I do not own Naruto and if I did Itachi, and Mikoto wouldn't have died

"Naruto" -normal speech

'Stupid idiots' - normal thoughts

"Oi gaki listen to me" -Powerful/Dark being speech

'stupid ningen'-Powerful/Dark being Thoughts

*thunder* -action

Kage bunshin no jutsu -Techniques

"Yo baka" Beings translation/speech

-Oh this is good- Digital speech

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A/N: Note This. Is. Fiction. Here I am God, and I can decide how each character acts or behaves. I'll be updating about 1-3 times a month, sorry. I'm trying something new with the writing style, so tell me what you think. YY:MM:DD

A/N2: Screw Ajit Varadaraj Pai V. That 44 y/o 4868 Old Dominion Dr. Arlington, VA 22207 born bastard. Anonymous that his #'s are Phone: 703-533-7359 Phone: 703-351-3094. The internet belongs to be able to be used without having to pay out the nose. Anonymous is leading the main charge.

Happy Winter Solstice and early Feliz Navidad

*story start*

*Capsule Corp District A 762:11:9 (09:00)*

Our story takes place on the blessed ball of rock known as Earth. Located in WST 3338926 K. West City, Capsule Corp an unfamiliar blond teen lies beside the Namekians star-craft inside a small crater with the debris caking his black spandex beneath his plated samurai armour similar to that of a feudal samurai.

"Ouch, what the happened to me?" the spiky haired blonde asked as he removed his time breaker themed mask and allowed his blue eyes to scan the land, before halting at a single palm tree with a blue haired figure hiding a little over 1.5m behind it.

"Hey buddy! Can you tell me where I am? I'm kinda lost." The blond asked as the bluenette walked out in a yellow and black space suit with a phaser rifle 2373 aimed at his whisker marked face.

"Freeze right there buddy. Your gonna stay right there, and you'll tell me how you got here. Are you allied with those Saiyan's from Earlier?" The lady asked with her weapon aimed at his face, but keeping a metre distance.

"Saiya-jin? Look mis-" the 1.75m blond tried to approach her, but the energized rifle beam sliced his cheek and stopped him moving.

"I said freeze. I'm tired of weird human/animal aliens showing up and making a mess. This is a Capsule Corps special edition Phaser rifle: Model 2373. It can fire a concentrated beam of Ki through a nearly 30cm of solid tungsten. So don't move, or you'll need a new arm." the Bluenette threatened as her CC rifle began to hum to life as the muzzle glowed a fiery red.

"Ok! OK! So what do you want to know miss-?" the whiskered blond trailed off with his hands resting behind him.

"Bulma Briefs, and I want to know who are you, why you're here, and what are you planning to do?" Bulma demanded as she prodded his chest with her rifle.

"I can answer that,... maybe. Uh, my name is Naruto Uzumaki, and I think I'm a human. As for why I'm here, and What am I gonna do... I don't really know. My memories on every thing personal is a blank. I know most of my techniques but other then that I just come up with nothing." Naruto explained before Bulma looked at the top of his head.

"Humans don't have ears on their head, and a bushy tail behind them." Bulma pointed out as he grabbed his kitsune themed tail with his right hand, and his ears with his left.

"Sweet Kami, I've got sweet ears!" Naruto yelled as his tail wagged, before immediately covering them from the sound of his yell.

"So you're just an idiot then." the female complained as she lowered her weapon, and holstered it on her back.

"Yea-hey. I'm ... probably not that bad. At least I don't think so." the Blond muttered as he ran his fingers through his hair, but stopped when he felt cold metal against his kitsune ears.

"Why do you have those rings, are you married?" the 29 year old asked him as he looked at the silver overlapping X patterned rings on his indexes and green copies on his ring fingers.

"I don't think so, they look ceremonial. So what now? I'm pretty sure I'd be classified as a hobo or at least a vagabond." The youthful appearing blond explained to her, causing Bulma to adopt a thinking pose. Then slam her fist into her palm.

"You can be my escort. 'cause in a few hours, my friend Goku's son Gohan, and Goku's fellow disciple Krillin are gonna head off to Namek to find the race that created the Dagon balls and wish out friends back to life." the bluenette slightly rambled, earning a blank look from him.

"I accept, I guess. But could you explain what... everything you just said means." Naruto asked, getting the woman of science to nod. For the next four hours, the scientist gave him the Cliff-note equivalent of the past Thirteen years from the Former Emperor Pilaf to the Saiyan Invasion. While she explained, a white moustached Doctor bearing a striking resemblance to her proceeded to work on the Namekian spacecraft with a Latté machine in hand, and the noir coloured cat on his shoulder.

"So... Gohan was kidnapped by a Piccolo and trained while his dad was dead, before you brought him back to life. And this is normal to you?" Naruto summarized to her, all the while the Doctor loaded seemingly frivolous items into the ship. Ranging from Crates of Hetap, to Cappuccino refill packs.

"Pretty much. So when you're ready, you can load up on the ship. Is it ready yet dad?" Bulma asked the older scientist who sat a crate beside the vertical lift entrance.

