASP) CARA AND FRANKIE ARE WORKING ON THE SOUP ISLE, THE SONG DAYDREAMIN BY AUSTIN ROBERTS STARTS PLAYING..
CARL DRIVES BY THEM ON THE ELECTRIC CART WITH DETECTIVE COOL BEHIND HIM PUSHING IT, THERE BOTH SMILING
CARA: THE HELL?
CAP LOOKS OVER AND GIVES THEM A THUMBS UP... THEY GO DOWN PAST THE ISLE... MIKEY IS IN FROZEN..HE LOOKS OVER AT CARL AND CAP SMILING AS THEY DRIVE BY... THEY HEAD TOWARDS THE FRONT.. CAP CLOSES HIS EYES.. (HE SEES HIM PUSHING CARL OUTSIDE ON A BICYCLE)
CAP LETS GO AND CARL FLIES DOWN A HILL ON THE BICYCLE... CARL STOPS AND LOOKS BACK AT CAPTAIN COOL..HE SMILES AND WAVES AT HIM..
CAP: YOU DID IT MY SON...
(BACK IN REALITY) CARL CLOSES HIS EYES, CARL IS IN BED WITH 12 BLACK CHICKS WHO ARE DRESSED ALL SLUTTY.. CARL SMILES...
(BACK IN REALITY) KENNETH IS WALKING OUT OF THE BUGGY CAREL IN THE FRONT ENTRANCE CAP AND CARL ARE DRIVING THE CART BOTH WITH THERE EYES CLOSED WITH STUPID SMILES..THEY RUN INTO A TABEL FILLED WITH COOKIES AND KNOCK THEM ALL INTO THE FLOOR (SONG ENDS)
THEY STOP...
CAP: ...SHIT!
(TIME ELASP) 11AM, NEXT DAY.. VJ IS SITTING OUTSIDE OF HIS HOUSE..A SMALL RED CAR PULLS UP...A FAT GIRL WITH SUNGLASSES LEANS HER HEAD OUT OF THE CAR ..SHES MALIA AGE 18..
MALIA: HEY VJ GET IN THE DAMN CAR!
VJ GETS IN THE PASSENGER SEAT OF THE CAR..SHE LOOKS OVER AT HIM...
MALIA: GOD DAMN VJ! YOU SMELL LIKE DAMN MEXICANS..
VJ: WHAT DOES THAT SMELL LIKE?
MALIA STARTS BACKING OUT THE DRIVE WAY
MALIA: BEEF AND SWEAT
(TIME ELASP) MALIA AND VJ ARE AT THE CHINESE BUFFET...MR WANG IS PEEKING OVER THE COUNTER WITH THE CHINESE GIRL YANG AGE 18..
MALIA: SO...WE GONNA BANG WHEN WE GET HOME...
VJ: YEAH THATS COOL...
MALIA: IS THERE ANYTHING NEW YOU WANNA TRY TONIGHT?
VJ: WELL...THERES ONE THING...ROAD HEAD... IVE ALWAYS WANTED ROAD HEAD
MALIA: MAYBE WE COULD WORK THAT OUT...
WANG: OHHA..HES A BACKA...HE EATA EVERYTHING I GOT..OHHA HEA BRING A TANK WITH HIM...OHH RETS EAT EVERYTHING HE GOTS..YUMMM (GIRLY VOICE) OHH YYAA RETS NOT REAVE ANYTHING FOR ANYBODY ELSEA
MALIA TURNS AND LOOKS AT MR WANG...
MALIA: ...WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY!
VJ: YEAH GET USED TO IT..HE HATES ME..
MALIA: ILL WHIP YOUR ASIAN ASS!
WANG: OHH HAVE A NICE DAY... OHHHAA YOU GO AWAY NOW...
MALIA TOSSES A WAD OF CASH AT HIM...
MALIA: LETS GO...FUCKING ASIAN PRICKS
(TIME ELASP) NOON.. MALIA IS DRIVING THE CAR..VJ TURNS ON THE RADIO..MALIA TURNS IT OFF...
MALIA: SO...ROAD HEAD HUH...
VJ: YEAH...WHEN CAN WE TRY THAT?
MALIA: RIGHT NOW...WHIP IT OUT...
VJ: HAHA...YOUR DRIVING
MALIA: BITCH!.. WHIP...IT...OUT...
VJ: ...OKAY
VJ UNZIPS HIS PANTS... MALIA LOOKS OVER...MALIA LEANS DOWN AND STARTS BLOWING VJ...
VJ: AHHH GAAAAA..THAT IS AHHHHH!
THE CAR SWERVES INTO THE OTHER LANE..VJ GRABS THE WHEEL AND GETS BACK INTO THE OTHER LANE...
VJ: OHH GOD..WE ALMOST OHHHHHHH MAN..THATS GOOD...ROCK..OH YEAH A BABY THERES A GIANT ROCK...YEAAAA...
THERES A GIANT ROCK ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD...
THE CAR SWERVES TO THE SIDE... THE CAR HITS THE ROCK.. VJ FLIES OUT THE WINDOW WITH HIS DICK FLOPPING IN MID AIR..HE LANDS DOWN ON A ROCK HITTING HIM IN THE BALLS...VJS SPITS UP SYLAVIA...VJ FALLS FACE FIRST TO THE GROUND...
VJ: GRAAA...MY BALLS! MALIA! MALIA! MY BALLS! MALIA
VJ LOOKS OVER, MALIA IS IMPALED BY A RUSTY ROAD SIGN THREW HER CHEST..HER FACE AND BODY ARE COVERED IN BLOOD
VJ: MALIA...MALIA MY BALLS! KISS IT TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER!
MALIA: BLAAAAAA! GAAAAA!
VJ: (CRYING) MALIA! STOP PLAYING.. IM IN ALOT OF PAIN MALIA! MALIA! MALIA!
(TIME ELASP) CAP IS ASLEEP...THERES A NOISE IN THE ROOM...CAP WAKES UP IN HIS BED..
CAP: HUH?
VJ: WELL MALIAS DEAD...
CAP RUBS HIS EYES..VJ IS SITTING ON TOP OF A ICE MACHINE
CAP: HOW DID YOU GET THAT IN HERE? ...WHY IS THAT IN HERE?
VJ: OHH..HIT MY BALLS...ON A ROCK...THERE SWOLLEN SO BAD!
CAP: NOW..WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT SOMEONE BEING DEAD
VJ: MELIA DIED...WE GOT INTO A CAR WRECK AND I HIT MY BALLS ON A ROCK AS I FLEW OUT THE FRONT WINDOW
CAP: YOU CAN FIT OUT A FRONT WINDOW OF A CAR
VJ: YEAH.. GOT SOME GLASS IN MY ASS BUT YEAH
CAP: DAMN... 300 POUND MISSLE
VJ: ACTUALLY 402
CAP: MY APOLOGIES
VJ: BUT GOOD NEWS.. I GOT ME A NEW JOB!
CAP: CAR CRASH DUMMY
VJ: WOW GIRLFRIEND JUST DIED..BUT NO... IM GOING TO BE A ORDERLY AT A MENTAL HOSPITAL...
CAP: DID MY DAD SEE YOU BRING THAT THING IN HERE?
VJ: YEAH HE HELPED ME CARRY IT UP IN YOUR ROOM...
CAP: OF COURSE HE DID
VJ: YOUR KIND OF AN ASSHOLE WHEN YOU FIRST WAKE UP...
CAP: YEAH...I GUESS I CAN BE...BECAUSE EVERYTIME I GO TO SLEEP..YOUR THERE..WAKING ME UP...
VJ: BUT YOU LOVE ME
CAP: YEAH...OKAY...
VJ: WELL..I BETTER GET GOING..ITS TIME TO WORK
CAP: SEE YA...
VJ EXITS THE ROOM...
CAP JUST LAYS THERE...
CAP: WELL NOW I CANT SLEEP!
CAP LEANS UP AND LOOKS AT THE ICE MACHINE
CAP: TAKE YOUR DAMN ICE MACHINE WITH YOU! ...VJ?
(TIME ELASP) 4PM.. VJ DRIVES THE SIN EATER INTO A GIANT FACILITY, ITS CALLED THE HAPPY SQUIRRELY MENTAL FACILITY AND DAYCARE
VJ PARKS HIS CARE AND GETS OUT...
(TIME ELASP) VJ IS NOW WEARING A WHITE UNIFORM AND A MAN IN A SUITE WALKS UP TO HIM
MAN: AHH YOU MUST BE VJ... IM YOUR BOSS MR STEVENS...
