AN: So, like peeps i was like so bored and i saw a billion of thise and i was like i shood totes rite one! omgs!

its so awesome!

awesome!

preeti!

awesome!

i am very illiterate!


So like, yestirday my jerk brother came to camp. His name was justin laketimber. Hes was like butt ugly butt for some reeson all the girls thought he was so smexy. Even tho i was a billion times like. Hotter than him.

Everybuddy thout hes was soooooo brave. Everybuddy tinks he killed 10000000000 monsters! But tht totes not writ!

So suddenly dad came out of nowhere and told me mom died. So i hid behind a bush, pissed on it, and kried. Why she ded nuw?

Finalbly wen i came out dady disowned me. So i climbed up a tree and creed some more.

So i came down to tha beech and i died. Because annabeth was kissing mark. Like, frenckkissing him. I watched there makeot session for another minute. Finalbly when mark pussed her up against a tree and kised her nek did i move.

"Annabeth i thout u lvd me!"

She loked at me in digust. " mark is so muuch betta! I never loved u!"

I threw a preeeti ring on tha ground. "I was gonna propose!"

" well forget it, its over!"

And that is how ma jorny from hapy to uterly depresed begins.


So finably i was totes depresed. I was sad. Meh mum was gne. Meh dady left meh. Meh solmat was nvr meh solmat.

Suddenli this preeti dude steped ot of nowere.

" meh names choas" he sed.

"Cool" i sed.

" i have a big army. Since u convenintly lost ur famly and frends whood u like to join?"

" cool. Ya."

" coolz. Com witt meh."


so i was in this cool room that was so contradiktoal it was normel.

"Wows. So pretti and ugli at sme tim."

"Ikr?"

Sudenly an bunsh of familar peeple steped ot of nowere.

" omgs luke is it u?"

" ya! Omg!" He huged meh an weh started a bromance.

Then i saw selena and beckendorf. " omgs guys r u togeter?"

" omgs yes!" then meh an selena huged an bekendorf punched me in tha fac for huging hes grilfrend.

I saw li and it was so cool! Weh have a bromance now!

Then i saw zoe and i was like, " omgs arent you ded?"

And she was just like, ".look around" she looked really smexy.

.so i looked arood an i realized that everyone was ded.

" cool am i ded?"

"Ya" choas said.

"Cool."

" but i am uberpowerful so u r not ded."

" groovi."

He lokked at me. " u r now my super assasin."

"Omgs really!"

" ya. Your super secret assasin name is alpha. Tell it to evryone u met. Introduse urself that way."

Suddenly i gelt myself chqngeing. A random mirror appeared oot of nowher.

I lokked sooooooo hot. Seriusli. I had really defined musles and my eyes were like, green-gold. My hair was perfect and i had an awesome tan and a really awesome ninja suit on.

Suddenly everyone arood mi neeled on the floor and said "hail new assasin of choas.u r really awsome."

zoe suddenli came next to mi and kised me. We made out for a bianca appeared ot of nowhere and i kised both of them at the same tim. We made ot for 6 hours.

And i was sooo hapi.

To be continued...


Real AN: I busted quite a few brain cells writing this. Maybe I'll spend my time working on an original chaos story. Instead on this crap. But I'll finish this parody. Definitely.

Because this is exactly what every Chaos story is like.

I'm LOL-ing right now.

How is this not stupid?!