Greetings fellow community. This is a reupload of my previous script form story that I was informed to rewrote. It has taken a while and the other chapters are still in progress, but have no fear I shall finish them post haste (or when I hape the opportunity to do so). enjoy and Happy Valentines to you the community, to our favorate lolita vampire and shota puppet master and... I guess Hazama too for for me giving him a chance to screw around with their lives.
Prologue
Hazama, in his green ,ethereal ghost thingy form , flashes a large red smile and taunts to his defeated opponents. Namely the three powerful entities TA, Tb, TC.
"Enjoy your eternal lives hacking your way outta this one folks! See ya!" As the three entities give their last words, they slowly disappear from their chairs. Hazama gives a maniacal laugh at the now empty chairs because…. reasons?
"Well….. with that taken care of it's time to skiddly doo back to that rat hole Earth. " As he walks away from the furniture, he makes another random statement because…. Hazama reasons?
"Damn! White, white, white everywhere! With all the power those guys had, they could have – uh – REMODELED!" Screaming the last part as if to make a point to someone. But, it looks like even the crazed Ghostbusters reject has some sense and realizes what he was doing.
"Oooooh, right. Still hacking away….. apparently…." An awkward silence follows for a while before he realizes something. "Oh, yeah, I almost forgot." He then claps his…. Uh…. Stub hands…. And slowly reconstructs his Captain Hazama of the Novus Orbis Librarium form.
"Ahhh, much better. This way, I can hold "things" and still look like ( he then does a short Michael Jackson dance) A SMOOTH CRIMINAL. Hahahah…."
He the stops his tracks and looks at a certain spot in the whiteness around him. He lets out a questioning look and then smack the back of his own head which causes his … eyes to fall out ?! He then appears …. to shine them…. And then puts them back in his empty eye sockets. "Yep, it's not me. I spy with my little eyes a black dot in the whiteness. Most intriguing…"
His curiosity aroused, he then screams to the heavens and says "And Hazama said, let there be two doors !"
Nothing happens. Not unless you consider the gust of wind, the tumbleweed that came out of nowhere, and the cricket noise in the background. Yep, absolutely nothing….
"What? You want specifics? Okay, let's see …." He clears his throat and declares unto the heavens "And Hazama said, let there be two doors where one would appear in his front, the other would appear to his right, the first having a medium sized number one and the other having a medium sized number two, both on top of their doors, both glowing with neon lights, and both are made of wood!"
One slide whistle in the background later, two doors then fall with all the specifics mentioned. How he is doing all of this is still a mystery to me so please readers, just go with it ….
"All right, now we're kick'n it into high gear!Vroom vroom! Now….host, what are my options ?!"
Then in a puff of smoke, a clone of Hazama holding a mike and standing on a stage appears. The only noticeable difference being that his clothes (hat, vest, pants, and shoes) are colored white. Let's call this dude Hazama clone #1 because… reasons. "Hello, Mr. Hazama looking suave as always."
"Why thank you, Hazama." Replies the original Hazama.
"You're welcome, Mr. Hazama. Okay , so your options are, drum roll please, (sound of drum roll plays in the background) Door #1 ! A simple ArsMagus teleportation portal that leads back to Earth. Or take, drum roll again, please, ( sound of a drum roll plays in the background again) Door #2! Investigate that ultra, super tiny black dot that is out of place in this vast whiteness ! The choice is yours!"
Unable to make a decision, the original Hazama asks "Hmmmm … What do the polls say?"
A that moment, a spectator box filled with … multiple Hazama's in different suit colors … appear out of nowhere and start chanting …. Ow, my brain…. too random…
" Number 2! Number 2! We want you to go Number 2! " chants the crowd
"Ew! Gross! What is wrong with you people?!" protests Hazama
"I don't think they meant THAT, but…. Ew, gross, and thank you indeed crowd! Well, Mr. Hazama, you've heard the plea of the people and they are a go for Door #2! Whatcha say Mr. Hazama, is it a hurrah for 2? " asks the Hazama host.
Then a little Hazama with a devil tail and horns appear on Hazama's left shoulder.
"Go for it, man. You're all on standby until the next game comes out anyway, so it's all honk dory. " says the first Hazama devil
Then, another little Hazama devil appears on his right shoulder.
" I agree with him , man." replies the second Hazama devil.
"Hey, aren't you supposed to be like …. an angel?" asks Hazama since in these typical scenarios there should be an angel and a demon. But Hazama has two devils soooooo…
"Oh, I tied up that guy and stuffed him in a closet. That way, I get screen time." snickers the second Hazama devil.
"Good call …." says Hazama
He then turns around and addresses the crowd of his other look a likes " All right Hazama, the crowd has voted, I'm currently a role less bum, and the devil has spoken. I'm ArsMagusing for Door #2! " "Excellent choice, Mr. Hazama!" replies the host as the second door opens.
He then does his transformation/summoning sequence-
"Woah, woah, woah. I have a transformation/summoning sequence? Is it going to be like those cutesy… girly ones? 'Cause if it is I'm so gonna.."
Calm your fedora down, Hazama. It's not like that at all. Just watch…..
(Cool transformation sequence with black and green colors, snake themes everywhere, and cool camera angles with Hazama doing cool poses)
"Huh, not bad….."
Told you so. Now, where were we… Ah yes.
He then does his transformation/summoning sequence, summons Ouroboros, and unleashes it at the black dot. "Ouroborous, I command thee to take me there!"