VJ: OKAY COOL
MR STEVENS HANDS VJ A CLIP BOARD
STEVEN: YOUR JOB IS PRETTY SIMPLE THATS WHY YOU DONT GET PAID MUCH..BUT ANYWAYS YOUR JOB IS TO GO TO ALL THE PATIENTS ON THE LIST, MAKE SURE THERE COMFORTABLE AND TAKEN CARE OF..TALK TO THEM A BIT.. THATS ALL YOU GO TO DO
VJ: AHH MAN I CAN DO THAT...
STEVEN: OKAY GOOD... GO DO IT...
(TIME ELASP) VJ IS IN FRONT OF A ROOM, WITH THE NUMBER 13 NEXT TO IT...
VJ: OKAY...FIRST PATIENT...LETS HOPE THIS GOES WELL
VJ LOOKS AT THE CLIP BOARD, IT SAYS ROOM 13 JACK ..VJ OPENS THE DOOR AND GOES IN...A SKINNY MAN WITH LONG BROWN HAIR IS THERE, WITH EYES LIKE A WOLF, HES WEARING A HOSPITAL GOWN.. HE SMILES AT VJ
VJ: JACK
JACK: VINCENT DOUGLAS WILLINGHAM THE 2ND
VJ: OR JUST VJ.. HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
JACK: AHH ITS NOT IMPORTANT...YOUR FLESH..IT LOOKS SO COMEFRORTABLE
VJ SMILES REAL BIG AND BLUSHES
VJ: WELL THANK YOU!
VJ PULLS OUT A BOTTLE OF LOTION CALLED BABY FACE LOTION, HE POORS SOME IN HIS HAND AND RUBS IT ALL OVER HIS FACE
JACK: MMMMMMMMM
VJ: YEAH (NERVOUSLY) MMMMM
JACK: CAN I HAVE A CHUNK OF YOUR FLESH
VJ: JUST A CHUNK...LET ME CHECK THE RULES
VJ LOOKS THREW SOME PAPPER WORK...
VJ: NO..NO SEE HERE..IT SAYS I CANT BE DOING THAT
JACK: THATS TO BAD...ILL HAFT TO GET IT MYSELF
VJ: OKAY BYE!
VJ RUNS OUT THE ROOM.. HE LOOK AT THE CLIP BOARD...
VJ: WHO'S NEXT? A CHICK...VICKIE..NO LAST NAME
(TIME ELASP) VJ WALKS IN A ROOM ..INSIDE IS A SKINNY BLONDE GIRL WITH PIG TAILS SHES VICKIE AGE 19
VICKIE: AHHH! SORRY.. I THOUGHT YOU WERE TANK
VJ: WHO?
VICKIE: HES ONE OF THE ORDERLYS..HES SCARRY! HE HITS US..AND THERES THIS DOCTOR THAT DOES LAB EXPERIAMENTS ON US!
VJ: UHHHH IM NEW..
VICKIE: HELP US...
VJ EXITS THE ROOM...
VJ WALKS OVER TO A VENDING MACHINE
VJ: HOLLY SHIT
VJ RUBS HIS FACE...TWO MEN WALK TOWARDS VJ..ONE OF THEM IS A MUSCUALER ORDERLY HE HAS A GREY BUZZ CUT HES TANK AGE 42, THE OTHER IS A SKINNY DOCTOR WHOSE FACE IS COVERED IN SCARS AND HES GOT A BIG BUSHY BEARD HES DR. RODGERS AGE 39
TANK: HEY BIG BOY..YOU MUST BE THE NEW GUY
VJ: YEAH IM VJ
TANK: IM TANK.. HEAD ORDERLY..
RODGERS: IM DR RODGERS..ITS NICE TO HAVE YOU ON BOARD
TANK: LISTEN..IF THOSE PSYCHOS DONT COMPLY WITH THE RULES DONT BE AFFRAID TO THROW THEM AROUND A LITTLE...
VJ: OKAY.. I WILL...
RODGERS: JUST BECAREFUL THERE SOME REAL DANGEROUS PEOPLE AROUND HERE...
VJ PUTS A DOLLER IN THE VENDING MACHINE, HE HITS THE DR. PEPPER BUTTON AND A DR. PEPPER DROPS DOWN... VJ LOOKS AT THE CLIP BOARD...
VJ: NEXT UP IS ROOM 23... IT SAYS HES AFFRAID OF THE NUMBER..23..THIS CANT BE GOOD
(TIME ELASP) VJ WALKS INTO ROOM 23.. THERES A GUY WITH SHORT BROWN HAIR, HES WARNER.. THE ROOM IS COVERED IN THE NUMBER 23 WRITTEN IN SHIT
VJ: OHH MY GOD! IT SMELLS HORRIBLE IN HERE! IS THAT SHIT!
WARNER: HEY..YOUR NEW HUH...DID YOU..OHHH GOD... OH GOD!
WARNER SEES THE NUMBER 23 ON THE DR. PEPPER CAN...
VJ: WHAT!?
VJ LOOKS DOWN AT THE DR. PEPPER CAN
VJ: OH SHIT
WARNER: GET OUT!
VJ RUNS OUT THE ROOM...
VJ: WHAT THE HELL!
VJ LOOKS AT THE CLIP BOARD
VJ: ONE LAST ROOM...
(TIME ELASP) VJ IS AT A ROOM WITH THE NUMBER 49 NEXT TO IT...
VJ: OKAY... HERE WE GO..
VJ GOES INSIDE...INSIDE IS A MAN WITH WILD SHAGGY HAIR WHICH IS ALL BLACK...HES PALE HES SWEENY TODD AGE 42...
VJ: MR..TODD
SWEENY: SWEENYS THE NAME
VJ: WHAT
(MUSIC STARTS PLAYING)
SWEENY: (SINGING) SWEENYS THE NAME, SHAVINGS MY GAME, I SHAKE YOUR HAND CUT YOUR THROAT ITS ALL THE SAME!
VJ: ...HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN LOCKED UP?
SWEENY: (SINGING) 5 YEARS 10 YEARS 50 YEARS 100 YEARS IT DOSESNT REALLY MATTER, MY WHOLE WORLD HAS BEEN SHATTERED
VJ: YOU LIKE WRESTLING..WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT?
SWEENY: (SINGING) SWEENYS THE NAME SHAVINGS MY GAME, I SHAKE YOUR HAND CUT YOUR THROAT ITS ALL THE SAME! 5 YEARS 10 YEARS 50 YEARS 100 YEARS IT DOESNT REALLY MATTER, MY WHOLE WORLD HAS BEEN SHATTERED!
VJ: I TAKE IT YOU WANT ME TO HEAR YOUR LIFE STORY
SWEENY: TAKE A SEAT..AND LISTEN TO YOUR PAL SWEENY TODD! (MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)
VJ SITS IN A CHAIR...
(FLASH BACK) SWEENY TODD IS ON A BOAT WITH A YONG MAN NAMED CHARLIE...
SWEENY: THANK YOU..FOR IF IT WASNT FOR YOU I WOULD HAVE NEVER FOUND MY WAY HERE...
CHARLIE: NO PROBLEM MR TODD WERE ALMOST TO LONDON...WHAT WERE YOU DOING OUT THERE ON THAT LITTLE RAFT
SWEENY: YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW
(THE SCREEN STOPS AND TURNS BLACK AND WHITE)
VJ: (VOICE ONLY) WAIT...ARE YOU DOING A FLASH BACK INSIDE A FLASH BACK
SWEENY: (VOICE ONLY) YES, NOW SHUT IT
SCREEN GOES BACK TO NORMAL...
SWEENY: TAKE A SEAT..AND LISTEN TO YOUR PAL SWEENY TODD!
CHARLIE SITS DOWN IN A CHAIR
(15 YEARS AGO) SWEENY TODD IS INSIDE A OLD BARBER SHOP, HE HAS RAINBOW COLOR HAIR..THERES A MAN IN HIS CHAIR WITH LONG HAIR AND A BIG BUSHY BEARD...
TODD: ILL TRIM YOU DOWN TO SIZE
TODD HAS A PAIR OF SCISSORS IN EACH HAND AND HE STARTS CUTTING THE MANS HAIR REALLY FAST...TODD STOPS AND THE MANS HAIR IS SHORT AND NEAT
SWEENY: ALL DONE
MAN: DAMN SON YOU AINT HALF BAD..HEY LETS SHAVE MY BEARD WHILE WERE AT IT..
SWEENY: SURE THING..
SWEENY GRABS SOME SHAVING CREAM..HE SMEARS IT ON THE MANS FACE...SWEENY WALKS OVER TO A BOX..HE SLOWLY OPENS IT, INSIDE IS 3 STRAIGHT RAZORS EACH WITH A DIFFERENT DESIGN..ONE HAS A RED DESIGN WITH A FLAME SYMBOL, ONE HAS A BACK HANDLE, AND THE OTHER HAS A BLUE HANDLE AND IS SLIMMER THEN THE OTHERS...SWEENY GRABS THE BLACK ONE.. HE WALKS BACK OVER TO THE MAN IN THE CHAIR..