"Ready? It's no where near ready. I still haven't installed the espresso machine." the doctor rejected while setting the crate on the platform, them sent it into the Namek ship.

"Do you really need an Espresso? I don't think it's really that important." Naruto added, earning an exasperated look from the Dr. Briefs.

"OH and toilet paper isn't really that important. Why don't we all use leaves like animals!" the older bluenette yelled as a bald midget in an orange/blue gi, and a bowl cut kid in a purple and white collared outfit similar to his former Namekian teacher.

"We won't need espresso on our trip, it'll just take up space." The midget announced, causing the Dr. to stop loading boxes and walk off in a huff, muttering "Just like you."

"So Bulma, who's... he?" the youngest of the group asked gesturing towards the feudally dressed samurai with a dark red kitsune tail.

"He's an amnesiac that landed here Gohan. He seemed harmless so I've taken him as a bodyguard for our trip. After watching you guys fight with the Saiyans, I want some protection." Bulma explained as she pointed her thumb towards the blond staring at a butterfly in his outstretched hands.

"Well if you trust him. Now lets load into this spaceship with a complete stranger, and head towards Namek. Yay..." the bald midget weakly cheered as they were lifted into the ship and took their empty seats, with Bulma in the Captains seat, Naruto beside her, and Krillin seated adjacent from Gohan.

"Lets go! Dorigelop crafca Namek!" the Captain announced as the ship vertically launched into the sky, then soared through the cosmos. Passing Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus(UR-anos), then Pluto/Charon in under a minute. Once the craft reached a constant speed, the crew unbuckled themselves and the only blond turned towards Bulma.

"Ms. Brief if you don't need me for now, I'd like to try and collect myself." Naruto asked as he bowed 90˚ towards the scientist.

"Uh... yeah. Just me be careful. Certain parts of the ship still need namekian to activate, so remember 'seata belta' is for the bathroom." Bulma explained as he stood up, nodded, then exited the cockpit in search of a silent place. Oddly enough his sanctum of silence was located near the self contained energy well engine.

Stripping off his armour and undershirt, he sat crosslegged in his baggy pant with his unknown origin helmet in lap. Once he closed his eyes, he felt a sharp pull, and opened his eyes to see a void resembling oil upon water on the horizon with magenta crystals levitating past him.

Unlike on the ship earlier, he was fully garbed in lamellar breast plating, his two silver and two green rings, and face mask equipped on his side. Before he could further investigate the space, a double sided pike sliced out of the void and a white haired female walked out of the rift.

"Who are you? Where am I?" the blond demanded as he instinctively held his fists in front of him. Immediately the red and black suited lady held her hand to her mouth and laughed mirthfully at his confusion.

"Don't worry my little pet, all will be answered in due time. Just know that you are mine, Bulma might be your 'master'. You. Belong. To me." the somewhat erotically dressed blue skinned lady reminded him before she spun around and drove her staff through his chest.

"*GASP*" Immediately shooting open his eyes, the blond reached for his supposed spot he was stabbed mere seconds ago only to find un-marred flesh in its place. Reaching for the mask, he stared at the X-finite mark on the mask and rings was similar if not identical to the one located on his 'masters' breast button.


Many days have past since this motley crew of humans, fox-man, and demi-saiyan embarked on their trip towards the Namekian home planet. Aside from Naruto's brief interaction with his aforementioned 'master', the ship managed to arrive on the green sky, blue grassed planet in under a month.

"So this is Namek, ? Is there anywhere specific we need to check, or look?" Naruto asked while adjusting his plate armour, and his mask by his side.

"Yeah, lets set up base in that cave. Krillin, take the Dragon Radar and fly with Gohan to find the Dragon Balls. Naruto, help me move some crates into there." Bulma instructed as she handed krillin the radar, then lobbed a miniature capsule into the cavern with a puff of smoke.
"Got it. Lets go Gohan." Krillin declared as the duo soared off with the radar in hand, while Bulma entered the Capsule Corps house resting inside it.

"Guard the entrance Naruto, I'm going to radio Earth and let everyone know we've landed on Namek. I don't know what kind of wildlife might be here so watch the door." Bulma instructed from the house, causing Naruto to sit on a flattish rock outside the opening with his eyes closed.

During his wait, he could see an outlay of the planets topography. outlines of every tree, blade of grass, and foreign star craft on the planets surface. Sentient life seemed to be more luminescent compared to the plant life, with one being glowing life an all-consuming fire wanting to ravage all the land. But the torch approaching them garnered his immediate attention.

"Oh~? It appears Lord Frieza was correct about someone residing here. Tell me boy, do you happen to know where a village is or where I can find some wish orbs?" the effeminate teal skinned and green haired warrior asked as the seated blond opened his frigid blue eyes towards him.

"Zarbon of the Frieza army. Why is someone of your ... caliber doing here?" Naruto asked as his energy built up around his hands and he stood up, staring slightly upwards at the high ranking Frieza army official.