As Ouroborous flies forth, the host Hazama gives the original a remote control with a big red button on it. "When the button glows red, don't forget to press it." "Okie dokie" replies Hazama.
Ouroborous then stops moving and Hazama gives it a slight tug to check. "Hooked, lined, and ready to troll. Sayonara, good look'n to ya. Ouroborous, pull!" .
He is then quickly pulled towards the direction of the black dot. He then appears to … ski on the now water like floor…. Okay…. and as he is about half way there he brings out the remote control and presses the now glowing red button. As he does so, a huge explosion occurs. He looks over his shoulder and sees that the spot where the Hazama clones were now had a … an atomic bomb mushroom cloud over it !? Where the hell did he get an atomic bomb on my set-….. I mean, uhmm….. He looks at the cloud with a smile on his face.
"So, that's the power of the atomic fission I've heard so much about. Not as powerful as an ArsMagus, but I wish the ArsMagus was that flashy and boomy. Oh well, that's progress always being a jackass I guess …" A few seconds later, he hears a roaring sound. "What the… is that a tidal wave?"
As the tidal wave from the apparent atomic blast closes in on Hazama, he snaps his fingers and out of nowhere a surfboard appears. He then hops on the surfboard and surfs the rest of the way.
After a while, he finally reaches his destination. "Ma'an! That sure was one kawabungalicious ride!" He then retracts Ouroborous and starts fiddling with it. "Okay, what do we have here…. Woah." What lay in front of him was a large machine that had computer screens, buttons, charts, and a large monitor in the middle.
"Damn, this thing is huge… and blinky. Very, very blinky." He then walks around the machine and inspects it. "What the hell did they need this hunk'o'junk for?... Oh, look, a manual."
He picks up the book and starts to read it "Hello, valued user! Thank you for acquiring the Interdimensional Continuum Shift Creator Infinity. There are many like it throughout the numerous alternate dimensions, but this one is currently yours. As such, you must recognize that blah, blah, blah…blah, blah, blah…blah, blah, paradox consequences….. blah, blah, blah… ah, here we go. To begin shift, input the coordinates, point of time, and entities ( be it living or non- living) into the keyboard. Press the enter button after inputting the required data and then commence with observation. Intervention during the shift is also possible."
"Well, well, well. What a fortunate and unexpected turn of events. The machine that looped the same event for how many freak'n times in a row and made the last three games, four if you count the Extend, possible and here it is, right in front of me!" A sinister smile then creeps onto his face.
"Oh the possibilities are ENDLESS!" screams Hazama in glee.
After a quick moonwalk to the front of the machine, he checks on the current coordinates. "Ragna, Kagutsuchi, final boss battle, Meh same old, same old. So, what to do?" As he ponders on what or who exactly to screw with, his little devil self reappears to advise him. "Why don't you try giving someone else the role of the MC. Ya' know give them a taste of being the most watched and fiddled with person in the game. I bet most of them would crack from the pressure."
"I'm going to need more than that little guy." replies Hazama. The little devil then thinks for a moments before suggesting options. "Like making that Bang guy more attractive like your truly, or giving that Taokaka cat thing some actual brains, maybe even make that Tager fellow a bit more wimpy cause that guy is as cheap as hell, or maybe even let ol'Valkenhynrun around Kagutsuchi in a dress."
"Valkenhyn in a dress…"The image of Valkenhyn then appears in a thought bubble above both their heads and… OH SWEET GOD, you didn't have to go THAT far Hazama!
"Bleh, gross! You're right…. Let's skip that one little man." "Agreed, it NEVER HAPPENED" replies the little Hazama devil. "So, back on track, whose life do we screw with bigtime?" The two then sit and begin to brainstorm, but come up with nothing.
"I've got nothing…" replies the original Hazama. "Damn, this is hard….." says the little Hazama devil. "I've got an idea!" The second Little Hazama devil reappears on Hazama's left shoulder. "I know you're gon'na love this one."
"Hmmmm…. This should be good….." says Hazama.
"Why don't we mess with (drum roll sound)….. Rachel!" The only reply he got was a cricket noise in the background. "Too boring?" asks the second Hazama devil. "What no, that's actually a great idea. But… Rachel? That's a tough one. I've been trolling her in every way I can think of and all I get is the same poker-face "I'm a rich snob" attitude."
The little devil snickered at the comment "Not EVERY way….."
The second Little Hazama devil lets out an even larger grin and , in a puff of smoke, reappears on the side of the first Little Hazama devil. He then whispers something to the first Little Hazama devil.
"O….M…. freak'n G! I never saw that one coming!" in a voice that embodied both surprise and excitement. "What did I tell ya', pretty interesting right?" says the second Hazama devil. "Hey, don't leave me out of the loop." says Hazama
Both Little Hazama devils disappear then reappear in a puff of smoke near Hazama's ears and whisper to him on how to mess with their favorite vampire. " How could I have not thought of THAT sooner?! You guys are GENIUSES! "
He then quickly begins typing on the machine with a look on his face that could only be described as psychotic joy. "Heh, heh, heh let's see how you deal with this one bloodsucker"
As he finishes typing and presses the enter button, a marvelous and potentially crazy adventure has begun for our vampire loli and with the proclamation of the computer in it's cold, unfeeling voice….
"Commencing shift #6384996210"
It begins…
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