SWEENY STARTS SHAVING HIM...SWEENY LOOKS OVER AND THERES A BALD PHILLIPIN MAN SITTING IN A CHAIR..HE HAS DAISY DUKE SHORT SHORTS ON AND A RED BUTTON UP SHIRT WITH NO SLEEVES CUT OFF AT THE WAIST..THE MAN WAVES AT SWEENY..SWEENY SMILES AND KEEPS SHAVING...SWEENY LOOKS BACK OVER AND THE PHILLIPPIN BOY STARTS MOTIONING A BLOWJOB..SWEENY STARTS SWEATING AND SMILING BLOOD STARTS SPRAYING ALL OVER SWEENYS FACE..SWEENY LOOKS BACK AND HE SLIT THE MANS THROAT, THE MAN HOLDS HIS THROAT AS BLOOD POORS OUT
SWEENY: AHH SHIT!
SWEENY GRABS A TOWEL AND PUTS IT ON THE MANS WOUND...
SWEENY: AHHHH DAMN IT NOT AGAIN
SWEENY STOMPS ON A RED BUTTON AND THE CHAIR FLIPS BACK AND A HOLE OPENS UP IN THE GROUND AND THE MAN FALLS INTO IT...THE CHAIR LEANS BACK UP AND THE HOLE CLOSES BACK...
SWEENY: WANA BANG
PHILLIPPIN MAN: YES I DO ..IM HECTOR
(TIME ELASP) HECTOR AND SWEENY ARE WALKING THREW A MARKET ON A SUNNY DAY..HECTOR HAS ON SUNGLASSES
LONDON SWEENY: (VOICE ONLY) WE WERE IN LOVE
SWEENY: ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY..ISNT IT MY LOVE
HECTOR POINTS AT A ALLEY
HECTOR: I ONCE BLEW SOME HOMELESS MEN IN THAT ALLEY FOR A JAR OF PICKLES
SWEENY: ...YOU WANT SOME ICE CREAM
HECTOR: SURE
THEY GET TO A ICE CREAM VENDOR..SWEENY LOOKS BACK, THERES A JUDGE WITH A WIG ON WITH 6 COPS..THEY POINT AT SWEENY
LONDON SWEENY:(VOICE ONLY) A JEALOUS JUDGE ALSO WANTED HECTOR ALL FOR HIMSELF..SO HE TOOK ME OUT OF THE PICTURE
THE COPS GO OVER TO THEM
COP: LETS GO MR TODD
SWEENY: WAIT WHAT
A COP HITS SWEENY UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH A CLUB AND KNOCKS HIM OUT..
(BACK TO LONDON) THE SHIP ANCHORS AT A DOCK IN LONDON..
SWEENY: NEXT THING I KNEW..I WAS IN A ASYLUM..FOR 15 YEARS
CHARLIE: OH..SO..YOUR GAY..
SWEENY LOOKS AT CHARLIE...
SWEENY: SHUT UP YOU TWIT
VJ: (VOICE ONLY) ITS A GOOD QUESTION, ARE YOU GAY?
SWEENY PRESENT DAY: (VOICE ONLY) OBVIOUSLY NOW PAY ATTENTION..
THEY WALK DOWN A PLANK TO THE DOCK YARD
CHARLIE: UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN
SWEENY WALKS AWAY INTO TOWN FULL OF PEOPLE
SWEENY: (SINGING) THIS WORLD IS A LIVING HELL, IM NO LONGER A MAN JUST EMPTEY SHELL,
PERSON: THE HELL DID HE JUST SAY?
SWEENY: (SINGING) IM COMING FOR YOU JUDGE I WILL OT FAIL, MY HATE FOR YOU HAS ONLY GROWN, LONDON IM HOME
SWEENY IS IN FRONT OF HIS BARBER SHOP...ITS OLD AND ABANDON
SWEENY: AHHH..STILL THERE...LOOKS LIKE NO ONES TOUCHED IT IN 15 YEARS..AND EVEN THE CHUCK E CHEESE ON THE FLOOR BELOW ME LOOKS LIKE IT HASNT BEEN TOUCHED..
SWEENY WALKS UP A FLIGHT OF STAIRS TO HIS BARBER SHOP...INSIDE IS A VERY PALE WOMEN IN A RED AND BLACK DRESS, SHES MRS LOVETTS..SWEENY WALKS IN
LOVETTS: FINALLY MR TODD, YOUR 15 YEARS LATE ON YOUR BILLS
TODD: WELL..YOU'VE AGED WELL..
LOVETTS: YOU DIDNT
TODD: WHERES HECTOR
LOVETTS POINTS OUT THE WINDOW
LOVETTS: RIGHT THERE
OUTSIDE IS A FAT MEXICAN SELLING ORANGES ON THE STREET
TODD: NO! HE WAS AN ANGEL..NOT THAT..I REFUSE TO BELEIVE THATS HIM...
LOVETTS: BELEIVE WHAT YOU WILL
LOVETTS HANDS TODD HIS BOX OF STRAIGHT RAZORS
LOVETTS: I HELD ONTO THESE FOR YOU...
(MUSIC STARTS PLAYING)
TODD: (SINGING) OHHH MR JUDGE WE WILL HAVE VENGEANCE, MR JUDGE WE WILL HAVE FURY, MR JUDGE WE WILL HAVE CARNAGE MR JUDGE!
TODD STARTS DANCEING WITH HIS BOX OF RAZORS..
TODD: (SINGING) MR JUDGE YOU HAVE LIVED 15 YEARS TO LONG MR JUDGE! MR JUDGE WE WILL HAVE BLOOD MR JUDGE!
TODD RUNS OUTSIDE...
(A SPOTLITE SHINES DOWN ON SWEENY TODD)
VJ: (VOICE ONLY) HOW?
TODD: (SINGING) COME ONE COME ALL! TO MY BARBER HALL! CUT YOUR BEARD FOR A CHEAP PRICE, CLEAN CUT THE LADIES WILL THINK ITS NICE
LOVVETS WALKS OUTSIDE THE BARBER SHOP, THE SPOTLIGHT GOES AWAY AND THE MUSIC STOPS..SWEENY TURNS AROUND...
LOVETTS: HEY, IM MAKING DINNER..WHAT DO YOU WANT?
SWEENY DROPS TO HIS KNEES AND HE SMILES HOLDING OUT HIS STRAIGHT RAZOR, THE MUSIC STARTS BACK UP
SWEENY: (SINGING) I WANT SOME PORK CHOPS..MAYBE SOME MASH POTATOS! (SONG ENDS)
VJ: (VOICE ONLY) YOU SURE DO SING ALOT
(TIME ELASP) CHARLIE IS OUTSIDE WALKING THE STREETS...HE LOOKS UP AND SEES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE GIRL LOOKING OUT A WINDOW...
A OLD LADY WALKS BY...CHARLIE STOPS THE OLD LADY
CHARLIE: WHO IS THAT GIRL?
LADY: HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
THE LADY WALKS OFF... A HOBO NEXT TO CHARLIE LOOKS UP..
HOBO: THATA SAVANAH..SHES THE DAUGHTER OF THE JUDGE...
(MUSIC STARTS PLAYING)
CHARLIE: (SINGING) I FEEL YOU! SAVANAH! I WANT TO HOLD YOU..I WANT TO BE INSIDE YOU SAVANAH
(INSIDE SAVANAHS ROOM) SAVANAH AND 3 YOUNG GIRLS ARE INSIDE SMOKING CIGRETS WITH THE WINDOW OPEN, THERES A MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE POSTER IN THE BACK GROUND...
BLACK GIRL: DID HE JUST SAY HE WANTED TO BE INSIDE YOU
SAVANAH: DAMN IT..EVERYTIME I SMOKE I HAFT TO BE NEAR A WINDOW SO MY STUPID DAD WONT KNOW IM SMOKING, AND SOME WEIRDO! WITH OUT FAIL PRONOUNCES HIS LOVE FOR ME
FAT GIRL: THIS GUY IS KIND OF CUTE THO
SAVANAH: YEAH I GUESS HE IS..
SAVANAH WAVES HIM OVER...
SAVANAH: I LOVE YOU TOO
CHARLIE: YOU DO
SAVANAH: SURE..NOW FIND A WAY TO GET ME OUT OF HERE
CHARLIE SMILES AND STARTS WALKING BACKWARDS...
CHARLIE: ILL FIND A WAY MY LOVE EVEN IF IT-
CHARLIE TRIPS OVER A STUMP...HE QUICKLY GETS BACK UP...
