A Very Supernatural Public Service Announcement
Ackles: "Hi there. We're Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, and Misha Collins. You may know us from tv's Supernatural, but probably not because apparently the CW is cursed or something. We'd like to take a moment to talk to you about adopting a dog into your family."
Padalecki: "As we've seen on Supernatural this season, the only thing Sam was really missing in life was a dog. And a hot chick. But how did he meet that hot chick?"
Ackles: "By adopting a dog."
Padalecki: "Exactly. So if you want a little something extra to be thankful for this season, consider adopting from my favorite charity A Dog's Life Rescue. Remember, adopt a dog and you'll never walk alone."
Collins: "It doesn't have to be a puppy, either. November is Adopt an Older Pet Month. Old dogs still have a lot of love to give. After all, if the story of Castiel has taught us anything it's that you can teach an old dog new tricks."
Ackles: "Well said, Misha! If you aren't able to adopt right now there are a number of ways you can still be a real life angel for this amazing group. You can volunteer, become a foster parent, or you can simply register your Ralph's Reward Card to benefit the charity. Every little bit helps."
Padalecki starts to get a little cocky.
Padalecki: "For all you Sammy fans out there, and I know most of you are, if you don't have a Ralphs card or live close enough to volunteer, donations to A Dog's Life can be made through on their site, a dog's life rescue dot org, and are entirely tax deductible."
Collins clears his throat and speaks in a pointed manner.
Collins: "And for all our Destiel fans, as I know many of you are, bear in mind that if Jared hadn't ruined all our scenes together, perhaps it would be Sam and Castiel who would've shared that 'profound bond.' So think of this as a way to say thanks."
Padalecki: "That also would've required Misha not being so very weaksauce. Perhaps if Misha adopted a dog he'd find the confidence he needs to stand up to a few harmless on-set pranks."
Collins breaks and stare down Padalecki.
Collins: "My confidence is fine. I've run an 83k, Padalecki."
Padalecki: "From what? Someone wave a whoopee cushion at you?"
Collins jumps for Padalecki, who makes 'come at me bro' faces, but Jensen comes between. From the look on Jensen's face, he does this a lot.
Ackles: "Hey, what did I say!? No one gets their smart phones back until we finish this!"
After a few more gestures on both sides, Padalecki and Collins ruefully retake their positions on either side of Jensen and offer the camera perfect holiday smiles.
Collins: "So give from the heart, everyone. Because without Jared being a little bitch, Destiel might never have been canon."
Ackles turns to him.
Ackles: "Dude, it's not canon. Stop telling people that. We've discussed this, Misha."
Collins: "IT'S CANON IN MY MIND, JENSEN!"
Ackles (nervous): "Right. Okay then."
Ackles turns back to the camera.
Ackles: "So this holiday season, consider opening your heart to the love of a homeless dog-"
Collins: "-or angel."
Padalecki: "Just maybe don't name it Balthazar. Sebastian Roche 'marked' half the set while he was here. We're still trying to remove all the stains."
Ackles: "We're the cast of Supernatural and that's… One to grow on."
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The End
