Author Notes: hey SG fans! this is my first atempt at humor so I hope you like it. it was waaay to late when I wrote this. yay insomnia induced insanity! lol. the idea however was not entirly my own. it is the product of a very random conversation with my bud Saki. so major props to her. I hope you all like it. enjoy.
Spoilers: none really.
Disclaimer: I do not own SG1, which is probably a good thing since it would suddenly become the Daniel show if I did. lol
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Jack walked into Sam's lab without knocking he knew it would be futile. She was wrapped up in some project and wouldn't hear him anyway. She wouldn't be annoyed with the interruption, but General Hammond had a matter to discuss with them. Sam was at the computer typing away when he walked up.
"Hey Carter General wants…what's that?" He stared at the computer. "I didn't know you had access to…" before the words left his mouth the window was closed. "Saaaam! You don't have access do you?" He accused, already coming up with ways to use this new discovery against her. He noticed Sam's face turning red from anger and using his 'best' judgment he decided to see how much redder it could get. "I bet you can hack anything." Sam smirked devilishly at him.
"I bet you're right." Suddenly Jack didn't like the turn this had taken. She started typing and his jaw dropped. She had just hacked his personal file. He grabbed her cordless mouse.
"Hey! Give it back!" Sam barked. She jumped up and tried to steal it back. He held it at arms length away from her. Two minutes of scuffling later Sam was back at the desk, mouse in hand, with Jack leaning over her shoulder.
"So you can hack into anyone's file?"
"Pretty much sir," She typed in a few keys and Sergeant Siler's face popped up on the screen. Jack grabbed and open bag of marsh mellows off the self and dropped a few into his mouth.
"Do Daniel's next!" Jack begged. She typed again and a picture of everyone's favorite archeologist popped up. "Scroll down," her commanding officer encouraged. She took a few marsh mellows and complied. Jack leaned closer to read the text. "Hmmmm." They both said in unison. More marsh mellows; more reading.
"Sam I was wonderin…" Daniel walked into the lab and stopped dead in his tracks. "What is that?" They turned to him innocently.
"Danny boy didn't see you there," Jack smiled. Daniel glares. With one swift movement he grabs the marsh mellows from Jack.
"You're so immature," He mutters as he storms out.
"Says the man who stole my marsh mellows," Sam muttered melodramatically.
Jack ran after the coffee addict.
"My marsh mellows!" The colonel called. Daniel threw several of the fluffy things at Jack's head.
General Hammond turned to Teal'c from where they stood in the hall observing the chaos.
"I need to start assigning leave more often."
"Indeed."
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Hope you enjoyed the madness. Reviews are more than welcome! be constructive. thanks