CHARLIE: I LOVE YOU SAVANAH..I WANT TO PEE ON YOU SAVANAH
SAVANAH: WAIT WHAT!
THE OTHER GIRLS STARTS LAUGHING
BLACK GIRL: HAHA BETTER GET USED TO THOSE GOLDEN SHOWERS GIRL!
CHARLIE: I LOVE YOU SAV-
A SECURITY GAURD IN A SUITE TACKLES CHARLIE TO THE GROUND..THE GAURD TASES CHARLIE
CHARLIE: GAAAA SAVANAH HELP!
(INSIDE THE BARBER SHOP) SWEENY IS SITTING IN HIS CHAIR...HE LOOKS OVER AT LOVETTS
SWEENY: IM BORED...
LOVETTS: WELL YOU JUST REOPENED A BARBER SHOP..WHICH MOST PEOPLE THINK IS HAUNTED...
SWEENY: THEY THINK MY PLACE IS HAUNTED
LOVETTS: WELL..THEY THINK THE CHUCK E CHEESE IS HAUNTED
SWEENY: WHAT! REALLY WHY?
LOVETTS: YOU SEE...REMEMBER WHEN YOU ACCEDENTLY KILLED SOME OF YOUR CUSTOMERS
SWEENY: YEAH..I WOULD HIT A BUTTON SENDING THEM INTO A DARK PIT
LOVETTS: WELL...NOT A DARK PIT
(FLASH BACK) INSIDE A CHUCK E CHEESE... THERES KIDS PLAYING IN A BALL PIT...A BODY WITH A SLIT THROAT FALLS FROM THE CELLING INTO THE BALL PIT, THE KIDS SCREAM...
(BACK TO THEM) SWEENY: OHHH...NOW THAT MAKES SENCE...
(SAVANAHS ROOM) SAVANAH IS IN HER BED WRITING IN A NOTEPAD..(OUTSIDE HER ROOM) THE JUDGE REMOVES A PAINTING AND THERES A HOLE IN THE WALL..HE LOOKS THREW IT... (BACK IN SAVANAHS ROOM) SAVANAH LOOKS OVER AND SEES HIS EYES..
SAVANAH: I SEE YOU...PERV
JUDGE: UHH NO YOU DONT..
SAVANAH: YEAH..AND NOW I CAN HEAR YOUR DUMBASS TOO..
(IN A MARKET PLACE) TODD AND LOVETT ARE WALKING THREW THE MARKET PLACE..
TODD: DAMN ITS BRIGHT AS HELL OUT TODAY ISNT IT..
LOVETTS: DO YOU ALWAYS COMPLAIN
A BRICK WALL OF A BUILDING BREAKS APART AND A MOTORCYCLE DRIVES OUT, ITS EDDIE FROM ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW THE SONG HOT PATOOTIE-BLESS MY SOUL BY MEAT LOAF STARTS PLAYING
EDDIE: (SINGING) WHATEVER HAPPENED TO SATURDAY, WHEN YOU DRESSED UP SHAP AND FELT ALRIGHT, IT DONT SEEM THE SAME SINCE THE COSMIC LIGHT, CAME INTO MY LIFE AND I THOUGHT I WAS DIVINE.. I USED TO GO FOR A RIDE WITH A CHICK WHOD GO, AND LISTEN TO THE MUSIC ON THE RADIO, A SAXAPHONE WAS BLOWIN ON A ROCK N ROLL SHOW, YOU CLIMBED IN THE BACK SEAT, YOU REALLY HAD A GOOD TIME
AS THE CHORUS PLAYS EDDIE AND THE PEOPLE ON THE STREETS SING, SWEENY PULLS OUT HIS BLACK STRAIGHT RAZOR AND SLASHES AT EDDIE AND CHASES HIM THREW THE REST OF THE SONG
CHORUS: HOT PATOOTIE BLESS MY SOUL, I REALLY LOVE THAT ROCK N ROLL (4X)
SWEENY KNICKS EDDIES SHOULDER EDDIE DRIVES ONTO A CARRIAGE THAT SAYS MR PIRELLIS MIRACLE ELIXIR
EDDIE: MY HEAD USED TO SWIM FROM THE PERFUME I SMELLED, MY HANDS KIND OF FUMBLED WITH HER WHITE PLASTIC BELT, ID TASTE HER BABY PINK LIPSTICK AND THATS WHEN ID MELT, SHED WHISPEAR IN MY EAR TONIGHT SHE REALLY WAS MINE, GET BACK IN FRONT PUT SOME HAIR OIL ON, BUDDY HOLLY WAS SINGING HIS VERY LAST SONG, WITH YOUR ARMS AROUND YOUR GIRL YOUD TRY TO SING ALONG,
IT FELT PRETTY GOOD, OH, YOU REALLY HAD A GOOD TIME
SWEENY IS CLIMBING UP THE CARRIAGE, EDDIE DRIVES OFF OF IT AND DRIVES AROUND...
CHORUS: HOT PATOOTIE BLESS MY SOUL, I REALLY LOVE THAT ROCK N ROLL (4X)
SWEENY TODD STARTS CHASING EDDIE AROUND AGAIN
CHROUS: HOT PATOOTIE BLESS MY SOUL, I REALLY LOVE THAT ROCK N ROLL (8X)
(SONG ENDS) EDDIE STOPS HIS BIKE AND LOVETTS AND TODD WALK OVER
TODD: WHO ARE YOU...
EDDIE: IM EDDIE..I LIKE TO CRASH FRUITY LITTLE SING A LONGS...
TODD: WE WERNT SINGING
EDDIE: NOT YET..BUT YOU WERE ABOUT TO..
TODD: YOUR LUCKY, I WAS GOING TO SLICE YOUR THROAT
EDDIE: STILL WENT BETTER THEN THE LAST ONE I DID
(INSIDE A ORPHANAGE) ANNIE IS DANCEING AND SINGING THE SONG ITS A HARK KNOCK LIFE
ANNIE: ITS A HARD KNOCK LIFE FOR US ITS A HARD KNOCK LIFE FOR US-
(MUSIC STOPS) EDDIE CRASHES THREW THE WALL AND THE SONG HOT PATOOTIE STARTS PLAYING, EDDIES TIRE CHAIN ON HIS MOTORCYCLE CATCHES ANNIE BY HER HAIR, ANNIE STARTS SCREAMING AS IT STARTS PULLING IT...
EDDIE: OH NO!
EDDIE GETS OFF HIS BIKE AND GETS DOWN TO ANNIE, ITS RIPPING HER HAIR OUT
EDDIE: OH SHIT CUT THE MUSIC
(MUSIC STOPS)
ANNIE: HELP!
EDDIE: OHHH NO NO NO NO..UHHH
EDDIE RUNS AWAY
(BACK TO LONDON) TODD: THATS FUNNY..
LOVETT: DONT TRUST GINGERS NO HOW
EDDIE: WELL IM HEADING OVER TO THAT FRANKENSTEIN PLACE
EDDIE DRIVES OFF, A YOUNG BOY WALKS OVER...
BOY: OY..ARNT YOU MS LOVETTS
LOVETT: I AM
BOY: IM TOBY..IM YOUR NEPHEW..MY MOM IS SICK YOU SEE..SHE WAS HOPING YOU COULD TAKE CARE OF ME FOR A WHILE
LOVETT: MY DEAR SISTER HUH..HAVNT SEEN HER IN YEARS...OBVIOUSLY SHES BEEN BUSY...COME ALONG THEN..
(TIME ELASP) 5 MONTHS LATER.. TOBY GOES UPSTAIRS, HE SEES SWEENY SLASH SOMEONES THROAT WITH A RAZOR, THE BOY DUCKS DOWN...
HIS EYES ARE BIG... TOBY RUNS DOWNSTAIRS..HE GOES INSIDE THE CHUCKE E CHEESE...HE LOOKS AROUND... HE SEES A TRAIL OF BLOOD LEADING INTO THE BASEMENT.. (TIME ELASP) TOBY IS IN THE BASEMENT..MS LOVETTS IS DRAGING A BODY TO A GIANT OVEN..SHE DROPS THE BODY AND OPENS A GIANT OVEN...
SHE GRABS THE BODY
TOBY: HEY..MR TODD...HE KILLED SOMEONE... WE NEED TO GO
LOVETTS: NO..NO DEAR..YOUR MISTAKEN..HEY..GO TO BED..AND ILL BE THERE SHORTLY TO TELL YOU A STORY...
(TIME ELASP) TOBY IS IN A SMALL ROOM... MRS LOVETTS WALKS IN..
LOVETTS: YOU READY FOR BED
TOBY: OKAY...MR TODD HES SCARRY..BUT I WONT LET HIM HARM YOU!
