Title: Lumberjack Lawyers - The AxSue Moments Never Shown On Screen

Sub Title: Disturbing Sue (Pilot)

Episode Prompt: "Pilot"

Author: PurpleOrchid85

Rating: PG-13 to T
Fandom: The Middle

Pairing: Axl/Sue (Heckcest, Axsue, Lumberjack Lawyers, whichever shipping name you prefer)
Canon/Non Canon Moment: an 'Non-Canon moment' inside an Canon episode (with a squint if 'you see' Heckcest)

Summary: Axl annoys Sue while he's 'exiled' to Sue's room.

Word Count approx: 760

Disclaimer:

Axl Heck & Sue Heck and every character that is mentioned in this Fanfiction in relation of The Middle are copyrighted by ABC and its creators/producers DeAnn Heline and Eileen Heisler.

When Sue burst into her room singing one of the songs she learnt during the show choir rehearsal that afternoon once she found out she was on rotation for crew, she jumped when she discovered her brother relaxing on her bed.

"Axl!? What are you doing in here?" she shrilly asked.
"Dad said I should come here as a punishment since I like my room." he rolled his eyes.
"Uh - why?" she asked.
"I got suspended for three games for calling my coach a moron who called a bomb on fourth and one. And Dad said because I liked my room, I had to stay in here." he replied, leaning back against the headboard, fiddling with Mr. Woofy in his hands.
She wrested her favourite stuffed toy away from him and said "Fine. If you need to be in here, do be quiet; I'm going to do my homework." She unzips her bag and pulls out her homework and put them on her study desk, and sat down and began to do her homework.

Axl watched her for a while in silence, until he got bored. He got up and leaned over her shoulder and read out loud her English homework, then finishing with a sarcastic "Wow, you're such a dork!" then sat on her desk.

"Axl! I said to be quiet!" Sue said annoyed shoving at his shoulder, trying to get him off her desk.

He grabbed a strand of her hair and tugged while saying "Nah, being quiet is boring."

"Then find something other than annoying me to entertain yourself. Maybe take a leaf out of Brick's book and go and read a book!" She shot back, pulling her hair out of Axl's hand and then picked her biro up again about to continue writing her homework out, only having the pen snatched out of her hand by Axl.

"Axl!" she nearly shouted.

He waved it over her head, then pulled back before she would grab it, then repeated, every time the moving the biro higher and higher until she started jumping up to reach it. "Give it back, you jerk!" she said irritated at how amused her brother was with his little prank.

Finally she shoved him. Surprised at the act of violence, he fell backwards onto her bed. Sue jumped on him and stretched out for the stolen biro and instantly snatched it out of his hand, rolled off him and returned to her homework.

With a sigh of boredom, he slumped onto Sue's bed. Spontaneously, he began "99 bottles of beer on the wall, Take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. Take one down and pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall. Take one down and pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall. Take one down and pass it around, 95 bottles of beer on the wall…" he continued singing the song. Suddenly he was tackled by Sue, who had enough of Axl singing the annoying song.

"I told you to be quiet, Axl!" she said angrily, her hands fisted in Axl's shirt.

"I told you I was bored!" he shot back.

"Fine. If you're bored, we'll play UNO to pass the time until dinner. I'm sure you'll be allowed to go back to your own room after dinner." She said picking up the pack of UNO cards from her drawer.

"UNO! Boom, I win!" Axl cheered for the fifth time while playing UNO. Sue rolled her eyes and dropped her cards as she said "Fine. Let's play a different game."

Axl laughed and said pointedly "You'll lose at that whatever else you'll pick out too. That's all you're good at: losing."

Sue glared at Axl and opened her mouth to say something cutting, but Frankie's voice interrupted them "Dinner!"

Axl quickly zipped out of there almost like lighting, while Sue followed her brother in a slower speed and took her microwaved meal from Frankie and followed everyone else to the coffee table in front of the television.

"Thanks Dad, for telling Axl that he was grounded in my room, I couldn't get my homework done and had to entertain him because he was bored!" she snapped at Mike.

Mike opened his mouth, but a meaningful glare from Frankie made him change what he was about to say to his daughter.

"Sorry. Didn't think that one through, Sue. However, you're still in trouble Axl." Mike apologised to Sue then glared at Axl, who rolled his eyes and mumbled out a "Whatevs." while eating.