"So you know me. Then you know what the Friezian army is capable of." Zarbon threateningly implied with a matching glare.

"I don't, so why don't you remind me." Naruto asked as he held up his left hand in an energy covered claw close to Zarbon's exposed eye.

"The Frieza Army will raze this planet to the ground with no discrimination. Now do you know something or will I have to force you?" the warrior asked as Naruto lowered his hand and head, causing his hair to cover his eyes.
"So thats it. Yeah, I know everything I need." Naruto muttered as blue fire crawled up his hands past his wrists.

"Good now whe-GAH!" the green haired commanding officer groaned as an inflamed right hand pierced his right breast plating.

"Your kind disgust me, begone and never return here." Naruto harshly instructed as his left hand palm struck the warrior away from their base, and out of sight.

"Hey Naruto, what happened?" Bulma called from the cave, unaware that Naruto cleaned his hands off in the water.

"We had company. Radio in that we're gonna need all the help that we can. The strongest ones Earth has." Naruto advised as he reentered the cave.

"What do you mean? What's happening?" the scientist asked as she worked on her communication device.

"There's some person named Lord Frieza looking for some Wishing orbs here. So they're probably after the Dragon Balls." Naruto declared as he sat on the couch behind her with her rifle resting on it.

"That sounds pretty bad, but who's Frieza and how do you remember them?" Bulma asked as she stopped working on the machine to look at him.

"I'm not sure how, but the Frieza Army is known for their extreme subjugation of people and their cruel treatment to those who appose them. So from what you told me about Goku, we'll need him here to help us." Naruto answered before an explosion sounded from the mouth of the cave.

"What the hell happened? Bulma asked as the two walked out of the cave to see their smoking ship with a hand wide hole travelling from the cockpit through the engine and out of the stern of the starship.

"Damn it. Get ready to hunker down. We're stranded on a planet with a world buster megalomaniac with homicidal tendencies and legions of followers underneath him." Naruto huffed in exasperation, before throwing his arms up in frustration and reentering the cave. When he entered, the remnants of the ship exploded by sending a fiery rain across the surrounding field.

"*Sigh* I miss the days when the biggest thing I had to worry about is Goku." Bulma muttered to herself before heading back into their base to deliver the message.


"Alright, so Goku's currently in a faster CC brand spaceship but he'll take about six or seven days at most. So what now?" Bulma asked as Naruto started harvesting the salvageable metal and parts from the former ship.

"You stay at the base/fortress Imma 'bout to make, while I deal with these loons running around." Naruto commanded as he made a makeshift door from the ships hull and former ships landing struts.

"So you just expect me to sit in that cave while you, Krillin, and Gohan get to explore a foreign planet in search for the Dragon balls?" Bulma rhetorically asked while he set the last hunk of metal beside the entrance.

"pretty much yeah. Or would you rather be out there with dozens of homicidal weirdos?" Naruto suggested while dusting off his hands.

"Well when you put it like that it sounds pretty bad. So what should I do while I'm waiting for you guys?" the brilliant scientist asked the blond escorting her into the cave.

"Make more of those blasters. Like a cannon, or an EPG. There's some people who'd be surprised by a pretty girl with a cannon." Naruto stated as the blushing lady entered the house.
"O-ok. Just don't do anything to stupid or dumb." Bulma ordered as sat on the couch and de-capsuled her wiring kit.

"Maybe. Who knows, I might find some other pretty lady to serve." Naruto teased before dodging a face height laser blast.

"Watch it blondie. Now go deal with those baddies before I change my mind." Bulma advised with the rifle in hand, causing the blond exit and barricade the entrance.
'Lets go.' Naruto thought as he built up the energy into his legs, then released with a colossal leap. Repeating the process several times, the Kitsune warrior eventually landed beside a spiky haired warrior in a modified version of armour similar to Zarbon with golden shoulder pads and a royal Saiyan crest on her breastplate.

"Who the hell are you? You don't look like any of the slug men of this planet, and your armour isn't any like that issued by the Frieza army. So who the hell are you?" the formerly tailed warrior demanded as she charged up a ball of dark purple energy in hand.

"Nope. I'm just some guy looking for some magic rocks, and not the drug kind. Though I might-nah that would end badly. Names Naruto Uzumaki, what's yours?" the blond asked as he held his hand out in a relaxed manner. After evaluating his relaxed form, she dismissed her energy and cautiously took his hand.

Sadala of Vegeta. Child of King Vegeta, and heiress of all Saiyans." The spiky haired warrior boasted by applying a slight pressure on his hand.

"Awesome. So... do you work for those Frieza Army guys?" Naruto not organically asked her, irritating her.

"Sadala-sama refuses to serve such weaklings. Frieza is no match for myself." Sadala boasted as she puffed out her chest proudly.

"Really? Well would you mind telling me what you know about them? I'm kinda feeling pissed at them." Naruto explained as he cracked his knuckles.
"I may, but Sadala-sama does not do such things for free." the Princess explained by peering directly into his eyes.

"Ok. How about we make a bet?"

*End*