(MUSIC STARTS PLAYING) TOBY: (SINGING) NOTHINGS GOING TO HARM YOU..NOT WHILE IM AROUND...NO ONES GOING TO KILL YOU NOT WHILE IM AROUND
LOVETT: WAIT NOW YOU GOT ME THINKING SOMEONE IS GOING TO HARM ME...
TOBY: NO ONES GOING TO THROW YOU IN A GIANT OVEN, NOT WHILE IM AROUND
LOVETT: THATS ODDLY SPECFIC! WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME..
LOVETT RUNS OUT THE ROOM...
(BARBER SHOP) SWEENY IS STARING AT THE CELLING..THE JUDGE WALKS IN...
JUDGE: AHH HELLO THERE..
SWEENY: AHH SIT PLEASE...
JUDGE: ALRIGHT..
THE JUDGE SITS DOWN.
JUDGE: IM ACTUALLY HERE ON OFFICIAL BUSINESS...
SWEENY: ARE YOU
JUDGE: YEAH.. SEEMS.. SOME CUSTOMERS OF YOURS HAVE BEEN DISAPEARING
SWEENY: REALLY..HUH
JUDGE: YOU KNOW THE DAMNDIST THING.. THERE ONCE WAS THIS BARBER..AND THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO HIM...
SWEENY: YOU KNOW..YOUR RIGHT..ITS ME..IM SWEENY TODD!
JUDGE: YEAH NO SHIT
SWEENY: YOU FRAMED ME SO YOU COULD HAVE HECTOR TO YOURSELF!
JUDGE: WHO?
SWEENY: THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
JUDGE: NO DUMBASS, I HAVE A WIFE, IVE BEEN MARRIED FOR 27 YEARS, I HAD YOU ARRESTED FOR ACTUALLY KILLING YOUR CUSTOMERS
SWEENY: OHH..SHIT... BUT STILL..NOW YOU MUST DIE
JUDGE: SHOULD HAVE SAW THIS COMING
SWEENY TODD SLITS THE JUDGES THROAT BLOOD SPRAYS ALL OVER HIM...SWEENY PULLS A LEVER AND THE CHAIR FLIPS BACK AND THE JUDGE FALLS THREW A HOLE...THERES A NOISE BEHIND SWEENY HE TURNS AROUND REAL FAST SLASHING...HE SLITS HECTORS THROAT, HECTOR LOOKS IDENTICAL THE WAY HE DID 15 YEARS AGO..HECTOR STUMBLES TO THE GROUND
SWEENY: NO! SHE SAID...YOU WERE FAT..AND SOLD ORANGES! YOUR STILL PERFECT...
HECTOR TRIES TO GET UP..HE FALLS THREW THE HOLE...
SWEENY: WHERE IS SHE!
(TIME ELASP) SWEENY WALKS IN THE BASEMENT, MS LOVETTS IS THROWING BODY PARTS IN THE OVEN...
SWEENY: LIAR!
LOVETT: WAIT WHAT
SWEENY: YOU SAID HE WAS SELLING ORANGES..BUT HE WAS PERFECT...JUST LIKE THE DAY I WAS LOCKED AWAY...
LOVETTS: NO ALL I SAID WAS THATS HIM THERE
SWEENY: YES AT THE FAT MAN SELLING ORANGES!
LOVETTS: HE WAS BEHIND THAT GUY
(FLASH BACK) SWEENY LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW, AT THE MAN SELLING ORANGES. BEHIND HIM IS HECTOR WAVING AT SWEENY TODD
(BASEMENT) SWEENY: SON OF A BITCH
LOVETTS: YOU REALLY NEED TO COMMUNICATE BETTER..
SWEENY SLITS LOVETTS THROAT AND PUSHES HER INTO THE OVEN...
SWEENY DROPS TO HIS KNEES..TOBY WALKS IN WITH A STRAIGHT RAZOR..HE WALKS UP BEHIND SWEENY...SWEENY ELBOWS HIM IN THE NOSE KNOCKING HIM TO THE GROUND... POLICEMAN RUN INTO THE BASEMENT...
(TIME ELASP) THEY THROW SWEENY IN THE BACK OF A COP CAR..HE SEES CHARLIE AND SAVANAH..SWEENY SMILES
(PRESENT DAY) SWEENY: THATS MY STORY...
VJ: OKAY..SO YOU DONT WATCH WRESTLING?
(IN DR ROBERTS OFFICE) DR ROBERTS AND MIKE IN MAITENANCE ARE TALKING..MIKE HAS A SUITECASE
DR ROBERTS: SO..THIS IS A STRANGE DEAL..YOUR GIVING ME THESE DRUGS..FOR FREE..ALL I GOT TO DO..IS KILL VJ...AND HIS BUDDY
MIKE: YES...I GOT A PLAN TO SEND HIM UP HERE..ONCE HE GETS HERE, LOCK THIS PLACE DOWN..AND TAKE HIM OUT...
DR ROBERTS: IM GOING TO GIVE THESE TO MY PATIENTS...YOU KNOW YOUR SON IS ONE OF THEM RIGHT
MIKE: THATS FINE..DO AS YOU PLEASE...JUST KILL THOSE TWO KIDS FOR ME..
DR ROBERTS: YOU GOT THESE PILLS TO TURN PEOPLE INTO MONSTERS..AND YOU CANT KILL 2 KIDS...
MIKE: IVE TRIED TO KILL ONE OF THEM..BUT HES...LUCKY...
DR ROBERTS: GOOD THING I DONT BELEIVE IN LUCK...
(TIME ELASP) VJ EXITS SWEENYS ROOM... HE GOES INTO THE BATHROOM..HE GOES INTO A STALL...(OUTSIDE THE BATHROOM) TANK LOCKS THE BATHROOM DOOR... AND SMILES...
(IN CAPS ROOM) 7PM.. CAP IS ASLEEP IN HIS ROOM...HIS PHONE RINGS WITH THE RINGTONE BEING DWARF FOREST FROM TOMBA..CAP WAKES UP AND ANSWERS IT...SONG STOPS
CAP: HEH?
VOICE: (DEEP) COME TO THE SQUIRRELY MENTAL FACILITY...YOUR FRIEND VJ IS IN DANGER...
CAP: WHAT..DAMN IT WHAT DID HE DO?
VOICE: BETTER HURRY
THE PHONE CALL ENDS
CAP: SHIT!
(TIME ELASP) CAP ENTERS THE LIVING ROOM...A LARGE FAT MAN IS SITTING ON THE COUCH, HES PLAYING ON HIS PHONE. HES CAPTAIN COOLS DAD BRYON (YES THATS HOW HE SPELLS IT)
CAP: HEY I NEED TO GET A RIDE
BRYON: BUSY
CAP: WHAT PLAYING YOUR MOBILE GAMES!
BRYON: CLASH OF CLANS...AND YES
CAP: WHAT THE FUCK!
CAP EXITS HIS HOUSE...
CAP: GOT TO FIND A RIDE...
(TIME ELASP) THE SONG TOO LATE BY FINK STARTS PLAYING...CAPS TALKING ON THE PHONE
CAP: DAMN IT FRANKIE...WHY CANT YOU GET OFF WORK...BUT...BUT...FUCK!
CAP HANGS UP THE PHONE..(TIME ELASP) CAPS ON THE PHONE
CAP: YEAH..BUT..ITS VJ COME ON...DAMN IT..
CAP HANGS UP THE PHONE
(TIME ELASP) CAP IS RUNNING DOWN THE ROAD...HE IS SWEATY..HE STOPS...HE LOOKS BEHIND HIM.. A TRUCK DRIVES UP BEHIND HIM..IT STOPS (TIME ELASP) CAP IS IN THE TRUCK WITH A SHIRTLESS REDNECK...(TIME ELASP) 7:45PM..THE TRUCK PULLS UP TO THE FACILITY..CAP EXITS THE TRUCK ..HE SEES THE SIN EATER...CAP LOOKS BACK AT THE FACILITY AND RUNS INSIDE...CAP RUNS DOWN THE HALLWAY... (INSIDE SECURITY ROOM) DR ROBERTS AND TANK ARE WATCHING CAPTAIN COOL ON THE SECURITY CAMERAS...(SONG ENDS)
DR ROBERTS: HES OURS NOW...
DR ROBERTS HITS A RED BUTTON..ALL THE EXITS AND WINDOWS HAVE METAL BARRIERS CLOSE IN FRONT OF THEM...
(HALLWAY) CAP: OH SHIT!
VJ: (BATHROOM) GRAAAAA
CAP LOOKS BEHIND HIM...AND SEES THE BATHROOM...HE TRIES TO OPEN IT BUT ITS LOCKED..HE UNLOCKS IT..CAP RUNS INSIDE AND SEES VJS FEET UNDER A STALL..
CAP: VJ?
VJ: DUDE..IS THAT YOU
CAP: YEAH...YOU OKAY..HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN LOCKED IN HERE...
VJ: ...I WAS LOCKED IN?
CAP: YEAH..SOMEONE CALLED ME..THEY SAID YOU WERE IN DANGER...
VJ: NAH...IM FINE..
CAP: WELL MAYBE..LETS GO, WEIRD SHITS HAPPENING!
VJ: ALMOST FINISHED
(INSIDE A CELL) A MAN WITH SCARS ALL OVER HIS FACE WHOSE WEARING A STRAIGHT JACKET IS LOOKING AT THE WALL..THE DOOR OPENS AND DR ROBERTS WALKS IN... HE WALKS OVER TO THE MAN WITH A CUP...
ROBERTS: I CAME TO GIVE YOU YOUR MEDICINE..OPEN UP
THE MAN OPENS HIS MOUTH..DR ROBERTS DROPS THE PILLS IN HIS MOUTH...THE MAN SWALLOWS THEM
ROBERTS: HAHA GOOD...
THE MAN: I FEEL FUNNY
ROBERTS: THAT WILL GO AWAY SOON...
(TIME ELASP) DR ROBERTS AND TANK ARE IN THE SECURITY ROOM...
TANK: ALRIGHT..SO WHY DID WE GIVE ALL THESE PILLS TO THE REAL CRAZY ONES?
ROBERTS: I WANT TO SEE WHAT EXACTLY THESE PILLS CAN DO...AND I WANT TO SEE HOW THE OTHER NON CRAZYIER PATIENTS CAN HANDLE THEMSELEVES AGAINST MY MONSTERS...TIME TO SET THEM FREE
(IN THE SCARRED MANS ROOM) HIS EYES STARTS TURNS BLOOD SHOT...HE STARTS FOAMING OUT THE MOUTH...HE RIPS OUT OF THE STRAIGHT JACKET..HES REALLY MUSCULAR...(OUTSIDE IN THE HALLWAY) ALL THE CELL DOORS OPEN AT THE SAME TIME.. THE PATIENTS START RUNNING OUT THE DOORS...
(SECURITY ROOM)
DR ROBERTS: ...LET THE GAMES BEGIN...
CAP AND VJ EXIT THE BATHROOM..A CRAZY PATIENT IS STABBING ANOTHER INMATE TO DEATH WITH A KNIFE..
CAP: BACK IN THE BATHROOM..
THEY RUN BACK INSIDE THE BATHROOM...
CAP: WHATS HAPPENING?
VJ: DUDE I DONT KNOW..EVERYTHING WAS FINE BEFORE I STARTED POOPING..OHH MAN..SOME HOW THIS IS GOING TO FALL BACK ON ME...
A PATIENT RUNS IN COVERED IN BLOOD
CAP AND VJ: AAAAAHH
THE PATIENT GRABS CAPTAIN COOL BY THE SHOULDER..VJ KICKS THE PATIENT UPSIDE THE HEAD SMASHING HIS HEAD INTO THE WALL BREAKING A PIECE OF THE WALL OFF...THE PATIENT FALLS ON THE GROUND UNCONTIOUS...
CAP: OKAY WE NEED TO RUN FOR THE EXIT! JUST STICK TOGETHER...
THEY EXIT THE BATHROOM...CAP GETS BEHIND VJ..
CAP: LETS BULL RUSH THREW THEM...
VJ CHARGES DOWN THE HALL WAY WITH CAP BEHIND HIM...THEY KNOCK DOWN 8 PATIENTS
GIRL: AHHH HELP...
CAP STOPS AND LOOKS AROUND..VJ RUNS OFF
CAP: A GIRL IS IN DANGER..IN DANGER OF NEEDING A BOYFRIEND..
CAP GOES TO A ROOM..A PATIENT IS TRYING TO GET ON TOP OF VICKIE..
VICKIE: GET OFF ME..
PATIENT: COME ON GIRL..JUST LET ME TOUCH YOU..
CAP GRABS HIM AND THROWS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE WALL..HE TURNS AROUND..HIS EYES ARE BLOOD SHOT AND HES FOAMING OUT THE MOUTH..
PATIENT: ILL USE YOUR SKULL AS A ASHTRAY!
THE PATIENT TACKLES CAP THREW THE WALL...THE PATIENT GRABS CAP BY THE BACK OF HIS SHIRT AND LIFTS HIM OFF THE GROUND...CAP LOOKS OVER AT HIM...CAP SMILES.. CAP HAS A THUMB TACK IN HIS HAND
CAP: TACK ATTACK!
CAP FLICKS IT IN THE PATIENT EYE..HE DROPS CAP AND HOLDS HIS EYE..THE PATIENT CAP PUNCHES THE THUMB TACK IN HIS EYE..THE INMATE DROPS TO THE GROUND SCREAMING..
VICKIE RUNS OVER TO CAP AND GRABS HIS SHIRT..
CAP: HEY WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!
VICKIE: OKAY
(FRONT ENTRANCE OF THE HALLWAY) VJ GETS TO THE FRONT DOOR BUT A METAL BARICADE IS IN FRONT OF IT...VJ TRIES TO PUSH IT OPEN BUT IT WONT BUDGE... A YOUNG DOCTOR RUNS UP TO VJ
DOCTOR: YOUR THE NEW ORDERLY..CAN YOU HELP ME ESCAPE
VJ LOOKS AROUND
VJ: SURE..BUT HAVE YOU SEEN CAPTAIN COOL?
DR: WHO
VJ: MY FRIEND..HES DRESSED LIKE A STUPID FUCKING SUPER HERO...
DR: EHH.. NO I HAVNT SEEN HIM..BUT YOU CAN LOOK FOR HIM AS WE ESCAPE...
VJ: ALRIGHT...
(IN A DARK HALLWAY) WARNER IS WALKING DOWN THE HALLWAY..HE GETS TO THE SECURITY ROOM... HE OPENS THE DOOR ITS EMPTEY...
A MAN WALKS IN BEHIND HIM...ITS JACK..WARNER TURNS BACK AROUND AND JACK PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE...
(IN A REC ROOM) 7 PATIENTS ARE BEATING UP ON A SMALL BLACK INMATE..THEY THROW HIM INTO A DR. PEPPER VENDING MACHINE
PATIENT: HAHA TIME TO CUT YOU INTO SMALL LITTLE PIECES HAHAHAAHA
THE PATIENT GETS KICKED IN THE FACE AND HE FLIES IN THE AIR AND LANDS ON A POOL TABEL...SWEENY TODD IS THERE
SWEENY: SWEENYS MY NAME
PATIENT 2: GET HIM
SWEENY DROPS DOWN AND LEG SWEEPS ALL OF THEM... SWEENY JUMPS UP AND KICKS THE TOP OF THE CELLING AND FLIES BACK DOWN AND KICKS ONE IN THE FACE KNOCKING HIM OUT...THE OTHER 5 PATIENTS GET UP AND RUN AWAY..
SWEENY WALKS OVER TO THE BLACK INMATE AND HELPS HIM UP...
BLACK GUY: THANK YOU...
SWEENY: LETS GET OUT OF HERE
(CAP AND VICKIE RUN DOWN A LONG HALLWAY)..THEY GET TO A CAFETERIA...
CAP: OKAY..MAYBE WE COULD-
CAP FLIES FORWARD...VICKIE LOOKS OVER AND TANK IS THERE...
TANK: HEY KIDO..
TANK GRABS VICKIE BY HER NECK...
TANK: MISS ME?
VICKIE SQUIRMS TO GET FREE
VICKIE: HELP!
CAP GETS UP
CAP: STOP...OR ILL KICK YOUR ASS
TANK: YOU...WHAT CAN YOU DO TO A GUY LIKE ME
CAP: IT DOESNT MATTER HOW STRONG YOU ARE..ILL FIND AWAY TO DEFEAT YOU...
TANK ELBOWS HER UPSIDE THE HEAD KNOCKING HER OUT..HE TROWS HER IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM...
TANK: WINNER GETS THE GIRL...
CAP: DEAL...
(IN THE SECURITY ROOM) VJ AND THE DR WALK IN...WARNER IS KNOCKED OUT IN THE ROOM...
DR: OHH MAN...THIS CANT BE-
BLOOD POORS DOWN THE DRS BODY...THERES A SPEAR STICKING THREW THE DRS EYE...HE FALLS DOWN DEAD...JACK IS THERE SMILING...
JACK: HOWS MY NEW SKIN DOING?
(TOP FLOOR) SWEENY AND THE MAN ARE WALKING DOWN A DARK HALLWAY... THEY SEE 3 DEAD PATIENTS WHO ARE COVERED IN BLOOD...
BLACK GUY: WHO DID ALL OF THIS
DR ROBERTS: (BEHIND THEM) HES THE COOLSVILLE BUTCHER..A CRAZY SERIAL KILLER WHO WENT ON A MURDER SPREE 5 YEARS AGO
THEY TURN AROUND... DR ROBERTS IS THERE...
SWEENY: DR ROBERTS, I ALWAYS WANTED TO TRIM THAT BLOODY BUSH OFF YOUR FACE...
DR ROBERTS: MR TODD.. BLACK GUY...
SWEENY: WHY IS EVERYONE OUT LIKE THIS
DR ROBERTS: IM DOING AN EXPERIMENT...TO SEE WHICH OF MY PATIENTS COULD SURVIVE THIS MADNESS..IT DOESNT HELP I HAVE GAVE MY PATIENTS THESE MIRACLE DRUGS
DR ROBERTS PULLS OUT A BOTTLE OF PERSCRIPTION PILLS, WITH ONLY 2 PILLS INSIDE...HE SHAKES THE BOTTLE..
ROBERTS: THIS MAKES YOU STRONGER..MORE VICIOUS..MORE RUTHLESS...AND THE SIDE EFFECT..IT MAKES YOU GO CRAZY!
SWEENY: BUT WHY?
ROBERTS: I LOVE TO SEE HOW BRAINS WORK..WHAT MAKES PEOPLE TICK...SO THIS WAS ALWAYS A FANTASY OF MINE..EVEN SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL... AND THERE ALREADY INVESTIGATING ME...SOON EVERYONE WILL KNOW ABOUT ALL THE EXPERIAMENTS I HAVE BEEN PUTTING MY PATIENTS THREW..AND SOON ILL BE IN JAIL...BUT A MAN CAME TO ME..WITH A OPPERTUNITY TO LIVE OUT MY DREAM EXPERIMENT! ...AND ITS ALL BEEN WORTH IT...ALL THE MADNESS! AND TRUST ME..THE MASNESS HAS JUST BEGUN!
ROBERTS OPENS THE PILL BOTTLE AND DROPS THE PILLS IN HIS MOUTH..HE SWALLOWS IT...
ROBERTS: IM GOING TO ENJOY EVERY SECOND OF IT...
ROBERTS STARTS BECOMING MORE MUCULAR...
ROBERTS: HAHA LETS GO MR TODD!
(CAFETERIA) TANK SWINGS AT CAPS HEAD, CAP DUCKS AND HITS TANK IN THE CHEST 5 TIMES..TANK SMACKS CAP UPSIDE THE HEAD...CAP STUMBLES BACK...HE SHAKES HIS HEAD, CAP LOOKS OVER AND TANK PUNCHES CAPTAIN COOL IN THE NOSE, CAP FLIES BACK AND HITS THE GROUND, WITH BLOOD GUSHING OUT HIS NOSE...CAP KNEES START TO SHAKE..HE FALLS TO THE GROUND...TANK GRABS CAP BY HIS HAIR AND LIFTS HIM UP OFF THE GROUND... TANK PUNCHES HIM IN THE STOMACHE, CAP FLIES BACK ON THE GROUND AND SLIDES...CAP HOLDS HIS STOMACHE
TANK: GIVE UP KID...I THINK IM GOING TO KNOCK SOME BOOTS WITH THIS GIRL BEFORE I SNAP HER NECK...
CAP SPITS OUT SOME BLOOD..
CAP RUNS OVER AT TANK..HE JUMPS UP AT TANK, CAP PUNCHES AT HIM..TANK GRABS CAPS ARM
TANK: ROCK EM SOCK EM UPPERCUT!
TANK UPPER CUTS CAP IN MID AIR..CAP FLIES BACK IN THE AIR AND LANDS ON THE GROUND...TANK POPS HIS KNUCKLES..CAP SLOWLY GETS UP..HIS BODY IS SHAKING...
CAP: DAMN YOU...YOUR NO GOOD TO ANYONE BUT YOURSELF...
TANK: THATS WHAT THIS WORLD HAS BECOME..YOU FIGHT FOR THE WEAK..YOU DIE..YOU FIGHT FOR YOURSELF...AND YOU THRIVE..
CAP COOL DASHES OVER AT TANK, HE KICKS TANK IN THE SIDE OF HIS KNEE..TANK FALLS DOWN TO ONE KNEE..CAP COOL UPPER CUTS TANK
CAP: ROCK EM SOCK EM UPPERCUT!
TANK FLIES BACK ON THE GROUND...
CAP: THANKS..I THINK ILL BORROW THAT MOVE..
TANK RUBS HIS CHIN...
TANK: NICE HIT...BUT..MINES MUCH STRONGER
TANK JUMPS UP..HE SWINGS AT CAP,
TANK: ROCK EM SOCK EM UPPERCUT!
CAP DODGES...TANK LOOKS AT CAP..CAP PULLS A THUMB TACK OUT HIS POCKET
CAP: TACK ATTACK!
CAP FLICKS THE TACK IN HIS EYE...TANK FLIES BACK SCREAMING...
TANK: AHHHHHHH! OHH GOD...HELLLP
CAP RUNS OVER AND KICKS THE WALL..HE JUMPS OFF AND PUNCHES HIM IN THE JAW...TANK FALLS TO THE GROUND...TANK THROWS THE TACK OUT HIS EYE...HE HOLDS HIS EYES...
TANK: OKAY..OKAY WHEN I GET UP! IM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS...
TANK OPENS HIS EYES.. (TANKS POV) EVERYTHING IS ALL BLURRY..SOMEONE STANDS OVER HIM...
TANK: LISTEN CAPTAIN COOL...YOU SHOULD RUN..IM REALLY PISSED OFF!
VICKIE: ITS ME..
TANKS VISION CLEARS..VICKIE IS STANDING ABOVE HIM...VICKIE HAS A METAL PIPE
TANK: GAAA! UHH PATIENT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
VICKIE: ITS VICKIE TO YOU (BACK TO 3RD PERSON)
CAP: LOOK DONT-
VICKIE HITS TANK IN THE FACE, BLOOD SPEWS OUT HIS NOSE..
TANK: AHH YOU BITCH!
VICKIE REPEATEDLY SMASHES THE PIPE AGAINST TANKS HEAD..BLOOD SPLATTERS ALL OVER VICKIE...SHE STOPS AND TANK IS DEAD...
CAP: HOLY SHIT!
(TOP FLOOR) DR ROBERTS AND SWEENY TODD LOOK AT EACH OTHER..DR ROBERTS LUNDGES AT SWEENY TODD, TODD JUMPS UP AND KICKS AT DR ROBERTS HEAD, ROBERTS BLOCKS THE KICK WITH HIS ARM AND GRABS SWEENYS LEG AND THROWS HIM INTO A WALL...SWEENY SLIDES DOWN THE WALL..SWEENY JUMPS UP HE PUNCHES AT ROBERTS...ROBERTS CATCHES THE PUNCH, AND USES HIS OTHER FIST TO PUNCH TODD IN THE RIBS..
SWEENY COUGHS UP SYLIVA..ROBERTS GRABS TODDS HAIR AND LIFTS HIM UP OFF THE GROUND THEN SLAMS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE GROUND..
BLACK GUY: STOP
THE BLACK GUY RUNS OVER AT ROBERTS..ROBERTS PUNCHES HIM IN THE NOSE, THE BLACK GUY IS KNOCKED OUT..
ROBERTS LOOKS DOWN AND SWEENY IS GONE... ROBERTS LOOKS AROUND...SWEENY KICKS THE ROOF AND FLIES DOWN AT ROBERTS...ROBERTSGRABS SWEENY BY HIS SHIRT AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE WALL..SWEENY SCREAMS..ROBERTS THROWS HIM INTO A DOOR..SWEENY FALLS DOWN..
TODD: IF I HAD MY STRAIGHT RAZORS THIS FIGHT WOULD BE OVER...
TODD GETS UP..
ROBERTS: HAHAHA IS THAT SO...
VOICE: THESE BLADES TODD LOOKS BEHIND HIM...A BALD MAN IS THERE WITH NO SHIRT, HE HAS TODDS BOX OF STRAIGHT RAZORS COVERED IN BLOOD...
TODD: MY BLADES
ROBERTS: MR. TODD..SAY HELLO TO THE COOLSVILLE BUTCHER...
THE MAN PULLS OUT THE FIRE RAZOR BLADE...
CB: TIME TO DIE!
THE BUTCHER RUNS AT SWEENY...SWEENY SMOOTHLY GRABS THE BLADE FROM THE BUTCHER AND SLASHES THE BUTCHER IN THE BACK..THE BUTCHER FLIES FORWARD WITH BLOOD SPEWING OUT HIS BACK... HE FALLS TO THE GROUND UNCONTIOUS
SWEENY: NOW..WERE TALKING..
TODD GETS THE BOX FROM THE UNCONTIOUS BUTCHER...
ROBERTS: NOW TIME TO PUT YOUR THEORY TO THE TEST MR. TODD..CAN YOU DEFEAT ME NOW THAT YOU HAVE YOUR BLADES...
TODD: MY FLAME RAZOR JUST GOT DONE HEATING UP!
ROBERTS: LETS GO THEN...
TODD AND ROBERTS RUN PAST EACH OTHER...ROBERTS BEARD FALLS OFF...ROBERTS FILLS HIS BEARD
TODD: I ALWAYS HATED THAT STUPID BEARD...
ROBERTS TURNS AROUND HE SWINGS HIS FIST AT TODD..TODD DUCKS AND SLASHES AT ROBERTS 5 TIMES...BLOOD SPEWS OUT OF HIS CHEST...
ROBERTS FALLS TO THE GROUND...HE STARTS TO SHAKE...
ROBERTS: IT BURNS! IT FEELS LIKE IM ON FIRE!
TODD: COME SEE YOUR BARBER MR TODD AGAIN...
TODD PUTS HIS RAZOR AWAY IN HIS BOX...
(SECURITY ROOM) VJ: IM GOING TO GO...
JACK: I CANT ALLOW THAT..NOT WITHOUT YOUR SKIN...
THE SONG YOU CAME UP BY BIG PUNISHER STARTS PLAYING.. JACK PUTS HIS FIST UP...
VJ: OHH BOY..
THEY STARE AT EACH OTHER... JACK RUNS UP ON VJ...JACK PUNCHES VJ IN THE STOMACHE 5 TIMES VJ SLAPS JACK IN THE FACE..JACK STEPS BACK AND VJ KICKS HIM IN THE CHEST..JACK FLIES BACK INTO THE WALL.. JACK SMILES HE JUMPS UP ON A ROLLING CHAIR, HE KICKS THE WALL AND FLIES AT VJ, VJ SWINGS AT JACK.. JACK JUMPS OVER VJS PUNCH AND KICKS VJ IN THE HEAD, JACK FALLS BACK DOWN IN THE CHAIR, VJ KICKS THE CHAIR IT FLIES OUT FROM JACK, JACK FALLS DOWN AND VJ CATCHES HIM IN MID AIR AND DOES A BEAR HUG...JACK SQUIRMS..JACK HEADBUTTS VJ IN THE HEAD 3 TIMES..VJ JUMPS UP AND SLAMS DOWN TO THE GROUND SLAMMING DOWN ON TOP OF JACK, JACK GASP FOR AIR..
VJ GETS UP..VJ POPS HIS NECK..JACK KICKS VJ IN THE ANKLE, VJ SLIDES DOWN AND FALLS TO HIS KNEE..JACK GETS UP AND PUNCHES VJ IN THE MOUTH.. JACK GRABS A LAMP AND SMASHES IT OVER VJS HEAD, SHATTERING IT..VJ GRABS JACK AND TACKLES HIM ON TOP OF A DESK AND THEY SMASH THREW IT..JACK BITES VJS HAND..VJ SCREAMS...VJ PUNCHES JACK IN THE FACE 4 TIMES WITH HIS OTHER HAND..JACK LETS GO..JACKS FACE IS BLACK...JACK SMILES..JACK PULLS A SWITCH BLADE OUT AND STABS VJ IN THE SHOULDER 3 TIMES..VJ GRABS HIS HAND AND SNAPS HIS WRIST..JACK SCREAMS AND LETS GO OF THE SWITCHBLADE..VJ GETS UP AND THROWS JACK INTO THE WALL..WHILE JACK IS IN MID AIR. VJ TACKLES HIM THREW THE WALL...
THERE BOTH ON THE GROUND UNDER COLLAPSED WALL..JACK GETS UP...HE WALKS INTO A STAIR WELL...VJ GETS UP...VJ WALKS INTO THE STAIR WELL...JACK IS THERE WITH BOMBS STRAPPED TO HIS CHEST.. (SONG ENDS)
JACK: I WOULDNT IF I WAS YOU...
VJ: YOUVE HAD THAT ON YOU THE ENTIRE TIME!
JACK: YEAH...TO BAD..I REALLY WANTED TO WEAR YOUR SKIN..
VJ: DUDE THATS CREEPY
JACK: I WOULD HAVE LEFT YOU ALIVE...AND FORCED YOU TO WATCH ME EAT YOUR PENIS
A CLOSE UP OF VJS EYES..HE SQUINTS GETTING REALLY SERIOUS
VJ: NO ONE...THREATENS PHELLIPE
VJ KICKS JACK IN THE CHEST, BREAKING THE RAIL OF THE STAIR CASE JACK FALLS DOWN STORIES OF STAIRS..HALFWAY DOWN JACK HITS A BUTTON AND EXPLODES...THE BUILDING CATCHES ON FIRE
VJ: SHIT! I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THE BOMBS! OHHH SHIT...OHH NO... HOW COULD I FORGET! NOW MY BOSS IS REALLY GOING TO BE PISSED AT ME
(TIME ELASP) CAP BUST THREW A DOOR TO THE OUTSIDE WITH VICKIE FOLLOWING...
CAP LOOKS AT THE BURNING BUILDING...
CAP: VJS INSIDE...IM GOING BACK IN
VICKIE: ITS OKAY..I MADE IT..
VICKIE KISSES CAPTAIN COOL...
CAP: HUH HUH... HEY...UMM THANK YOU
VICKIE: YOU DONT HAFT TO THANK ME...
A WINDOW BUST OPEN..SWEENY FLIES OUT OF IT WITH THE BLACK MAN IN HIS ARMS...SWEENY PUTS THE BLACK MAN DOWN...
SWEENY: THAT WAS CLOSE...
(INSIDE) VJ IS RUNNING DOWN SOME BURNING STAIRS WITH WARNER AROUND HIS SHOULDER...VJ GETS TO THE BOTTOM FLOOR...VJ GOES OUT HE SEES THE EXIT..VJ STARTS RUNNING TO IT..
VOICE: WAIT!
VJ STOPS..VJ LOOKS TO SEE MR STEVENS TRAPPED UNDER A BOOK SHELF THATS ON FIRE...
STEVENS: VJ..PLEASE MOVE THIS DAMN BOOKSHELF...
VJ: I DONT KNOW...THAT BOOKSHELF IS ON FIRE...
STEVENS: IM YOUR BOSS...AND..ILL GIVE YOU..A WEEKS UNPAID VACATION...ILL PAY YOU...
VJ: OKAY...
STEVENS: 100 HUNDRED DOLLERS...
VJ: 100!
STEVENS: OKAY OKAY...FINE.. 23 HUNDRED
WARNER WAKES UP..HE GRABS VJS HAIR AND PULLS IT...
WARNER: GAAAAAA
VJ: GAAAAAA
STEVENS: NO WAIT!
VJ RUNS OUT THE BUILDING WITH WARNER...
CAP: VJ!
VJ: CAPTAIN COOL!
CAP: NO SHUT UP! LOOK VICKIE WANTS TO GO OUT WITH ME...
VJ: DUDE..SHES CRAZY..I DONT THINK THATS A GOOD IDEA...
CAP: NAH SHUT UP...ITS FINE!
THE BLACK GUY WAKES UP...HE STANDS UP
SWEENY TODD: BLACK GUY YOUR UP..
BLACK GUY: HEY..EVERYONE MADE IT..
VJ: NO..NO EVERYONE PRETTY MUCH DIED EXCEPT THE 6 OF US..
WARNER: HE SAID..6.. SIX TIMES FOUR IS 24..MINUS ONE..23..AHH-
VJ PUNCHES WARNER IN THE NOSE AND KNOCKS HIM OUT...
MIKE IN MAITENANCE IS WATCHING THEM IN A TREE..
VICKIE GRABS CAPTAIN COOLS HAND...THEY ALL STARE AT THE BURNING MENTAL HOSPITAL...THE SONG JUST DROPPED IN TO SEE WHAT CONDITION MY CONDITION IS IN STARTS PLAYING BY KENNY ROGERS... (AT THE TREE NEXT TO THE MENTAL FACILITY) MIKE LIGHTS A CIGRET... HE SMILES
MIKE: GOODBYE SON..
(BACK TO THE GANG) THEY ALL STARE UP AT THE FLAMING BUILDING..AND THE SUNSET BEHIND IT END
